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This week’s Continuing Crisis column for The Bulletin mentions John Howard, Kim Beazley, Noam Chomsky, Saddam Hussein, Richard Neville, the Crusty Demons, Tom Keneally, Bessie Bardot, and Bob Brown. Also in The Bulletin:
* Eric Ellis and Preston Smith track down corporate fugitive Abraham Goldberg (it’s big news in Poland!)
* Patrick Carlyon compares Makybe Diva and Phar Lap.
* Paul Daley studies Howard-based conspiracy theories.
* And Ashley Hay interviews a 175-year-old tortoise.
* Plus: TV stars!
Sensational blog claims:
Bush and La Pen Cause Riots
Allegations that George Bush, Jean-Marie Le Pen and an unnamed corporate giant caused the French riots have leaked out of Washington overnight. Well placed sources confirm the existence of a plan to start the riots in France for the benefit of a reconstruction giant and major Republican Party donor. The source revealed the timing is related to Libby’s resignation. The plan creates a French crisis to force Chirac to resign or call an election before Libby is under cross examination and under oath.
The CIA passed copies of Chirac’s recent medical records to Bush and Cheney with a Top Secret assessment that sufficient stress will cause Chirac to either suffer a severe stroke or die. Cheney was concerned that Libby will not lie under an oath on the bible due to strong Christian values. He might divulge Plan PEF07/U08 under cross examination. The plan stands for Presidential Elections in France 07 / USA 08.
The riots will create the need for a special reconstruction contract for many of France’s major centres. Under the deal the White House awarded the French reconstruction contract to one of its major political donors. In return the company will return substantial kick backs to the Republicans 2008 campaign through a series of front organizations.
Bush signed off on the deal shortly after a secret meeting between a secret intermediary met Le Pen in Southern France, during the recent Glen Eagles G8 Summit.
Le Pen will honour the agreement in return for Bush’s secret support to install him in the Elysee Palace. Le Pen will receive substantial financial and electioneering support for a final 2007 bid for the French Presidency, which Republican polsters believe he can win despite his age. They expect a spectacular white backlash against failed French multiculturalism.
Senior Party strategist, Karl Rove, proposed the plan prior to the appointment of Paul Wolfowitz to head the World Bank. Secret Republican Polling confirms that white, working class and Christian French are very likely to vote for Le Pen under a threat from the domestic Islamic population. Rove argued that the race and religion plan, modelled on Bush’s successful formula, will work in France.
It also earns hard currency Euros needed to prop up the ailing US dollar and limit the USA’s exposure to Chinese holdings of US Government dollar denomitated debt. China has agreed to the plan to keep the value of the US dollar unreallistically high and has promised to support the unnamed company’s bid in all international fora.
Bush recieved early notification of Libby’s indictement on 19 October. With Libby about to potentially reveal all in the courts Bush, Cheney, Rice, Rumsfeldt, Le Pen and Wolfowitz decided to go early after a secret teleconference on 21 October. It only took Le Pen six days to initiate the rioting giving Bush and Cheney confidence in his ability to deliver. The initial plan was for the riots to start in late 06 to gain maximum traction for Le Pen.
The rioting needs to be widespread enough to be called a ‘war’ that justifies the World Bank providing the credit for the reconstruction in accordance with its role as the world’s major reconstruction fund.
Rove argued the adminstration will achieve a number of simultaneous goals including the:
Humbling of France and the EU;
The specter of a European intifada that pushes Europe closer to the US on foreign policy, in particular on Iraq and Isreal;
Ability to fund the plan through the World Bank including redirecting divert African HIV reduction funds to French Reconstruction and Campaign funding;
Establishment of a sympathetic President in the Elysee Palace; and
Payment of the most expensive election campaign ever. Bush’s has privately nominated a highly controversial successor that the source refused to identify.
The dissaffected source revealed the plan as it ‘conflicted with his Christian values’. The White House has not commented on the allegations.Posted by platey mates on 2005 11 09 at 09:54 AM • permalinkTim’s column finds him in sparkling form. ROFLMAO, as they say.
Also enjoyed Paul Daley’s dig at Patrick “mouthpiece” Walters: “There has, however, been disquiet inside the major security agencies in recent weeks over what some insiders fear could be politically motivated media leaks which have distorted the extent of Australia’s home-grown terror threat.”
Hey Crash,
that’s the power of a good conspiracy. They have been planning this for a year. Just watch it all unfold.
Posted by platey mates on 2005 11 09 at 10:19 AM • permalinkPlatey
Allegations that George Bush, Jean-Marie Le Pen and an unnamed corporate giant caused the French riots ... The White House has not commented on the allegations.
Well, I read it on the internet, so I know it’s true.
Posted by Stoop Davy Dave on 2005 11 09 at 12:34 PM • permalink
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I like it.
Good story on the tortoise too.