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BUZZ NOTED

Fox News, the National Post, and the Daily Telegraph have all the latest buzz on Farfour-wannabee (and - you heard it here first - future Oscars host!) Nahoul.

Posted by Tim B. on 07/16/2007 at 07:59 PM
  1. I understand Nahoul has already been nominated for a United Nations Media peace award.

    Posted by cuckoo on 2007 07 16 at 08:22 PM • permalink

  2. OH BEE-have Tim TAm!

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 07 16 at 08:32 PM • permalink

  3. They might be in trouble again.  The head part of Nahoul bears a strong resemblance to Tweety Bird, especially right at the end when he is being lowered down.

    Posted by kcom on 2007 07 16 at 08:45 PM • permalink

  4. Obviously the mainstream media’s commitment to sourcing the best in original written opinion goes no further than re-publishing Tim’s posts.

    Incidentally, I hear that Nahoul has come down with bee lice(Braula coeca) and stinger erectile dysfunction.

    Posted by paco on 2007 07 16 at 08:45 PM • permalink

  5. G’day Paco

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 07 16 at 08:59 PM • permalink

  6. 5. G’day, my briny marlin.

    Posted by paco on 2007 07 16 at 09:04 PM • permalink

  7. I hear that Nahoul has come down with *bee lice(Braula coeca) and ***stinger erectile dysfunction.

    *The bee lice, a family of cyclorrhaphous dipteran insects in the section **Pupipara.

    Gotta hand it to ya pal…you know your bees wax. For a moment I thought “bee lice” was on the menu, in a Chinese restaurant.

    ** Come on huh? All these fancy shmancy words. Tell it like it is, Pupipara, is dogshit, plain and simple.

    *** Hey! If i knew that after using my stinger once I’d croak, I’d be a tad dysfunctional, too.

    Drone on nahoul.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 07 16 at 09:09 PM • permalink

  8. Tim b is famous at M Village

    hi MV, i just had a look at Tim Blair’s blog, he picked out my avatar and called it a “charming screen icon” and implied that meant that i was a violent terrorist. check it out:
    http://timblair.net/ee/index.php/weblog/friends_of_the_abc/

    JJJ <.;;;;; ping


    MW.. Great good on ya! his picture looks hunky!

    post 108

    null

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 07 16 at 09:19 PM • permalink

  9. People here have every right to word their signatures the way they want…..but mustn’t be surprised when “westerners” interpret them as being violent or threatening.

    Westerners living here in Australia? No we prefer to be called infidels thank you!

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 07 16 at 09:22 PM • permalink

  10. Somehow i don’t think even Shimone Peres, Nobel Peace Laureate is gonna be able to make a difference as Israeli President. About the only common groung between Palistinian and Israeli kids is probably that they both enjoy kids shows, oh and they are kids.

    Posted by aguycalledbrad on 2007 07 16 at 09:27 PM • permalink

  11. They may have made a serious error in hiring Nahoul- not only can’t they swipe his honey, they can’t even smoke him out of the studio when he tries to play “birds and bees” with that barely covered temptress of a co-host, or a featured pet on camera.

    Their only hope is for Nahoul to find out that the last thing to go through his mind is his arse when he comes in contact with an Israeli Airforce F-16’s canopy while doing traffic reporting over Ramallah:-

    By the Beard of the Prophet, it’s a parking lot down there today, albeit one with lots of craters- there’s bumper-to-bumper Merkavas on the Arafat Tollway, a a serious 3 goat pileup on Allah Ave has camels backed up all the way to the secret location of several unexploded IEDs- better hope those fuses don’t start up again or it’s going to look like a filthy pig Jew den of iniquity after a visit from a blessed Shahid whooosh SPLAT whoooosh….

    Posted by Habib on 2007 07 16 at 09:54 PM • permalink

  12. #11

    2784. If a person commit intercourse with an animal like cow, camel and sheep which their meat and milk are usually consumed, such an animal should be instantly killed and burnt and one who has done this disgusting act should pay its price to the owner. But if they are usually used for transportation, such as horse, mule and donkey, they should be taken to another city and sold there and the person who has done this disgusting act should bear expenses, and if such an animal is mixed among others and it has no identifying marks, it should be determined by drawing lots.

    I hate the short straw.

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 07 16 at 10:04 PM • permalink

  13. #8: Great link, 1.618! Fabulously stupid comments from grade A morons.

    Check this one out: “i cant imagine anyone being pro suicide bombings… was anyone ever pro kamakazzi jets by the Japanese?”

    No! The planes just took off all by themselves!

    “ahmedk get good lawyer time to sue the dailytelegraph ” - Complete with little happy face, presumably to indicate that the poor grammar is intentional and just for laughs.

    Posted by paco on 2007 07 16 at 10:09 PM • permalink

  14. #11: Wonderful, Habib! You’re in great form!

    Posted by paco on 2007 07 16 at 10:10 PM • permalink

  15. Sorry, one more:

    I say we should sue the paints off them.
    ——————————

    Islam, not just a religion but a way of life.

    You said it: not just a religion, but a malaprop laugh fest.

    Posted by paco on 2007 07 16 at 10:12 PM • permalink

  16. #8: By the way, if you scroll down the comments at MV, there’s a great picture of Tim, looking all crusadery.

    Posted by paco on 2007 07 16 at 10:20 PM • permalink

  17. There’s a great picture of Tim, looking all crusadery.

    I saw it..

    Paco, not to sound stalky or too head over heels, but I’m going to put it on my fridge so I can perv at my potential husband. (drools) :)

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 07 16 at 10:47 PM • permalink

  18. The accusation by the dailytelegraph editor David Penberthy Are False

    WE DONT HAVE NO PRO SUICIDE BOMBERS members In here and david Penberthy show Your Face Please (MV)

    post 93: Take a look at his avatar, he’s covered his face…lol Insurgent Fighter

    http://forums.muslimvillage.net/index.php?showtopic=36092&st=90

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 07 16 at 10:52 PM • permalink

  19. #17 - Just as long as you don’t put Tim in your freezer, everything will be hunkydory.

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 07 16 at 10:56 PM • permalink

  20. Tiger, you must be part Italian. An Italian lady told me if you don’t like someone place a picture in the fridge. :) Ok, I’ll make wallpaper of him instead ..LOL

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 07 16 at 11:02 PM • permalink

  21. I had a director friend who once worked with Nahoul. He said he was a real prick.
    /rimshot

    Posted by andycanuck on 2007 07 16 at 11:23 PM • permalink

  22. How long until they have an episode where Nahoul’s honey is stolen by Yogi Jew?

    Posted by surly on 2007 07 16 at 11:36 PM • permalink

  23. #17

    You mean there’s an inch of your house not already covered with photos of Tim B?

    Posted by Dminor on 2007 07 16 at 11:50 PM • permalink

  24. There’s a great picture of Tim, looking all crusadery.

    Islamic Rage Tim.

    Posted by Dan Lewis on 2007 07 16 at 11:59 PM • permalink

  25. “Dear Imam,

    Is Bumble Bee Tuna halal or haraam?  I have been approached by evil infidel pig-dogs of Shaitan from an American advertising agency who wish me to be their Middle Eastern spokesbee, and, although I do not love their evil, tainted dollars, the money could buy a lot of Semtex.

    Nahoul”

    Posted by Blue State Sil on 2007 07 17 at 12:20 AM • permalink

  26. Nahoul the bee will be killed by an Israeli SWAT team.

    Wow, what a great audience.

    Posted by Dan Lewis on 2007 07 17 at 12:35 AM • permalink

  27. When the Palis did their market research for Nahoul, did they use push-pollen?

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 07 17 at 12:56 AM • permalink

  28. #11:

    I think that Nahoul was a perfect choice for Hamas. Bees are mindless creatures that conduct suicide attacks.

    Posted by AussieJim on 2007 07 17 at 02:17 AM • permalink

  29. I’ll just repeat my thought about Nahoul that I had over at Critter’s place.  Who the hell made that sucky costume?

    Did you notice that Nahoul claims to be Farfetch’s cousin?  I seems to me that the children watching that show—as well as the rest of the people in that wretched place—would be better served with a few science lessons. 

    Love Islamic Rage Tim, by the way.

    Posted by saltydog on 2007 07 17 at 02:44 AM • permalink

  30. Ach!  Vicious sneaky non-complying Preview button!  I don’t seem to me at all.  It seems to me.

    Posted by saltydog on 2007 07 17 at 02:46 AM • permalink

  31. I’m trying to figure out if they stole the Bee the Jolibee icon, or from Saturday night live’s Killer bees.

    Probably the latter.

    Posted by tioedong on 2007 07 17 at 08:01 AM • permalink

  32. What’s with bees and falsetto voices? Anyway, here’s an important message to the folks at MV. (Please don’t kill me! *whimper*)

    Posted by dean martin on 2007 07 17 at 09:13 AM • permalink

  33. “Can you say Tri-nitro Toluene? I knew ya could!”

    Posted by mojo on 2007 07 17 at 10:15 AM • permalink

  34. There’s a great picture of Tim, looking all crusadery. corrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    Islamic Rage Tim. Maybe he could host ABC ” islamic rage” program, he’ll look great!

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 07 17 at 08:30 PM • permalink

  35. Hi D!

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 07 17 at 08:31 PM • permalink

  36. Does Nahoul wave a pistil around too?

    Posted by andycanuck on 2007 07 18 at 01:05 AM • permalink

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