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CHEIKHO ON A ROLL

Terror suspect Khaled Cheikho seems a lively type:

Cheikho, who described Allah’s law as the “only law worthy of ruling mankind”, also allegedly said that democracy was “full of s..t”. “So you tell Howard this and pass it on to Bush the motherf...er, tell him (I’m) gonna come and chop him up."

Cheikho, 33, is charged along with eight other Sydney men over alleged preparations for a terrorist attack.

A revised federal police document tendered to Central Local Court for the bail application of one of his co-accused ... detailed an outburst by Cheikho after he was arrested on November 8, 2005, and warned anything he said would be recorded.

Naming the Prime Minister and US President George W. Bush, Cheikho allegedly warned that Allah would “destroy wrongdoers” as he was the “annihilator of the tyrants and the infidels”.

"Did Howard ever tell you this ... tell him I swear by Allah, you have put no fear into my heart, no fear,” Cheikho allegedly said.

"This is who we worship, who do you worship, Howard and the legislators? Your democracy is full of hypocrisy, is that it?

"Sharia law is gonna prevail throughout the land ... You tell Howard this, tell him Islam is gonna rule this land."

He told police to go and learn about Sharia law, because “you’re us”.

Cheikho allegedly continued: “The land, all the land is Allah’s land, Allah created it and he’s given it to Muslims and the Muslims are going to rule it."

Well, OK then. When will tax policies be announced?

Posted by Tim B. on 04/12/2006 at 01:06 AM
  1. ’Allah Land’ sounds like a theme park, lots of scares, bad food, nowhere to buy a beer, a dress code, people in funny costumes, the odd castle.

    Posted by Nic on 2006 04 12 at 01:12 AM • permalink

  2. "Did Howard ever tell you this ... tell him I swear by Allah, you have put no fear into my heart, no fear,”

    Some people really HATE paying for Stern…

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 04 12 at 01:22 AM • permalink

  3. I wish they’d stop being so ambiguous and tell us what they really thought.

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2006 04 12 at 01:24 AM • permalink

  4. A great way to kick things off with Sharia law would be to apply it to Mr Cheikho

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2006 04 12 at 01:31 AM • permalink

  5. "Cheikho, also said that democracy was “full of s..t”."

    Not only a theologian, but also polite as well!

    Doesn’t the Koran say something about swearing?

    Posted by WeekByWeek on 2006 04 12 at 01:41 AM • permalink

  6. hang him

    Posted by larrikin on 2006 04 12 at 01:45 AM • permalink

  7. I assume that the Queensland Office of State Revenue will be sending Mr Khaled one huge mofo of a Land Tax demand forthwith.

    Posted by murph on 2006 04 12 at 01:58 AM • permalink

  8. It’s a weird mix - islamist and gangsta. It’s probably the thing that makes these lunatics all the more dangerous.

    Posted by EliotNess on 2006 04 12 at 02:06 AM • permalink

  9. The land, all the land is Allah’s land, Allah created it and he’s given it to Muslims and the Muslims are going to rule it.

    Hang on a second: I thought it was Aboriginal land.  The Murries might have something to say about that.  Racist bastard.

    Posted by murph on 2006 04 12 at 02:07 AM • permalink

  10. Funny thing is, he’s sounds like Anthony Mundine.

    Posted by EliotNess on 2006 04 12 at 02:13 AM • permalink

  11. Cheikho Roll? Now that’s one over-fried little snack that’s gonna give us some bad gas!

    Posted by splice on 2006 04 12 at 02:26 AM • permalink

  12. Stuff him full of cabbage and boil him in oil

    Posted by murph on 2006 04 12 at 02:30 AM • permalink

  13. Jeremy sear defending Mr Chiko -
    ‘My client’s statements have obviously been taken out of context - his reference to ‘chopping up’ is what he does when he divides up his cocaine before selling it’.

    Posted by Lucky Nutsacks on 2006 04 12 at 02:38 AM • permalink

  14. Yes, these religous types who reckon god even exists freak me out.

    Posted by Nuke_everyone on 2006 04 12 at 02:51 AM • permalink

  15. From the charge sheet:

    ...
    ...
    24.On 7 October 2005, Khaled SHARROUF, Mazen TOUMA and Khaled CHEIKHO attended a large retailer at Chullora NSW. SHARROUF was subsequently arrested for attempting to steal six digital timers and approximately 132 batteries of various types.
    ...
    ...
    31. On 30 July 2005 BENBRIKA attended the premises of Khaled SHARROUF in Sydney and gave a sermon. Khaled SHARROUF, Khaled CHEIKHO, Abdul Rakib HASAN, Mazen TOUMA and others were present during this sermon. During the discussion, BENBRIKA was recorded as saying, “Some people claim to love jihad but don’t respect their own parents – misinterpretation of hadith. You need permission from your parents to go to jihad. If your mother says no jihad, then no jihad.” Two days later TOUMA requested permission from his mother to undertake jihad.
    ...
    ...

    ITEMS SEIZED FROM PREMISES/CONVEYANCES RELATING TO Khaled CHEIKHO

    On 8/11/05 a Section 3E Crimes Act 1914 warrant was executed on Khaled CHEIKHO’S premises. Some of the items removed from the premises included:
    * 2 x cassette tapes marked Bazeera – The War on Terrorists
    * 1 x cap gun
    * Numerous books, articles relating to Al Qaeda and terrorism
    * Six mobile phones, (including a mobile subscribed to a false name and used for covert SMS messages between other members of the group).
    * Samurai swords
    * Machete
    * 1 x Colt Double Eagle Series pellet gun with Magazine (1 x silencer; 1 x tac light)
    * A number of documents relating to jihad
    * 1 x roll duct tape
    * CDs, videos and documents in foreign language
    * 4 x computer hard drive.

    Posted by murph on 2006 04 12 at 02:52 AM • permalink

  16. #13 I call upon the Sear ninjas who are not jeremy sear to descend upon BBBvBBB

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2006 04 12 at 02:57 AM • permalink

  17. I don’t get it. 

    He wasn’t like this in Star Trek.

    He’s really changed man.

    Posted by MrDays on 2006 04 12 at 03:02 AM • permalink

  18. Definitely misquoted and the misquote was taken out of context and the translation was incorrect. . .

    and the raids were purely for political purposes…

    and . . .

    why in Allah’s name didn’t the fruitcake make a twitchy move with his hand when being arrested that caused him to suffer from fatal kinetic lead poisoning.

    Posted by Razor on 2006 04 12 at 03:14 AM • permalink

  19. Is the SMH sending David Marr as a court correspondant to this one? I’d like to see that :)

    Posted by Nic on 2006 04 12 at 03:41 AM • permalink

  20. Is the dickhead confusing Allah land with Arnhem Land?

    This dude really is angry. I wonder how he is going to like being Barry’s bitch for 40 years?

    Posted by powderkeg on 2006 04 12 at 03:43 AM • permalink

  21. I’m smelling amorous milk and coffee again.

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2006 04 12 at 03:44 AM • permalink

  22. "If your mother says no jihad, then no jihad.”

    I’ll remind the wife next time the kids are requesting jihad for dinner.

    Posted by powderkeg on 2006 04 12 at 03:46 AM • permalink

  23. You gotta give these Islamotard terrorists thanks for one thing - when they get caught, they make prosecution damned easy. I wish all criminals were so accomodating.

    “Yeah, Judge, I killed the sonofabitch, and I’ll kill you, too, you bastard!”

    Posted by Dave S. on 2006 04 12 at 03:46 AM • permalink

  24. 1 x Colt Double Eagle Series pellet gun with Magazine (1 x silencer; 1 x tac light)

    Was he using this to kill infiel parrots in the backyard. Why would you need a silencer for the pee shooter they’re silent?

    Posted by powderkeg on 2006 04 12 at 03:48 AM • permalink

  25. Yes, these religous types who reckon god even exists freak me out.

    My view is a tad more nuanced…

    Believe in God? Seems odd to me, but hey, whatever gets you through the day.

    Drop “Praise the Lord” into your everyday conversation? Creepy, but 99% harmless.

    Talk about Islam’s rightful dominion over the world, killing infidels, chopping off heads, etc? Pardon me whilst I top off this mag…

    Posted by Dave S. on 2006 04 12 at 03:54 AM • permalink

  26. What the hell is a Colt Double Eagle pellet gun?  Are we talking a Double Eagle replica that fires BB pellets, and if so, what does it need with a silencer?

    Posted by Pixy Misa on 2006 04 12 at 04:04 AM • permalink

  27. This has got Monty Python written all over it:

    “Can I go on jihad today, mum?”

    “Have you cleaned your room?”

    “Er..no..”

    “Have you cleaned your teeth and shaved down?”

    “Er...no...”

    “Have you cleaned your AK?”

    “No..mum..”

    “THEN NO JIHAD TODAY, MOUSTAFA! Now, go and help your sister with the dishes. If you’re good and do your chores, maybe you can go and jihad tomorrow...we’ll see...”

    Posted by EliotNess on 2006 04 12 at 04:07 AM • permalink

  28. In regards to OZ being the property of the Muslims, given to them by Allah, I believe Khaled Cheikho is saying something a majority of Muslims in Australia would agree with.

    Indeed, as Keysar Trad, founder of the Islamic friendship Association of Australia (is that name a friggin misnomer or what?) said about Australia in Nida’ul Islam magazine.....

    “In a way, they feel safe because of the quantity of water which surrounds this country, so they feel fortified behind this great body, it gives them a feeling of security. But the reality is, the land belongs to God, not to them, and if those foreigners, whom they fear as migrants are not permitted to enter as migrants, they will come as settlers, in numbers so large that they will not be able to process them, hold them, or stop them. What will they do then? If these foreigners who are restraining themselves, because they see a legal hope, that they can come to this vast mainly uninhabited land for whatever reason, are told that there is no longer a legal way to come here, what will they do?

    What will a starving person do when he wants food?

    They will no longer respect these laws which were drafted in a cocoon away from the reality that the land of Australia does not belong to white European man.
    The criminal dregs of white society colonised this country, and now, they only take the select choice of other societies, and the descendants of these criminal dregs tell us that they are better than us.”

    Of course Keysar conveniently ignores that the taxes of these “criminal dregs” pay for his disability pension as well as payments for his wife and six kids, or maybe he just considers that a justly paid “Jizya” from the infidel Dhimmi’s of Australia.

    Posted by Tancred on 2006 04 12 at 04:08 AM • permalink

  29. Trad is long overdue for a mysterious car accident. It’s about time for our spooks to pump up and get on with some good, old fashioned, lethal, cloak and dagger stuff.

    Posted by EliotNess on 2006 04 12 at 04:23 AM • permalink

  30. "This is who we worship, who do you worship, Howard and the legislators?

    No. There last album was shit.

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2006 04 12 at 04:25 AM • permalink

  31. I was thinking today as i read this artical in the paper “shit allah loves infidels he has blessed us with so much. peace,open space, a good life,the power of invention,freedom.while muslims are blessed with hot,stinky,rock and sand filled shit pits that they fight and kill each other over who is going to run it. Bloody good bloke that allah.

    Posted by sparrow on 2006 04 12 at 04:26 AM • permalink

  32. apparently Friday is a holiday cause an agitator got himself strung up on a cross - what a hoot

    Posted by Nuke_everyone on 2006 04 12 at 04:36 AM • permalink

  33. Which is, in a nutshell, why the Islamists are so pissed off.  They are the chosen of Allah, yet somehow we infidels got all the good stuff, like civilisation, for example.

    France suffers from the same problem.

    Posted by Pixy Misa on 2006 04 12 at 04:37 AM • permalink

  34. I ahgree = we are fantastically blessed - I especially love how the squalor of Alice Springs and surrounding areas is just so hidden. Of course we did cop the Christian Brothers who fiddled a few and sexually repressed a generation but think of the shops we can get into

    Posted by Nuke_everyone on 2006 04 12 at 04:46 AM • permalink

  35. #14 I’m praying for you Brother, Praise the Lord!

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2006 04 12 at 05:03 AM • permalink

  36. #34 You seem a bit angry, in a LeftyLatteLover sort of way. Shall I ask Emily P. for some sympathy for you?

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2006 04 12 at 05:05 AM • permalink

  37. Cheikho, who described Allah’s law as the “only law worthy of ruling mankind”.
    Big of him to elevate his god’s law to the position of “worthy”.
    These guys are idiots. Equivalent to the street thugs who keep any fascist enterprise in business.
    What is surprising is that so many are supposed to be graduates. What turned them into ranting automatons?

    Posted by blogstrop on 2006 04 12 at 05:06 AM • permalink

  38. 34, As a person that worked and lived in Alice Springs and the remote desert as a tour guide i must say the the dead heart of Australia has more beauty and life in it than any middle eastern sand pit

    Posted by sparrow on 2006 04 12 at 05:09 AM • permalink

  39. #38 I haven’t had the pleasure yet of visiting Australia yet, but I plan too.  I will echo your sentiment though as I’ve never seen a more worthless land than in the middle east.  It rained here last night so instead of the usual choking dust, we have a lovely sticky clay like goo.  The whole place is just crap.  My hat is off to the farmers around here who somehow mange to grow their meager crops, its quite amazing.

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2006 04 12 at 05:13 AM • permalink

  40. As Mahomed Guthrie once sang:

    This land is moslem
    This land is allah’s
    This land was made for sha-ree-aah

    Posted by jlc on 2006 04 12 at 05:30 AM • permalink

  41. "The criminal dregs of white society colonised this country, and now, they only take the select choice of other societies, and the descendants of these criminal dregs tell us that they are better than us.”

    Yes. That’s the way we like it.
    You are free to leave any time.

    Posted by Observer on 2006 04 12 at 05:59 AM • permalink

  42. How can people ignore what is said over and over by the enemy?  Whether it is bin Laden or some low-level schmuck like this guy, they all say the same thing.  And it isn’t as though they’ve never said it before, either.  Islam has always spread by the sword.  They said this kind of thing across the middle east all the way to the Pacific Ocean, and north and west into Africa and Europe.  To say that the barbarians are at the gates of Vienna a third time understates the problem.  They are well past those gates.

    You were right about Star Trek, but you had the wrong series.  This guy comes from Next Generation.  You remember the Borg, don’t you?  “Resistence is futile” and all that?

    Posted by saltydog on 2006 04 12 at 06:06 AM • permalink

  43. #42 You’ve hit the nail on the head.  I keep saying the same thing and I’m afraid the “PC” minded West will be lost before those idiots pull their heads out and realize there’s a war on.

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2006 04 12 at 06:31 AM • permalink

  44. #41 Observer

    Yes. That’s the way we like it.
    You are free to leave any time.

    Indeed he is, and the sooner the better. But if the likes of Slicko Cheikho and his totalitarian Islamist pals ever got a look in you can be sure that we infidel “dregs” would be free to either convert or have our heads set free from our shoulders.

    Posted by splice on 2006 04 12 at 06:36 AM • permalink

  45. Yes, these religous types who reckon god even exists freak me out.

    Yup, that’s definitely the problem with these Muslim terrorists: the fact that they believe God exists. Never mind the fact that there are plenty of non-murderous people who also believe God exists. And all this time I thought it was “people who wear hats vs. people who don’t.” Thanks for clearing up the confusion, Nuke.

    Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2006 04 12 at 06:41 AM • permalink

  46. And remember, atheists never killed anybody.

    Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2006 04 12 at 06:42 AM • permalink

  47. I’d like to know what nuke hates about Alice Springs.see ya out there soon Texas Bob

    Posted by sparrow on 2006 04 12 at 06:51 AM • permalink

  48. I think Nuke just hates. There’s a bit of that going around.

    Posted by splice on 2006 04 12 at 07:02 AM • permalink

  49. While on the subject of brainless terrorist apologists, the ABC’s circle jerk 7.30 Report manages to repeatedly go tsk! tsk! about the selling of wheat to terrorists’ mate Saddam (via the incredibly huge and catastrophic AWB “scandal")- while having no trouble at all shilling for Australian .. er, British? terrorist acolyte David Hicks, alias (insert muslim jihad nom de flame here)etc, etc.
    Still no apology from the Hicks family or their son.

    Posted by blogstrop on 2006 04 12 at 07:06 AM • permalink

  50. How come guys like this can’t attack a policeman so they can be shot legitimately for a mutually beneficial outcome for all. He gets to meet allah and Australia is rid of an absolute moron.

    Posted by artful-dodger on 2006 04 12 at 07:34 AM • permalink

  51. What did the mother say? Because if she said it was OK to become a suicide bomber, then she is either a traitor if she is Australian or she should be deported with all of her dependents.
    Did he say allah’s land or lalaland?

    Posted by Possum on 2006 04 12 at 07:53 AM • permalink

  52. blogstrop, who is this David Hicks, of which you speak.

    Allah (aka satan) knows him by his shiny new name, Mohammed Daoud. Send the bugger to Goulburn, where the lads will doubtless lube him up with pigfat and have their wicked way with him.

    MarkL
    Canberra

    Posted by MarkL on 2006 04 12 at 07:55 AM • permalink

  53. Bismillah, no! 
    We will not let you go.

    Posted by Carl H on 2006 04 12 at 07:58 AM • permalink

  54. why is the UK so interested in David Hicks in becoming a citizen of their country ... what is David going to contribute to the wellness of the UK? ...

    Posted by Stevo on 2006 04 12 at 08:37 AM • permalink

  55. Its not only traitors like David Hicks who gets huge support from publically funded networks. They even brainwash our own soldiers.
    ALDERSHOT (Reuters) - A British Air Force doctor on trial for refusing to go to Iraq because he thought the war was illegal said on Wednesday he believed the United States was the moral equivalent of Nazi Germany.

    Australian-born Flight Lieutenant Malcolm Kendall-Smith could face an unlimited jail sentence for disobeying an order to go to Iraq last year and four orders to prepare for his deployment, in the first British case of its kind.

    reuters

    Posted by davo on 2006 04 12 at 08:56 AM • permalink

  56. http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200604/s1615197.htm

    The British must feel so proud to have him as one of their own now.

    Can anyone imagine a Nurenburg or one of the “lesser” Nazi trials if they were held today?

    Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2006 04 12 at 08:58 AM • permalink

  57. No no Texas Bob *36 you misunderstand me, you are a presumptuous beast indeed - I live in godzone land and am only too happy for my ozzie countrymen to lay down their life to protect our shared culta and land - yea gods cant one add a little ironic touch here and there, fiddling as it were while baghdad burns

    Posted by Nuke_everyone on 2006 04 12 at 09:22 AM • permalink

  58. I think mr puke_everyone can find his sympathy between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.
    Soooeee, troll, troll, troll.

    Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2006 04 12 at 09:28 AM • permalink

  59. #55 Come on Davo, cut the guy some slack. I’m sure he has good reason to call the US the moral equivalent of Nazi Germany.  It gives him the justification to say, “I think the war is illegal” which in reality is just another way of saying, “I’m a chicken-shit wuss and I’ll pee in my pants if they make me go”

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2006 04 12 at 09:30 AM • permalink

  60. #57 No, I understand you perfectly.

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2006 04 12 at 09:33 AM • permalink

  61. I agree Texas Bob - many a time I have heard the opposite from your compatriots - stuff like, “USA USA USA - lets get over there and kill ‘em all” oh how I wish I could be the same

    Posted by Nuke_everyone on 2006 04 12 at 09:35 AM • permalink

  62. Beezelbub had a religion called Islam!

    Posted by Rob Read on 2006 04 12 at 09:38 AM • permalink

  63. Just who is this septic Revd Jim Wallis who just appeared on Lateline?  Claims to have first hand knowledge that W is on a fundamentalist religous crisade etc etc.  Tony E was lapping it up.

    Typical bloddy ABC

    Posted by PeterTB on 2006 04 12 at 09:39 AM • permalink

  64. From #15, quoting from the charge sheet:

    During the discussion, BENBRIKA was recorded as saying, “Some people claim to love jihad but don’t respect their own parents – misinterpretation of hadith. You need permission from your parents to go to jihad. If your mother says no jihad, then no jihad.” Two days later TOUMA requested permission from his mother to undertake jihad.

    But they keep telling us that jihad is an internal struggle, like quitting smoking and losing ten pounds. Maybe TOUMA got his mother’s permission to wage a fierce inner struggle against saying really stupid things.

    Posted by ErnieG on 2006 04 12 at 09:42 AM • permalink

  65. #61 He’s an Air Force doctor, not a bomber pilot.  Unless his last name is Mengele, how would he be put in position to do anything but help people?

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2006 04 12 at 09:43 AM • permalink

  66. Dont dismiss Wallis he has the ear of a few important people - his anaysis of the US fundamentalists monopolisation of religion as their prop for many of the Bush’s policies is keenly accurate - it would be a fool to ignore him...his book is called: God’s Politics: Why the Right Gets It Wrong and the Left Doesn’t Get It

    Posted by Nuke_everyone on 2006 04 12 at 09:44 AM • permalink

  67. you are not talkin’ a bout Slim Pickens are you? TexasBob #65

    Posted by Nuke_everyone on 2006 04 12 at 09:47 AM • permalink

  68. also allegedly said that democracy was “full of s..t”.

    Hell, according to the L.A. Times, that makes him a California Democrat…

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 04 12 at 09:52 AM • permalink

  69. Sorry about that.  Wrong button Any help!

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 04 12 at 09:53 AM • permalink

  70. #66 Nuke.  I don’t dismiss him.  Clearly the ABC has recognised him as a suitable flail for Howard, GWB et al.  He was there to comment on the America/Iran issue - with the ABC presuming some sort of moral equivalence between Christian and Islamic fundamentalists.  Tony E couldn’t resist asking him about anything else that came to mind - AWB, poverty etc etc.  Silly stuff.  He just didn’t seem credible to me - and not because he was claiming to be Christian - I am one myself.

    Posted by PeterTB on 2006 04 12 at 09:54 AM • permalink

  71. also allegedly said that democracy was “full of s..t”.

    Hell, according to the L.A. Times, that makes him a California Democrat…

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 04 12 at 09:55 AM • permalink

  72. not allah land, lala land

    Posted by KK on 2006 04 12 at 09:56 AM • permalink

  73. Sharia Law in Oz? Over my dead body.

    Oh wait, that’s the idea.

    OK, how about over his dead body, then I won’t have to wear a burqa.

    Makes sense to me. I wish it didn’t.

    How did this state of affairs ever come to pass? And how can we sort out the sane Muslims from the rest? Because they’re not doing a very good job of putting their own house in order.

    I work alongside some Muslims, and they’re as horribly embarressed by these jokers as we are about the Westboro Baptist Church. The difference is, that mob is composed of Fred Phelps and his inbred family, and they don’t have billions of dollars of oil revenue to funnel into the coffers of anyone like-minded.

    I think the key is to cut off the funding of Islamofascists that’s coming from Saudi and environs. But how to do that?

    Posted by Zoe Brain on 2006 04 12 at 09:56 AM • permalink

  74. Good on ya PeterTB enjoy the festive season once the stone is turned back and the risen christ has emerged our boys should get serious about Iran hey.

    Posted by Nuke_everyone on 2006 04 12 at 09:58 AM • permalink

  75. #66 Nuke again.  I have just carefully read your post including “his anaysis of the US fundamentalists monopolisation of religion as their prop for many of the Bush’s policies is keenly accurate”.

    I frankly don’t know what you are talking about.

    How can anyone “monopolise religion”?.  And if they could, how would they use it as “their prop for many of Bush’s policies”?

    What are you on about?  Is it late over there?

    Posted by PeterTB on 2006 04 12 at 09:58 AM • permalink

  76. well Wallis reckons all this warmongering is not really what jesus would have done - crap like that - he even reckons that lowering taxes on the filthy rich is something our good lord would not have endorsed

    Posted by Nuke_everyone on 2006 04 12 at 10:02 AM • permalink

  77. #34 Nuke is glad the squalor is “still hidden” -you ‘n the Alp,Greens,Dems and most of all the Media (Maxie McPew managed to cover it up for 35 years and admitted that on SBS.)

    Posted by crash on 2006 04 12 at 10:05 AM • permalink

  78. #76 nuke.  Both defensible positions - but that still doesn’t help me understand the “monopolising religion” bit.

    Incidentally, I think Jesus would have been in favour of defending the weak - which might be what is being done in Iraq

    Posted by PeterTB on 2006 04 12 at 10:09 AM • permalink

  79. Saltydog 42

    How can people ignore what is said over and over by the enemy?

    It’s almost like they weren’t even getting his full remarks via the always-objective and vigilant mainstream media.
    Hey, there’s something funny at the bottom of the page here ... the posting instructions and the “Submit” and “Preview” buttons are all in strike-out-type-font. 

    Observer 41 & Splice 44 :

    You are free to leave any time.
    Indeed he is, and the sooner the better.

    Not that one.  He’s free to stay in that cell for a good long time.

    Posted by Stoop Davy Dave on 2006 04 12 at 11:00 AM • permalink

  80. 46

    And remember, atheists never killed anybody.

    Yeah, I forgot what scum those atheists are.

    Posted by Stoop Davy Dave on 2006 04 12 at 11:17 AM • permalink

  81. PeterTB 78, it’s gallant of you to attempt to engage “Nuke” as if he were presenting a real argument, but if you look at his remarks, he ain’t doing that. 
    Texas Bob 21, I smell what you smell.  Traditional terminology for this is “troll,” but really it ought to be called “tar baby,” as in: the more you punch it, the more you get stuck to it, and the longer it sticks around.

    Posted by Stoop Davy Dave on 2006 04 12 at 11:29 AM • permalink

  82. "Then he will say to those on his left (the goats and Goat Boys like SDD), ‘Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels.”

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2006 04 12 at 11:31 AM • permalink

  83. Not that one.  He’s free to stay in that cell for a good long time.

    He sure is, Stoop Davy Dave.

    The person who’s still free to wander off is Keysar Trad, founder of the Islamic Friendship Association of Australia, quoted earlier in this thread by #28 Tancred.

    Posted by splice on 2006 04 12 at 11:42 AM • permalink

  84. ’Allah Land’ sounds like a theme park, lots of scares, bad food, nowhere to buy a beer, a dress code, people in funny costumes, the odd castle.

    Like when the Germans were going to do an East Germany Soviet era theme park complete with a replica of the wall, surly guards, tasteless food and monochromatic landscape. Did that ever get off the ground?

    Posted by Kyda Sylvester on 2006 04 12 at 11:44 AM • permalink

  85. No doubt nuke thinks he’s ever-so-clever, despite his pathetic glibness. Definitely one of the Worst Trolls Ever, given the thin gruel he gives you to work with. I mean, what can you say in reponse to anything he writes beyond, “Um, yeah. Whatever.”

    Nukey, you seem to have a real issue with the Christers, yet the Sons of Allah want to lop your infidel head off, and are doing that worldwide on a regular basis. How many people associated with The Satanic Verses have been murdered? Look it up. Then look up how many people have been murdered over The Last Temptation of Christ, Piss Christ, or any other Brave Work of Art That Dares Offends Christians.

    Look, I don’t care whether the guy that got nailed to the cross was God, a Jewish carpenter, or the Easter Bunny. The fact is, he preached “turn the other cheek”, and his followers seem to do just that in response to provocations. Meanwhile the Mahometans are posting religious tracts on people’s chests with butcher knives. You can see the difference, yes?

    Posted by Dave S. on 2006 04 12 at 12:03 PM • permalink

  86. #17--LOL. Good one, MrDays.

    Posted by Kyda Sylvester on 2006 04 12 at 12:04 PM • permalink

  87. Dave S:  Eh, Nukeboy’s typing of words, apparently unrelated in meaning, aren’t worth puzzling about.

    Posted by ushie on 2006 04 12 at 01:36 PM • permalink

  88. so dave you are saying christians are less nasty than christians? just seems t ome that to trot out a hackney old phrase, a lot of blood is shed by thos ewho believe in some redeemer. But if its about taking sides I’m certainly sticking with the septics.

    Posted by Nuke_everyone on 2006 04 12 at 05:56 PM • permalink

  89. Like when the Germans were going to do an East Germany Soviet era theme park complete with a replica of the wall, surly guards, tasteless food and monochromatic landscape. Did that ever get off the ground?

    I didn’t recall hearing anything about that again in the last couple of years, but just to be sure, I’ve googled for it...doesn’t look like anything new has been published on this since 2003, so I’d say the idea died a quick and merciful death.

    Posted by PW on 2006 04 12 at 06:03 PM • permalink

  90. #88 Complete and utter twat

    Posted by MentalFloss on 2006 04 12 at 06:03 PM • permalink

  91. 25 & 85 & 109 Dave S
    35 & 36 Texas Bob, who really knows better
    45 Andrea, who really should pull out the snips
    47 Sparrow
    48 Splice
    58 Thefrollickingmole
    70 & 98 PeterTB
    87 Ushie
    89 Crash
    90 Mentalfloss

    Here’s the thing about trolls: they live on attention.  You are feeding this troll.  It’s a bad idea.  Please stop.

    Posted by Stoop Davy Dave on 2006 04 12 at 06:35 PM • permalink

  92. But if its about taking sides I’m certainly sticking with the septics.

    First sensible thing you’ve said yet.

    Posted by Dave S. on 2006 04 12 at 06:35 PM • permalink

  93. Kyda, PW — The Japanese branch of Disneyworld failed for exactly that reason.  It wasn’t that the visitors didn’t like events like the Bataan Nature Walk and Pirates of Nanking, but at closing time, none of the customers would admit the day had actually happened and demanded refunds…

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 04 12 at 10:43 PM • permalink

  94. What if Allah turns out to be a HORNY BLONDE CHICK in a Bikini drinking a Cock Sucking Cowboy.  (Just a thought)

    Posted by Howzat on 2006 04 13 at 05:08 AM • permalink

  95. Excuse my language, but these motherf*ckers really get my blood boiling.

    Posted by ekb87 on 2006 04 13 at 06:21 AM • permalink

  96. #28 Keysar Trad said, “The criminal dregs of white society colonised this country, and now, they only take the select choice of other societies, and the descendants of these criminal dregs tell us that they are better than us.”

    Says something about the inherent qualities of these “criminal dregs”. To build a first world country is an achievement. Tell me a Muslim country that even comes close to achieving what the “dregs” of the Western World have achieved. Westerners ain’t knocking on any doors of any Muslim countries asking to be let in. But these bastards can’t keep away from us. Must irk Allahs chosen ones.

    Oh and it’s nice touch to see that welfare bludger, Mr Trad, is so grateful to those who opened the doors to him.

    Posted by JoeJr on 2006 04 13 at 06:52 AM • permalink

  97. #83 Splice

    The person who’s still free to wander off is Keysar Trad, founder of the Islamic Friendship Association of Australia, quoted earlier in this thread by #28 Tancred.
    2006 04 12 at 11:42 AM

    ssssssssssssSay!  When I finally DO go back and look at those quotes, it turns out I misrepresented what you said when I quoted you out of context that way.  I’m sorry, that was just sloppy.

    Posted by Stoop Davy Dave on 2006 04 13 at 08:49 AM • permalink

  98. #87 Ushie and #91 SDD
    Absolutely right, I see Nuke Everyone and LLL and I don’t read any further.  These are not only trolls but bandwidth thieves as well.

    JoeJr, the rest of us see the irony of them taking the money amassed by the “criminal dregs” which their whole civilization is not capable of generating.

    Posted by Crossie on 2006 04 14 at 09:50 AM • permalink

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