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Photographic evidence of Saturday’s kangaroo-induced Mitsubishi roll:
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Lucky to stop where it did; that incline leads to a Flannery-filled local dam. Innocent dambeasts may have been harmed! In other crucial motoring news:

• Reader “Kaboom” sends these distressing images of a debased Bentley; 

• And African-lake obsessives are furious about BBC wheel tracks.

Posted by Tim B. on 07/09/2007 at 12:29 PM
  1. Lucky to stop where it did; that incline leads to a Flannery-filled local dam.

    “Lucky” is right! I mean, Flannery dams are just dry, rock-strewn ravines, aren’t they?

    Posted by paco on 2007 07 09 at 12:40 PM • permalink

  2. What did they do to that poor Bentley?!

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 09 at 12:42 PM • permalink

  3. Oh, about the Bentley. Wouldn’t it have been better to just install a good car alarm? I don’t think a potential thief is going to be fooled by Hyundai logos.

    Posted by paco on 2007 07 09 at 12:42 PM • permalink

  4. That pic of the Mitsubishi roll would almost work as an advertizement for that vehicle.

    It gives an impression of a solid build. Looks like the car could be rolled over the rest of the way and driven off.

    Posted by Grimmy on 2007 07 09 at 12:45 PM • permalink

  5. And African-lake obsessives are furious about BBC wheel tracks.

    Hah!  That’s nothing!  We left footprints on the moon!

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2007 07 09 at 12:48 PM • permalink

  6. I love the salt-flats one…

    They are flat. Covered in salt.  Nothing lives there.  Make tracks, and once every now and then it rains and makes the salt flat again.

    Someone should point out that the salt will assist in the corrosion process and the said vehicles will be returned to their native pure gaia iron oxide again…

    Posted by Baron on 2007 07 09 at 12:49 PM • permalink

  7. I’ll stop complaining about the white-tail crashing into my truck during the fall. I may lose a headlight but all four wheels stay on the ground.

    LOL, RebeccaH. We left a few other bits up there as I recall, like the US flag. How imperialistic.

    Posted by Retread on 2007 07 09 at 01:07 PM • permalink

  8. Well great. Now I know what my Outlander would look like upside down. Saves me the trouble.

    I saw 3 deer on the way to/from the beach this weekend, each time I thought for sure that Murphy’s Law was gonna bite me, but no. ‘Course you never hit the ones you see anyhow.

    Posted by brett_l on 2007 07 09 at 02:00 PM • permalink

  9. That’s an impressively un-deformed roll cage.

    Titus Pullo Voice: “Good cars, Mitsubishis.”

    That Zero fighter plane Mitsubishi made back in WW II was a pretty nice piece of work too.

    Posted by Hucbald on 2007 07 09 at 02:16 PM • permalink

  10. I thought that’s how you have to drive when you’re on the bottom of the planet….

    *ducks behind cat; switches repulsor shield to 11*

    Posted by SSG Pooh on 2007 07 09 at 02:23 PM • permalink

  11. #10, SSG Pooh:

    It may be a matter of perspective. Since the ground is upside down, down there, then the vehicle pictured may well be right side up here.

    Posted by Grimmy on 2007 07 09 at 02:54 PM • permalink

  12. And it’s 16 hours ahead there.  How do they do that?

    Posted by SSG Pooh on 2007 07 09 at 03:05 PM • permalink

  13. #12, SSG Pooh:

    That’s an easy one. They cheat.

    Posted by Grimmy on 2007 07 09 at 03:06 PM • permalink

  14. Are those little trapdoor looking things below the headlights on that Bentley for the machine guns?

    Posted by fclark on 2007 07 09 at 03:42 PM • permalink

  15. Are we sure it wasn’t hit by an Israeli missile? The damage seems consistent. A drone, or one of those yet-to-be revealed prototypes. But a kangaroo? In Australia?

    Posted by Dminor on 2007 07 09 at 05:14 PM • permalink

  16. Hey, I ran over a cat once.

    But I’m not proud of it.

    Posted by mojo on 2007 07 09 at 05:51 PM • permalink

  17. #5 RebeccaH

    Hah!  That’s nothing!  We left footprints on the moon!

    ... Whoops. Spilled coffee.

    Why do people look at me funny when they walk past?

    Rebecca, you’re just vandals, eco vancals I say!

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 09 at 06:40 PM • permalink

  18. Dminor, you’re in good form thismorning.

    Who’da thunk it, Kangaroos in Australia.

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 09 at 06:43 PM • permalink

  19. Things crash in Canada too, even though we don’t have kangaroos here. (The comments are pretty funny too including a visit from Mr. Lefty’s leftarded Canadian cousin.)

    Posted by andycanuck on 2007 07 09 at 06:56 PM • permalink

  20. A roo jumped in between my bro-in-law’s Commadore and the caravan up QLD way quite recently.

    The caravan is now air conditioned.

    Posted by Admonkeystrator on 2007 07 09 at 07:07 PM • permalink

  21. In Canada, our roos are bigger than yours. The moose walk away leaving the car and driver wrecked.

    Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2007 07 09 at 07:16 PM • permalink

  22. BTW During the two times I’ve been to Oz, the only roos I’ve seen were flattened on the road or on my dinner plate.

    Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2007 07 09 at 07:17 PM • permalink

  23. Doesn’t that doper keith urban own a couple of Bentleys?..... maybe it thinks it can fool us into thinking its traded the Bent in on a new Hyundai.

    Cheers
    RodC

    Posted by Rod C on 2007 07 09 at 07:35 PM • permalink

  24. #21 Wimpy C… I lived in Canada for a couple of years in the 60s.  Mate of mine hit a moose once. Nasty. Took him about 6 months to get fixed… car and moose were writeoffs

    And not rare, we saw a couple on the Trans-Canada near Fredericton in 2005, driving Halifax-Ottawa.

    Cheers
    RodC

    Posted by Rod C on 2007 07 09 at 07:40 PM • permalink

  25. I looked up the Makgadikgadi Pan in Wikipedia.  According to the entry:

    Commercial operations to mine salt and soda ash began in 1991.

    And they’re worried about tyre tracks!  Wonder what kind of tracks the mining operations leave?

    and also:

    The largest individual pan is about 5,000 km², and it is frequently covered with water.

    I guess that means that the tyre marks will be washed away fairly soon.

    Posted by mr creosote on 2007 07 09 at 07:58 PM • permalink

  26. #5, RebeccaH:

    That’s not all we left up there. You know there’s got to be at least one pile of adult diapers and the remains of a loo flush or few.

    We also managed to leave the remains of a rover up on blocks in the front yard.

    We rednecked the moon.

    Posted by Grimmy on 2007 07 09 at 08:48 PM • permalink

  27. Perhaps the guy with the Bentley was simply expressing his opinion of the thing a little more subtley than the more common technique of plastering it with signs saying “This is a Lemon”.

    Posted by Lew on 2007 07 09 at 08:52 PM • permalink

  28. #26 We rednecked the moon.

    *laughs herself into a coughing fit*

    Posted by Blue State Sil on 2007 07 09 at 09:50 PM • permalink

  29. It’s a conspiracy! When they flip it you will see the neat hole in the roof that is undeniable proof it was hit by a missile from an invisible zionist warplane.

    Posted by noir on 2007 07 10 at 01:09 AM • permalink

  30. For the doubters to #29 explain this!

    Posted by noir on 2007 07 10 at 01:11 AM • permalink

  31. #29, noir:

    You may be on to something there.
    1. The door appears to have been blown open by an internal explosion.
    2. The door frame that surrounded the window is charred black from an obviously intense heat. The rest of the paint job is, more or less, unaffected so that means it was a short duration burn and that means flash type explosion.
    3. The window glass is missing from that door as well. That is common from an internal blast of this sort. The glass shards are not visible due to the explosion occurring prior to the vehicle inverting. That means the glass shards will be on the ground on the other side from the camera.
    4. If you look to the rear of the vehicle, on the ground, there is an object that could easily be a severed leg that has been cauterized by the intense heat of the flash explosion.
    5. If you look at the rear wheel that is farthest from the camera, you see what could only be a hole in the undercarriage of the vehicle. This is evidenced by the thin strip of light noticeable under the wheel in question. This is most defiantly the exit hole that the missile made. The ground crater is probably hidden from the camera by the vehicle body.

    Posted by Grimmy on 2007 07 10 at 01:33 AM • permalink

  32. Oi, Grimmy, what about this?
    That car’s got balls!

    (well, one, anyway)

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 10 at 01:39 AM • permalink

  33. Ballsy Car - more and a slideshow!

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 10 at 01:42 AM • permalink

  34. #32, kae:

    Just dumb luck that no one got smooshed by that run away ball.

    Posted by Grimmy on 2007 07 10 at 01:53 AM • permalink

  35. Yes.
    There’ll be some OH&S action about that!

    (If they got smooshed, they’d have to be in the previous smooshing thread, wouldn’t they?)

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 10 at 02:00 AM • permalink

  36. There was a previous thread about smooshing? How’d I miss that?

    Posted by Grimmy on 2007 07 10 at 02:05 AM • permalink

  37. Car Roofed Rooted.

    Posted by CO² max on 2007 07 10 at 03:21 AM • permalink

  38. Well, did you find the previous ‘smooshing’ thread, Grimmy?

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 10 at 04:06 AM • permalink

  39. Good time to check the fluids, there.

    Posted by Rittenhouse on 2007 07 10 at 07:03 AM • permalink

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