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Cindy Sheehan is again planning to camp outside George W. Bush’s Crawford home. No word yet on whether Cindy Crawford plans to camp outside Mao Tse-Tung’s Sheehan home, but the year is still young.
Harrummghmphmffpimf!!
Make that “ ... that SHE plans to run ... “Posted by Stoop Davy Dave on 2006 01 30 at 11:44 AM • permalinkSDD — either/or.
I remember the National Review Howard Dean cover: PLEASE NOMINATE THIS MAN!
Run, Cindy, Run!
But ya think George woulda installed a big damn sprinkler system on the edge of that property by now…
Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 01 30 at 11:59 AM • permalinkMark Steyn points out correctly that this is the time of unmasking. The Hamas takeover has unmasked the Palestinians, showing them to be the child-sacrificing homicidal maniacs they are, J. Stein of the Los Angeles Times has unmasked the hypocrisy of all the leftoids who “support the troops” while undermining their heroism, and growing support among the Dems for the candidacy of Monster Mother Cindy, fresh from a love kiss on the Chavez lips (see LGF), unmasks the debauched delusional defeatist Dhimmocrats for what they are.
There’s something incredibly incongruous about linking to a picture of Cindy Sheehan and a picture of Cindy Crawford in the same post. It’s like oil and water, bleach and vinegar. It’s like laughing during a funeral ceremony, or farting at a coronation.
Suggestion to Rove’s top operatives (from the Rumsfeld trophy room): it might be interesting to set up some hives for Africanized honeybees near that ditch across from the ranch.
Hmmmm.
I think that neighbor of Bush’s might be out buying some more ammo. The last time he got a bit aggravated.
Personally I’d dump a huge load of manure right along the road. Let’em baste in that stink for a few days. Those lefties love nature? Good for them.
Posted by memomachine on 2006 01 30 at 12:43 PM • permalinkWell, I don’t have any ditches in front of my house, but Cindy Crawford can camp here any time!!!!
As for Mommy Cindy, the county landfill is over there, thankyouverymuch.
Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2006 01 30 at 12:56 PM • permalink"Chavez said his government would help protest the war in Iraq by supporting a drive to gather petitions and delivering them to the U.S. Embassy in Caracas."
Oh good. The embassy is running low on two ply.
Posted by wronwright on 2006 01 30 at 01:05 PM • permalinkWhen Cindy was sucking up to Hugo Chavez, I wonder if it crossed her mind what would happen if protestors camped outside of his house. It wouldn’t be pretty, I suspect.
Is there any way you Australians can take this women off our hands?Posted by Frank the Yank on 2006 01 30 at 02:52 PM • permalinkI’ll be Sheehan you in all the old familiar places…
Posted by Jim Treacher on 2006 01 30 at 04:22 PM • permalinkFirst, there is a Cindy Sheehan for Senator website. I think its cindyforsenate.blogspot.com, but I could be wrong. Anyway, you can click on to encourage her to run. I tried clicking about 15 times, but I’m not sure even one was counted. However, the thought was there.
Second, I was at the original Woodstock, and I don’t know what the count was, but backhome we would say that “there was a sh*tload of folks there.” If you say only 250,000 I’d be okay with that, but it sure was a big bunch. Having been to football games with 80,000+, I can tell you there were way, way more than that.
Also, I am very cautious of crowd estimates. I usually check pics against pics of various marathons (Chicago, Boston, HongKong) where you have a crowd shot AND a known number of registered runners. I won a debate with a student over how many people were at that idiot Sep 23 or 24 or whatever March on DC last year by showing him a pic of the March and then one of the Hong Kong Marathon. Ha!
Posted by JorgXMcKie on 2006 01 30 at 05:15 PM • permalinkIntrigued by RebeccaH’s comment, I finally clicked on that first link. Gah! I must remonstrate as follows: How fucking DARE she wear that shirt?!
Posted by Stoop Davy Dave on 2006 01 30 at 05:56 PM • permalinkRun, Cindy, Run!
I pledge $1000 to her campaign as soon as she offically announces!
Posted by nofixedabode on 2006 01 30 at 06:27 PM • permalinkNo, no, no, no. None of that kind of talk. If Karl hears about this, before you know it, presto, I’m the freaking campaign manager for Cindy Sheehan for Senate. And I would hate that. So please show mercy. I mean, I just came back from Canada!
Posted by wronwright on 2006 01 30 at 06:36 PM • permalinkOh Lordy, Lordy, let her run, an answer to my prayers. Her “Senate” website states that “lunatic” right wing bloggers, such a Michelle Malkin, are contemptuous of their effort. “So”, they say, “we must be doing something right.” And they are! Oh,please, Michelle you are my favorite (except for Tim, I know when to suck up) so please, please encourage her to run. Hide your contempt and vote for her. She already has 7000 hits in 48hours, of which 25 are from the leftoids and the rest from Tim Bs bloggers. Keep the votes pouring in for the next moonbat Sen. from CA. (And keep Cindy Craford at home!)
quote]Personally I’d dump a huge load of manure right along the road. Let’em baste in that stink for a few days.
“In the dictionary under “redundant” it says, “See ‘Redundant’...” _ R. Williams
Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 01 30 at 08:57 PM • permalinkTim’s not listed yet!
Right-wing Ridicule: A couple [sic] of rightwing blogs have shown nothing but contempt and ridicule for our efforts here. Especially, Gatewaypundit and The Junkyard Blog, Michelle Malkin, The Rubber Stamp, Cam Edwards Satellite Heart, Instapundit,, Queer Conservative , The Annoyed Army, Laughing at Lefty, BLUE GOLDFISH, Psycmeistr’s Ice Palace, Inside Larry’s Head, Environmental Republican, In America, Ernie, Leather Penguin, Elephants in Academia . We must be doing something right!.
I added a half a dozen votes. JorgXMcKie has the website address right, above.
I’ll have to spend the next few days voting for Mommy Cindy!!! BUAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2006 01 30 at 10:01 PM • permalinkOkay, I’ve ‘voted’ to urge Mother Sheehan to run.
I also want to urge the Democrats to bring Articles of Impeachment before the House immediately.(That would seal their fate for 30 more years).
That idiot Murtha had to vote against his own “Bring ‘Em Home Now!” resolution when the Republicans called his bluff by bringing it to a vote.
Instapundit referred to the expression about what the dog would do if it ever actually caught the car. Very appropriate in this case.
This is how they talk truth to power in China.
And this is how power talks back.
Posted by Oafish and Infantile on 2006 01 30 at 10:55 PM • permalinkI once asked a lefty why they always were so hot after the USA when they never protested against worse stuff done by our enemies, like Commies murdering millions of people. Well, he answered, we can’t affect them but we can affect the US. It did not occur to him that there might be a lesson to learn from this circumstance (that they had picked the wrong target), or that the statement disproved the lefty contention of how fascistic the USA is (they have long since deprived the word of any real meaning). Ever since then I’ve thought of lefties as dumbasses.
As for St. Cindy’s run for the Senate, all Feinstein has to do is run the quote of Cindy saying “US out of occupied New Orleans” and Cindy’s votes will drop to just the minimum of insane lefties even in Moonbat Central (aka San Francisco). Even most lefty Dems will balk at someone who says something so stupid as that.
Wronwright, you do know that the reward for a job well done is a harder job, don’t you? Mister Karl was very pleased with Harper’s win. At least you won’t have to worry about some of us trying to infiltrate San Fran in the new bionic moose disguises Q Branch has been testing. Unfortunately, scuttlebutt has it that they are working on bionic Great White Shark disguises (shudder).
Posted by Michael Lonie on 2006 01 30 at 11:40 PM • permalinkOT, but moonbat-related: From the Reuters article on the Alito cloture vote comes this unintentionally hilarious line:
[Kerry and Kennedy] argued Alito posed a threat to civil rights and abortion rights and would not be an effective check on presidential powers.
Seems to be any presidential powers they’re worried about, not just Dubya’s - I guess they’re not actually expecting to win that 2008 election. Works for me.
Patty Murray U.S. Senator, State of Washington.
Cindy Sheehan U.S. Nobody, State of Bi-Polarism.
They say things are turning ugly in the U.S. Senate. Should Cindy win, it would surely be true...BUT as you no doubt noticed we have a stunner in there now.
Oh Cindy use to be a man, until the operation that turned her into a beauty raving...:).
Mother Sheehan for the Senate. Great. I didn’t think it was possible for us to have TWO Barbara Boxers.
Of course, the CA Republican Party will never run someone even remotely electible, but one can hope.
Sorry, Achillea, they won’t. They couldn’t even pick someone with enough charisma to challenge Babs Boxer, America’s dumbest Senator. Seriously, listening to that dope for even ten minutes could cost you two IQ points. That woman speaks to everyone as if they were 4-year-olds… Aaarrrggghhh!
Posted by Spiny Norman on 2006 01 31 at 01:01 AM • permalinkWoodstock was for sissies! I’m planning on wearing my Altamont t-shirt while watching two lumpy ladies flail about the state. One having to explain kissing up to Chavez and the other having to explain kissing up to the Chinese or at least having her husband explain.
Posted by Pat Patterson on 2006 01 31 at 02:00 AM • permalink#34 - Even most lefty Dems will balk at someone who says something so stupid as that.
Remember, Michael, this is the party that elected Howard Dean its leader.
#38- They couldn’t even pick someone with enough charisma to challenge Babs Boxer, America’s dumbest Senator.
Hell, Spiny, they couldn’t even beat Gray Davis.
Pat — Don’t forget to ask DiFi why she lobbied for Northrop to be allowed to sell fighter-bombers to Indonesia to bomb East Timor while our ally Australia had troops on the ground there.
Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 01 31 at 02:56 AM • permalinkWell, I still say no. I’m sorry, but I’m rather firm on this. No Cindy Sheehan campaign for Senator.
(I think I had better block Tim’s blog from Karl’s internet connection. He’ll just have to read Instapundit for a change)
Posted by wronwright on 2006 01 31 at 09:21 AM • permalinkIf the goal is to help Sheehan oust Feinstein, then maybe we need to find a way to get this guy onto the latter’s re-election team.
If the link doesn’t work, you can read about this schlimiel at Betsy’s Page http://betsyspage.blogspot.com/ Just scroll down to the first posting for Jan. 30th.
38 Spiny
Babs Boxer, America’s dumbest Senator.
Now is that quite fair? Shouldn’t that be “dumbest Senator in all U.S. history”?
Posted by Stoop Davy Dave on 2006 01 31 at 12:34 PM • permalinkOh, come on, guys! A Cindy campaign for senator would be a hoot! Sort of like watching Howard Dean in drag. She can’t actually win anything. All she’d do is waste a lot of money that would otherwise go to MoveOn, and she’d accomplish approximately zilch, standard moonbat SOP. At least we’d get the entertainment value out of pics of empty
booksigningcampaign halls.Elective office of some kind is the understandable next step for someone suffering from athazagoraphobia (fear of being forgotten or ignored). I would suggest putting her face on the Delaware state flag, which would not only guarantee Sheehan some permament, albeit limited, attention, but would also scare away recruits from Delaware’s mobilization plan for an Army of Conquest.
#49 At least we’d get the entertainment value out of pics of empty booksigning campaign halls.
But it wouldn’t be empty. Not completely empty. I’d have to be there. Pumping up Cindy’s spirits.
Why didn’t they come Simon (Simon St. Croix, my nom de guerre)?
Oh, they’re coming Cindy. Rest assure, they’ll be here. In masses.
(takes an anti-depressant)
But it’s been four hours and only six people have come. And only one of those wanted my book.
(looks at 5 TV reporters—and scrotum man; Simon visibly shudders)
It’s Bush Cindy. Bush is afraid of you. He’s keeping the people from seeing you.
You think so?
Definitely. He refused to meet with you, right? He knows he could never withstand the onslaught of your morally superior position.
(looks at anti-depressant bottle, makes note to get it refilled)
And look! Some fans have shown up!
(turns gaze to a motley crew comprised of Stoop Davy Dave, Richard McEnroe, PW, RebeccaH, Michael Lonie, collectively walking in late and with little enthusiasm)
About time. (said through clinched teeth) This is the land that time forgot. I think my watch has stopped. It’s been moving 1/10th of the normal time.
Richard McEnroe: My helicopter needed a wash and wax. It was slightly dirty. Be happy we’re here ... Ms. Sheehan, it is an absolute honor to meet you. Please accept this rather large donation from devoted admirers to help you in your very righteous campaign to become the next Senator from the fair state of California.
Posted by wronwright on 2006 01 31 at 02:08 PM • permalinkI guess I ought to explain about the, um, the incident at the book-signing. You see, I’ve, well, I’ve been under a great deal of stress lately ... ever since my drying shed and botanical samples got “mysteriously”
smokedincinerated in a space-laser hit, plus that nightmarish time-travel paradox thing that I literally can’t tell anyone about (because it not only hasn’t happened yet, it now can’t ever HAVE happened), let alone the general stress of working with Wronwright (twitch), but really, honestly, I didn’t MEAN to eat all those books!
I think this damn “goat serum” stuff that they keep shooting me up with is having some adverse, perverse side effects. So basically, I blame the Assassin Disguise Department for this unfortunate incident, and I again renew my petition for them to do the “surgical reversal process” on my hind legs here. LEGS, I mean, dammit, not “hind legs.” Baa! I mean BAH!( ... oh dear ... )
Posted by Stoop Davy Dave on 2006 01 31 at 05:02 PM • permalinkwronwright and Stoop Davy Dave, you’re a good man. Both of you. We know we can always count on you (both of you) to keep the space/time continuum gallumping along. Maybe we can persuade Cindy Sheehan to drop the senatorial idea and go for president. As soon as we figure out which side of her head is actually her face.
wronwright—Wrong again. I’d dance an Irish jig in a poofy Michael Flatley shirt to see Mother Sheehan run against Dianne Feinstein…
Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 01 31 at 09:16 PM • permalinkwronwright—BTW, have you checked out your screen debut in the Oscar Time thread?
Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 01 31 at 09:19 PM • permalinkMother Sheehan got her posterior arrested at the SOTU address…
Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 01 31 at 11:50 PM • permalinkMedia Whore Psycho Protestor Against The American Occupation of New Orleans Miserable Excuse For A Mother that EATS Her Young Cindy was at the State of the Union Speech by the USA President. She was thrown out after she tried to unfurl a banner. You think she’s crazy? Think how lunatic the Democratic Party is! Faux Mother Cindy was the guest of a Democratic Party member of the House.
Mother Sheehan got her posterior arrested at the SOTU address…
I want to see the footage of her being dragged off to the North Dakota gulags! She’s probably expecting Gitmo, and seeing the expression on her face when her butt hits that snow will be priceless!
wronwright, think you can make this happen?
Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2006 02 01 at 02:56 AM • permalinkYou mean, like, filming her butt? Oh god, isn’t this really something a lowly minion is better suited for? I really think Stooped Over and Braying Like a Goat might enjoy the opportunity to film Cindy’s arse.
Posted by wronwright on 2006 02 01 at 07:03 AM • permalinkDoes anybody else think of Lynette “Squeaky” Fromme when they see Cindy Shihad? I know we don’t think of Cindy Crawford.
The publicity strumpet Cindy was given the invite to the State of Union speech by Democratic Congresswoman Woolsey from (where else?) San Francisco. Now there’s a traitorous Rep that should be impeached.wronwright, that is the last time I ask you a serious question in a rhetorical manner. If I wanted to see an ugly butt (has to be, given who it’s attached to), I’d visit my ex-wife, thankyouverymuch.
Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2006 02 01 at 10:43 AM • permalink59 inadvertently brilliant, in that idiot-savant way of his, Wronwright spawns an inspiration:
I really think Stooped Over and Braying Like a Goat might enjoy the opportunity to film Cindy’s arse.
Oh yes. Oh yes indeed. First thing we need is a script; somebody get in touch with Iowahawk’s people. Then we need to write a BIG part for Wronwright, to cash in on his current media hotness. (*)
Aesthetically, I’m torn ... should he play the part OF Cindy’s arse? Or should he interact with Cindy’s arse in some more disturbing way?(* apparently, going by the comments in the mysterious “Oscar Time” thread, he’s this year’s most bankable
cartoon characterer, actor)Posted by Stoop Davy Dave on 2006 02 01 at 03:04 PM • permalinkStoop Davy Dave,
Every night I think about the night last summer when you passed out behind the White House, completely drunk on kegs of beer served at the White House—Death Cult bonding party. I was driving McEnroe’s Humvee—actually, bringing it around from the parking garage—when, there you were. All spread out across the drive way. I stopped and looked at you for what must have been a full five minutes. Should I? Hey, why not? Unfortunate traffic accidents happen all the time. Especially ones involving goat men with alcohol levels approaching 2%.
But I didn’t. I just looked at you. All vulnerable. Calling to me. “Come get me wronwright. You know you want to”.
Suddenly some of the kinder members of our organization came out of the White House, noticed you lying there, took pity on you, and carefully moved you to the grass and stroked your head. And stole your wallet of course. (They’re kind yes, but they’re still evil—I’m sure you understand).
Oh how I think about that lost opportunity. Every night dreaming. Revving the accelerator. Spinning tires. Get the goat! Get the goat!
Posted by wronwright on 2006 02 01 at 05:49 PM • permalinkRebeccaH 53
wronwright and Stoop Davy Dave, you’re a good man. Both of you. We know we can always count on you (both of you) to keep the space/time continuum gallumping along.
See that? She likes me best!
Posted by Stoop Davy Dave on 2006 02 02 at 01:55 PM • permalink
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Loose talk has it that he plans to run for Dianne Feinstein’s senate seat. Ha! I wish I believed that. I heard it from Matt Drudge, and I bet he wishes he believed it too.