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Japan’s latest taste sensation:

“We have decided to add a whale burger to our menu due to strong demand from our customers, and feel very thankful to the whales for allowing us to make the burgers.”

Posted by Tim B. on 06/23/2005 at 02:41 AM
  1. Hope they choke on it.

    Posted by crash on 2005 06 23 at 03:48 AM • permalink

  2. “Would you like Flukes with that?”

    Posted by blogstrop on 2005 06 23 at 03:51 AM • permalink

  3. Sorry, “Frukes”.
    The Japanese scientific community will be keeping a close watch on the whole exercise.

    Posted by blogstrop on 2005 06 23 at 03:54 AM • permalink

  4. Man, now they’re just out to piss off people.

    As a gamer, anime fan and all round geek, my knowledge of Japan’s bizarre culture is probably far too in-depth.

    Really, Whale Burgers are the least of our worries, far, far more creepy/insane things come from Japan.

    Posted by Aging Gamer on 2005 06 23 at 04:05 AM • permalink

  5. My personal favorite are the Japanese toilets: Air conditioned, massage, motion detectors, reading lights, heated, self-cleaning, whatever you want, they have more options than some models of Western automobiles.

    We…feel very thankful to the whales for allowing us to make the burgers.”

    “Well, you’re welcome!” What were they going to do, say no?

    Posted by Aaron - Freewill on 2005 06 23 at 04:10 AM • permalink

  6. Whale eggs for breakfast.  yum.

    Posted by rhhardin on 2005 06 23 at 04:13 AM • permalink

  7. o/t
    This morning abc’s local radio (you remember, the sector news / c-aff calls Dickheads) interviewed a guy who had a very relevant sad tale to tell.
    He had been refused permission to come back into Australia from U.S. I think.
    What was very hypocritical was the presenter harping on about his TWO TOURS IN VIETNAM (not even as an unlucky,misguided conscript but a fascist chimpy etc Australian army VOLUNTEER.)
    Even more proof of his loyalty to Australia said the presenter,were his years working for ASIO as an AGENT.
    The abc must have been DESPERATE to land one on department of Immigration(the oppressor of this victim-all tilt, s’il vous plait-) to allow this OWN GOAL!

    Posted by crash on 2005 06 23 at 04:30 AM • permalink

  8. (Iron Chef Supremo Chairman Kaga) ‘If my memory serves me correctly, whale meat can be eaten in any fashion, but it is best served with mayo, cheese and buns. Remember,mayo, cheese and buns’.

    Posted by Lucky Nutsacks on 2005 06 23 at 04:34 AM • permalink

  9. I’ve blogged about the IWC decision here

    Posted by Milhouse on 2005 06 23 at 04:38 AM • permalink

  10. C’mon! At least they thanked the whales!

    Posted by Lucky Nutsacks on 2005 06 23 at 04:39 AM • permalink

  11. Makes sense from a dietary perspective.  Coronary heart disease was virtually unknown amongst Eskimoes until they started switching from whale blubber.

    Posted by rexie on 2005 06 23 at 04:44 AM • permalink

  12. Those burger fillings must have been sliced very thinly, indeed, to have fitted between the glass plates of the Nippon scientific research microscopes.

    “Sorry about Pearl Harbour - just honourable research. Also sorry about research dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Sayonara.”

    Posted by you bet on 2005 06 23 at 04:44 AM • permalink

  13. It’s funny, I look at cows and can easily think Chateau Briand and Leather Apohlstery for the Merc.  No probs, pass me the .303, tell the poor bugger this is going to hurt you more than it hurts me but this is what you were bred for and POW - game over.  Whales and dolphins, on the other hand, I just don’t want to see them getting killed.

    Posted by Razor on 2005 06 23 at 04:45 AM • permalink

  14. Can we apply for a research grant to eat the burgers?

    Posted by Henry boy on 2005 06 23 at 04:45 AM • permalink

  15. POW - game over. Think Burma Rail.

    You said it, Razor.

    Posted by you bet on 2005 06 23 at 04:53 AM • permalink

  16. You wait it will be the American’s fault, making the japanese eat burgers, imposing their cultural hegemony.

    Posted by Nic on 2005 06 23 at 04:55 AM • permalink

  17. Hey I blogged on Japan’s kindness to dead whales here.  Yep, they really respect the whales over there…
    By the way, I don’t think the international community would mind so much if they just took the unlucky ones that passed through Japan’s territorial waters, but going half way around the world to nab them while munching in Antartica, that just doesn’t seem sporting!

    Posted by stevenbw on 2005 06 23 at 05:06 AM • permalink

  18. you bet - Burma Rail - WTF? Do you think I meant Prisoner of War?  I meant POW as in BANG.  Did I miss something??

    Posted by Razor on 2005 06 23 at 05:16 AM • permalink

  19. As long as there are plenty of whales what is wrong with eating them? It seems too many people have seen “Free Willy” once too often. They are ANIMALS, we eat animals and as long as we do not endanger them there is nothing wrong with it. Get off the whale eating nations backs and let them enjoy it. I would try it if it was available in OZ.

    Posted by Bill Cooper on 2005 06 23 at 05:18 AM • permalink

  20. Gosh soon they’ll be serving em up at Gitmo,damaging sensitivities again.

    Posted by crash on 2005 06 23 at 05:22 AM • permalink

  21. #18 Of course you did! A little irony, which I’m sure you’ll forgive.

    Posted by you bet on 2005 06 23 at 05:23 AM • permalink

  22. Here’s the case for eating the sheep of the sea.

    Posted by Lucky Nutsacks on 2005 06 23 at 05:41 AM • permalink

  23. Here’s the intelligence scale from smart to not so smart.. Humans - primates - dolphins/whales - PIGS!  What kind of sick individual would eat pork after knowing how smart pigs were?  Save the bacon I say! (dogs come in at 13th on the list). here

    Posted by Lucky Nutsacks on 2005 06 23 at 05:58 AM • permalink

  24. Allah Fubar!

    The infidel Deo Vindice has now created a problem for himself. 

    Does he now accept the edicts of the Holy Qu’ran?  Does he now accept the teachings of the Prophet Mo (pbuh)?

    Does he now want to stop partaking of alcoholic beverages?  Does he want to kill…KILL…..KILL!!

    I think I’ll stick to the bacon and booze, tyvm.

    Posted by Kaboom on 2005 06 23 at 06:08 AM • permalink

  25. Should have nuked the bastards when we had the chance.  Oh, wait.

    Posted by noir on 2005 06 23 at 06:25 AM • permalink

  26. err.. all I said is that I like pigs!! The little buggers are multi-functional - they’re cute when they’re alive and they’re tasty when they’re in the pan or as BBQ…mmmmmm… chipped pork…with sauce..and slaw…!!! :)

    Posted by Lucky Nutsacks on 2005 06 23 at 06:54 AM • permalink

  27. Mother nature has ways and means of regulating species population levels.

    Species which have not natural predators, such as humans, meant that whales, like elephants, mega fauna if you wish, also had no predators.

    Seems not.

    Humans.

    Given we in a sustainable biosphere there are checks and balances to regulate population levels.

    Wildebeest are culled by crocodiles, lions and other predators.

    Humans, apart from asteroids and other impactive events, nothing. So what is nature to do?

    Produce unproductive males.

    There is empirical evidence to support this.

    figure it out.

    Posted by Louis on 2005 06 23 at 07:35 AM • permalink

  28. I have to say that sounds wonderfully appealing. Hey its read meat and I love red meat.

    Posted by Andrew Ian Dodge on 2005 06 23 at 07:38 AM • permalink

  29. Would everyone be happy if they restricted their harvest to beached whales?

    Posted by Rob Crawford on 2005 06 23 at 07:50 AM • permalink

  30. Here’s an idea- we all know how scared the Japs are of radiation, what with all the giant mutant lizards and moths tear-arsing around the countryside, so why not nuke the whales? Once irradiated, the Nips would run a mile rather than scarf on one. (Or they’d be ready cooked, and so unless you had an enormous freezer there’d be no way of saving the krill-crunching commies anyway-sod off, swampy!). I’ve been saying for some time that the logical answer is to set up abbatoirs/packing plants adjacent to the beaches the stupid sods beach on, and every time a pack of the retards wash up they could be filleted, packed in dry ice and on a flight to Narita licketty-split; saves the cost of burial while earning a nice quid and shuts up the Nanking rapists- win/win.

    Posted by Habib on 2005 06 23 at 08:03 AM • permalink

  31. SBS Kostakidis wants to go further than choke the Japanese.
    ‘Some say there needs to be TOUGHER action against Japan.” Gunboat diplomacy, WW111?
    Look the other way in a dark street in Iraq perhaps? Such violence she is offering.
    Meanwhile also on their news
    “The U.S. has DENIED that their offer to North Korea of food aid is a bribe.
    Guest input “FOOD should not be used as a DIPLOMATIC WEAPON.”  Well what about that exploding plastic turkey America’s probably got lined up!

    Posted by crash on 2005 06 23 at 08:22 AM • permalink

  32. Bah, who cares. There are craploads of minke whales in the sea. I can’t see how hunting them is morally any different to fishing of any other kind. And, if I was an animal that sooner or later is to be killed for consumption, I’d rather be a whale that lives its life in freedom up until death, instead of a hog, a bull, a sheep or - god forbid - a chicken. If the Japanese started hunting an endangered whale species, well there’s something wrong with that, but they’re not. Yet.

    Posted by James Waterton on 2005 06 23 at 08:25 AM • permalink

  33. Most older Japanese that I speak to have unpleasant memories of enduring countless horrible school lunches consisting of whale. They didn’t like it and only ate it because it was cheap. Now it’s a delicacy and I wouldn’t be surprised if the main reason for that is because everyone is telling them to stop. Japanese love to play the victim card.

    Anyway, the most compelling reasons against whaling are that whale meat tastes awful and is expensive. I have a detailed analysis here. And a recipe too.

    Posted by Drunk Fade on 2005 06 23 at 08:31 AM • permalink

  34. Personally, I’m dead set against whaling. There is no need for whales to be a part of the food chain.

    They are slow breeders, and the minke are considered endangered (although not enough to warrant ‘protected’ status by the IWC and CITES). Oh, and it looks like humpbacks will be back on the menu next year.

    Apart from all that, the thing that really pisses me off with Japan and their whaling expeditions, is that they are doing it in the Australian Antarctic Territory. Okay, maybe the Japanese refuse to recognise our claim on that portion of the oceans, but when have Japan voluntarily recognised the sovereignty of other nations?

    (Note to the thought police… I am not in Victoria, I am not in Victoria, I am not in Victoria.This is legitimate discourse, not an excuse to pull out the Racial and Religious (in)Tolerance Act).

    Oh, and I have come across some scientific research that has come from studies of whale meat in supermarkets and restaurants. Unsurprisingly, whales and other cetaceans have
    a bit too much mercury.

    I wonder what the statistics for heavy metal poisoning due to whale meat would be? Maybe the ‘scientists’ could check that out.

    Posted by Nilknarf Arbed on 2005 06 23 at 08:53 AM • permalink

  35. whale - truly awful taste
    sea cucumber - taste cross between gelatin & latex
    sea urchin - truly awful taste & shitload of heavy metals
    fugu - no taste at all & the russian roulette of seafood - a teensy bit of toxin can kill you
    conclusion? some japanese food is just wilful self-abuse

    Posted by KK on 2005 06 23 at 08:55 AM • permalink

  36. I think that is a pertinent issue, Drunk Fade. The Japanese whaling industry will die off within a couple of decades, because the Japanese youth don’t eat the stuff. Norway’s a different story, but the market’s so small there as to be negligible.

    “There is no need for whales to be a part of the food chain.”

    It’s nice how you wish to enforce your own consumption preferences on to everyone else. Thanks very much. I wonder if you’ll turn against beef next? And why not? I see no difference between a common-or-garden bull and a common-or-garden whale.

    And no, Minke whales are not endangered - not in the slightest. The figures I checked state that the population grows at 2-3% a year, which easily, easily makes up for the yearly catch of Norway, Iceland and Japan.

    Posted by James Waterton on 2005 06 23 at 09:14 AM • permalink

  37. #33 Drunkfade, you’d blubber as well if you had to eat Whale meat each day for lunch.

    Posted by Nic on 2005 06 23 at 09:19 AM • permalink

  38. Anyway, the most compelling reasons against whaling are that whale meat tastes awful and is expensive.

    Drunk Fade - I’ve eaten whale meat in Tokyo and it is finger-licken good. Maybe it was a better cut than usual, but anyway it was very tasty. So tasty that I’m now trying to find some in Korea hunted by heartless Korean Ahabs - which, thanks to this blog I am now aware of.

    Homer: “Ummm… blubber.” [eyes closed, slobber]

    Posted by Tommy Shanks on 2005 06 23 at 09:36 AM • permalink

  39. Fair call, dariuskan. I am not a vegetarian!

    According to the redlist the Antarctic minke is lower risk/conservation dependant. I’ve been looking for your stats but haven’t found them yet. I’ll follow up in the morning.

    Regards the cow vs whale debate, it’s a hell of a lot more efficient to farm cows than whales, for one thing.

    It’s cheaper and faster to breed cows. It’s also easier to kill them.

    Posted by Nilknarf Arbed on 2005 06 23 at 09:42 AM • permalink

  40. “We have decided to add a whale burger to our menu due to strong demand from our customers, and feel very thankful to the whales for allowing us to make the burgers.”

    Prominent spokeswhale Blubby McPlankton replied, “AAAAOOOOOOOOUUUUUU!!*”

    *Fuck you, ninjas.

    “I see no difference between a common-or-garden bull and a common-or-garden whale.”

    I think that’s best left between you and your optometrist.

    Posted by Jim Treacher on 2005 06 23 at 10:10 AM • permalink

  41. #27

    whales do have one predator - the killer whale, which is actually a dolphin. maybe a baby whale could be killed by a shark, i’m not sure.

    as for elephants, i don’t think any carnivore could kill a healthy adult, but the sick/old/young are vunerable (as with any species). i say carnivore, because a rhino might be able to kill an elephant, though i’ve only heard of the reverse, elephants killing rhinos.

    and humans, everything is our predator. usually we’re smart enough to avoid predation, but not always. but then you probably mean regular predation. bacteria might qualify. virii too, if you ignore that they aren’t really alive.

    —-

    i suppose it’s just tenderheartedness, but i simply can’t imagine eating a whale or dolphin. then again, can’t imagine eating a horse, cat, or dog, but all those seem to be asian dishes too. they seem to enjoy eating the animals we love. bastards. :P

    Posted by sk on 2005 06 23 at 10:37 AM • permalink

  42. There’s no need for Tofu to be part of the food chain!

    Posted by Rob Read on 2005 06 23 at 11:29 AM • permalink

  43. That site you mentioned, Nilknarf, states that there are “several hundred thousand” Minke whales in existence. According to this article in the Economist, Iceland counts over 100 000 in its territorial waters alone. How many whales are harvested? “Iceland takes 38 whales, Norway 711 and Japan up to 540.”

    http://www.economist.com/displaystory.cfm?story_id=2313082

    Hardly an unsustainable catch.

    Read the whole article. It makes a pretty strong case for whaling.

    Posted by James Waterton on 2005 06 23 at 12:01 PM • permalink

  44. As long as there are plenty of whales what is wrong with eating them? It seems too many people have seen “Free Willy” once too often. They are ANIMALS, we eat animals and as long as we do not endanger them there is nothing wrong with it.

    Not only that, but let’s face it; We know the whales would eat us if given the opportunity.

    Posted by Aaron - Freewill on 2005 06 23 at 12:47 PM • permalink

  45. Not to worry - in the near future everyone will switch to I Can’t Believe It’s Not Whale!(TM) substitute food product.  Mmm!  The plastics industry never tasted so good.

    Remember, that’s I Can’t Believe It’s Not Whale!
    All of the taste, none of the blowhole!

    Posted by Cliff S. on 2005 06 23 at 01:36 PM • permalink

  46. Eat Willy?

    Posted by Baby M on 2005 06 23 at 02:10 PM • permalink

  47. Fry Willy?

    Posted by Achillea on 2005 06 23 at 03:40 PM • permalink

  48. male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan, when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier.

    He said to the female whale, “Let’s both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink.”

    They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank. Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of the shore.

    The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female, “Let’s swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore.” At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him.

    “Look,” she said, “I went along with the blowjob, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen!”

    Posted by joe bagadonuts on 2005 06 23 at 04:43 PM • permalink

  49. I’m reminded of the Derek and Clive screed when ever I hear the word whale…..
    from among which (from hazy memory)\\

    “fucking whales! lie around in the ocean all day scooping up plankton”

    “where were they at D Day?”

    “Have you ever sen a whale on Top of the Pops”

    to be fair, I should probably also add that there are not too many whales driving car bombs along the avenues of Fuckedupistan

    Posted by Isumbras on 2005 06 23 at 04:59 PM • permalink

  50. Eat Willy?
    Fry Willy?

    Feed a family for a whole year one of those.

    Posted by Henry boy on 2005 06 23 at 07:44 PM • permalink

  51. This bloke would like to rid the world of feelthy minkes.

    Posted by Habib on 2005 06 23 at 08:33 PM • permalink

  52. I always buy products labeled “dolphin safe.”  That way I’m sure that no dolphins were harmed in the printing of the labels.

    This “scientific” hogwash the Japanese are putting out is a huge scam.  They have one “marine biologist” board every one of their factory ships, which are “collecting samples.”  That way they ignore national restrictions designed to protect local fisheries.  “Oh, we’re not fishing, we’re sampling!”  You know, fifty, sixty, seventy tons of samples…

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2005 06 23 at 08:38 PM • permalink

  53. Can the Japs freely harvest whales in there own waters?

    Posted by murph on 2005 06 23 at 09:50 PM • permalink

  54. Re. the above post. It’s true that Japanese kids don’t eat whale, but that’s not a matter of palate, but opportunity. I’ve heard some rumblings about re-introducing it into the school lunch program. Most Japanese people who have tried it LOVE it, I’m told.

    Most of my girlfriends over here would be early thirtyish or so, and they’re all old enough to remember the whale for lunch days. It was BY FAR the most popular menu item.

    I personally don’t particularly care whether they eat whales or not, but I recommend to you guys to prepare yourself to see more, not less of it.

    Posted by DrZin on 2005 06 23 at 10:26 PM • permalink

  55. Whale Burger…

    - has any one seen Michael Moore lately?

    Posted by kae on 2005 06 23 at 10:38 PM • permalink

  56. There’s a certain cultural arrogance in the West telling the Japanese they can’t eat whales, which are a traditional food staple for them (not to mention our own jingoism in saying they can’t hunt “our” whales - ie those in our waters). How would we like it if Hindu Indians for whom cows are sacred, started getting aggressive and telling us we can’t eat beef? After all there are close to a billion Indians, mostly Hindus, so we could be in trouble. Not to mention all those greenie do-gooders in other countries who scream when we kill (and some of us eat) our own kangaroos, even though the country is overpopulated with them.

    Whaling is a typical environmental issue that allows the Western middle classs to feel good about themselves, while real issues such as the starving Africans in Darfur and Zimbabwe as mentioned by Tim, are ignored. Its called the land rights for gay whales syndrome.

    Posted by mr magoo on 2005 06 23 at 11:25 PM • permalink

  57. I think the blowhole brigade is a little sparse in Lake Victoria, let alone the Sahara.

    Posted by Habib on 2005 06 24 at 02:55 AM • permalink

  58. The Japanese also slaughter dolphins. The reason given was that they eat the fish that rightly should go to Japanese fishermen.

    The docmentary I saw on dolphin killing by the Japanese was a savage and bloody affair, a bit like the seal slaughter in Canada.

    Posted by dee on 2005 06 24 at 04:01 AM • permalink

  59. Whaling is exploiting a resource. And, like any exploitable resource, the whale population must be managed.

    Minkes are in no danger of becoming extinct at the current cull rate. To oppose the current exploitation rates of this resource is nothing more than emotional claptrap. Only a vegetarian (and I mean a proper vegetarian, not an “I also eat fish” phoney) has some grounds to oppose whaling, but then they should equally condemn all kinds of animal culling. There’s no reason why a whale species that isn’t endangered should be a special exception.

    Posted by James Waterton on 2005 06 24 at 04:31 AM • permalink

  60. #22 Whats all this about eating sheep? - dear little lambs. Curly cutesy little lambkins. Gorgeous little lambies frolicking in the flower strewn spring meadow under the loving watchful eye of maa lamb.

    How long has this genocide been going on for?

    Posted by rog2 on 2005 06 24 at 06:17 AM • permalink

  61. and the best thing about whale, it tastes just like dog.

    Mmmmmmmmm…..

    Posted by joe bagadonuts on 2005 06 24 at 08:11 AM • permalink

  62. I’m happy for the Japs to eat whales. Trust me, you don’t want them to start looking for alternatives.

    Posted by Jim Geones on 2005 06 24 at 09:19 AM • permalink

  63. If it tastes just like beef why not just stick to the feakin beef!
    Can you ask for a double stacker?  Just asking.

    Would it be impertinent to ask them to “super-size me”?

    Posted by yojimbo on 2005 06 24 at 01:57 PM • permalink

  64. Haven’t the japanese seen Star Trek IV?

    Posted by Akiva on 2005 06 24 at 07:49 PM • permalink

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