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COLUMN GOES GRAPHIC
Global Warming is an attention-seeking goon.
(Sin City art by Dave Follett)
UPDATE. Thanks to folks who enjoyed the column. Beats me why more columnists don’t think in terms of a big inviting empty space to be filled with whatever you want than in terms of word count.
This was good news.
I didn’t know I had a secretary.Classic.
Posted by Crispytoast on 2007 06 22 at 09:27 PM • permalinkThe luvvies and climate-change handwringers should be completely confused by this one. Excellent!
Posted by Blue State Sil on 2007 06 22 at 09:34 PM • permalinkThe secretary has a gun strapped to her thigh, and a bloody knife jammed into her desk. Kinda scary.
Posted by Crispytoast on 2007 06 22 at 09:36 PM • permalinkThis would’ve been even more perfect if Blair had said “Sod off, swampy” when booting Global Warming out of the office.
Posted by Crispytoast on 2007 06 22 at 09:41 PM • permalinkWas it this David Follett that did the excellent art work?
What model of mower was it Tim? I’m in the market for one myself.
Posted by Pig Head Sucker on 2007 06 22 at 10:16 PM • permalinkHow about a cartoon called Huckabee’s Heroes? Pound until tender, broil for thirty minutes (turning once), feed to dogs.
Yup, definitely needs to be a series. Let Paco help write it.
Posted by JorgXMcKie on 2007 06 22 at 11:23 PM • permalinkIf there’s a second installment, I’d love to see Candii toss the infamous Inspector Dan from Tim’s office. The noir-crossover potential here is enormous!
Posted by Ed Driscoll on 2007 06 22 at 11:52 PM • permalinkSo, when can we expect the second installment in the Adventures of Detective Tim?
Posted by Blue State Sil on 2007 06 22 at 11:59 PM • permalinkBrilliant stuff Tim. I almost choked on my coffee at my favourite inner city cafe this morning due to laughter. I’m sure all the lefties were wondering what I was sniggering about.
Posted by Art Vandelay on 2007 06 23 at 12:42 AM • permalinkpaco. Huckabee is a persistent little troll. Hes left the italics jar open though. I can hear the bees warming up now....
Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2007 06 23 at 01:15 AM • permalinkIf so called “Tim” keeps trying something different, he may never be the neo-con Phillip Adams, and all his dreams will be for nought.
Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 06 23 at 01:21 AM • permalinkMellanie Phillips has an excellent article on this.
This might also be considered an inconvenient truth
China overtakes US on emissions
Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2007 06 23 at 03:24 AM • permalinkWhat does warmongering have to do with “cooling”?
As usual, trolls can’t think. What you should have said was: “Only hope I am here for the great cooling when it comes so I can mock unashamedly the anthropogenic climate-change deniers.” Only, maybe those words are all too big for you.
Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2007 06 23 at 09:30 AM • permalinkI forgot to add: the mockery of warmongerers is in other threads. Go to them—but prepare to be mocked in turn as a terrorist-appeasing peacebat.
Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2007 06 23 at 09:31 AM • permalinkOT
Loewenstein’s My Israel Question has slid so far down the ranks it has now cracked the million mark.
Now ranked at 1,039,102 on Amazon.
Must be time for Ant to pull out his credit card again and to fill up another one of his cupboards with copies of his own book.Posted by Hank Reardon on 2007 06 23 at 10:25 AM • permalinkmissred, aka Trixi LaToux, comes back from lunch and sees the chaos in Mr. Tim’s office. That crazy crossdresser, Candii, has stepped over the line once again. Trixi quick removes the knife from her fine mahogany desk, cuts the holster off Candii’s unshaven thigh, kicks the gun out of reach and then pins her helplessly to the wall where she will remain until the “men” come to take her back to the asylum.
Trixi unceremouniously takes her booted leg to Mr. Climate Change and bounces him out of Mr. Tim’s office, returning to then deal with the rest of the self serving looneys polluting the hallway outside the office.
Returning, her red curls a bit messy from her tasks, she makes Mr. Tim an adult beverage, cleans his ashtray, gives him wink, and sashays out of his office (as Mr. Tim casts a surreptitious glance at the fine form of his real secretary).Aha! You’ve finally realised that the average global warmer has trouble reading words while believing blindly everything that ‘science’ tells them.
You have, in the past, attempted to confuse the gwers by introducing logic into the argument. If you want to really confuse them, ask them the percentage of global CO2 production attributable to humans. From my own limited survey of gwers estimates vary from 50% to 100%, but strangely, I don’t know the answer either because nobody will print it. However, if it’s over 2% I will act as Al Gore’s catamite for a week.
The gwers have invented the worlds most perfect pyramid scheme; you get enough money to hire one tame ‘scientist’ to frighten enough people to donate enough money to hire two tame ‘scientists’ etc.Geoff Carruthers
P.S. I read recently that one of these ‘scientists’ declared that all gw skeptics were being paid by Exxon. If you have any contacts with that august institution please intercede on my behalf. I figure I’m owed about 15 years back pay.WaZoBia clarified in another comment (on a newer post) that that was indeed what he meant to do. He’s all clear!
Darn. And I thought I had a new troll to play with. Huckabee’s all tattered.
Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2007 06 23 at 09:24 PM • permalinklove it. A very inventive use of your space!
Posted by daddy dave on 2007 06 24 at 10:00 PM • permalink
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Mr. Blair’s caught the Paco detective bug and to good effect too.