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Posted by Tim B. on 04/19/2007 at 10:00 AM
  1. In honour of the 500th post.

    Posted by geoff on 2007 04 21 at 05:37 AM • permalink

  2. Very nice!

    To pick things up a a bit.

    Posted by TattooedIntellectual on 2007 04 21 at 05:42 AM • permalink

  3. There’s an extra “a” if anyone needs it.  I don’t want it to seem as if I’m hogging them.

    Posted by TattooedIntellectual on 2007 04 21 at 05:43 AM • permalink

  4. TI, you lost one in #2, but then chose to consume six more in #3!

    Posted by flying pigs over mecca on 2007 04 21 at 05:51 AM • permalink

  5. It’s not “Timmy”,

    It’s “TIMMEHH!!”

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 04 21 at 05:52 AM • permalink

  6. #4, You made me stop and count the a’s in that sentence.  I cannot believe I just did that!

    Posted by TattooedIntellectual on 2007 04 21 at 05:55 AM • permalink

  7. Ok Pogria.

    TIMMEHH fell down the well!

    Let’s leave him there!

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 04 21 at 05:58 AM • permalink

  8. Since Timmeh is firmly ensconced in his well, I’m off for bed.

    Posted by TattooedIntellectual on 2007 04 21 at 06:04 AM • permalink

  9. Good night TI. I’m off to put a hard steel cover on the well.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 04 21 at 06:10 AM • permalink

  10. There is a bona fide Dr Killer working in Australia, and a sexy university lecturer named Dr Blood. One little faux our entire class remembers is her describing the vaginal epithelium (stratified squamous cells) as the satisfied squamous.

    There’s, also a Dr Bush, crack Gynaecologist, and Dr Dick, O&G specialist. My wife was taught English by Mr Horney (apparently, he was excellent).

    /medschool humour.

    Posted by Dminor on 2007 04 21 at 06:19 AM • permalink

  11. Skeeter:  I can’t find a date anywhere..

    So how is this our problem??

    TI:  Prezident is clearly not a white person’s name.  What will he be called in prison?

    Racist?  Don’t believe so.

    Statistician?  Not a pro, but pretty damned good

    Posted by Jack from Montreal on 2007 04 21 at 07:35 AM • permalink

  12. #11 You’re right of course Jack. I should have done what Jeremy does and list myself at RSVP.
    I’ll take care of it myself. Please stop worrying.
    And two dates have been found for me already.

    Posted by Skeeter on 2007 04 21 at 07:45 AM • permalink

  13. I agree with Ge-off.

    This is a pretty mawkish and sombre thread.

    Have we become too dependent on our Tim(My-meh)? 

    Are we afraid to grasp the metaphorical Sumerian Mead jug and gulp it down? (the mead, not the fucking jug).

    Posted by Jack from Montreal on 2007 04 21 at 07:46 AM • permalink

  14. #13,
    Jack, you may be onto something there.

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 04 21 at 07:49 AM • permalink

  15. #192

    Mac bugs? I thought only PCs had bugs.
    I was starting to feel a real dill for sticking to my PC after watching those recent Mac commercials on the teeve.

    These are not the bugs you are looking for… (waves hand like Obi Wan Kenobi)

    Come to the Force, Skeeter, turn from the dark side.

    Posted by Col. Milquetoast on 2007 04 21 at 07:51 AM • permalink

  16. #2 TI (when you get back) That’s one of my favourite youtube clips. :)

    Posted by Nilknarf Arbed on 2007 04 21 at 07:58 AM • permalink

  17. I dunno about sombre and mawkish.

    In any case, there’s always amusement to be had at rsvp.com.au for anyone who looks.

    Posted by Nilknarf Arbed on 2007 04 21 at 08:04 AM • permalink

  18. Dminor Dr Killer is our good PM’s personal physician isn’t he?

    Posted by Francis H on 2007 04 21 at 08:05 AM • permalink

  19. I once met a bloke by the name of Phil Ennis.

    He was very paricular about never shortening his first name to the initial.  He was always Phil Ennis, never P Ennis.

    Posted by mr creosote on 2007 04 21 at 08:08 AM • permalink

  20. Sorry Col. M, I have never been able to get into Star Wars and will have to remain in the dark.
    Mrs Skeeter is appalled that I don’t share her rapt attention to fantasy stuff.
    The last ‘science’ fiction that suspended my disbelief was Watership Down.
    I can believe in talking rabbits but nothing more high-tech than that.

    Posted by Skeeter on 2007 04 21 at 08:20 AM • permalink

  21. #17 Much amusement Nilk.
    We have just discovered an old biddy — who once caused us great angst — has listed herself on RSVP.
    She’s as mad as a hatter and we feel really sorry for any poor bloke that gets to know her. Is there some way we can post a warning on her listing?

    Posted by Skeeter on 2007 04 21 at 08:29 AM • permalink

  22. #21 Skeeter, there’s potential for evil there.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 04 21 at 08:51 AM • permalink

  23. Yeah! Just as well I’m not the revengeful kind.

    Posted by Skeeter on 2007 04 21 at 09:00 AM • permalink

  24. Indeed it is. Otherwise the potential for great fun and revenge would almost definitely have to be taken.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 04 21 at 09:04 AM • permalink

  25. It’s very tempting but I’m already feeling sorry for her. She can’t have improved in the ten years since she troubled Mrs Skeeter and it may not take much to tip her over the edge.
    Geez Ash_, I hope I never get in your bad books.

    Posted by Skeeter on 2007 04 21 at 09:13 AM • permalink

  26. Skeeter, you’d have nothing to worry about. I’m not the revengeful type either. I’d just dream about doing it.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 04 21 at 09:16 AM • permalink

  27. Well, on that note I will sleep well.
    G’night all.

    Posted by Skeeter on 2007 04 21 at 09:20 AM • permalink

  28. Good night Skeeter.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 04 21 at 09:23 AM • permalink

  29. I’m appalled at this.

    I’m betting people here will be too.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 04 21 at 10:26 AM • permalink

  30. I’m wondering how Tim will update this post…

    Posted by Dan Lewis on 2007 04 21 at 10:54 AM • permalink

  31. Dan, I don’t think he will. There are a bunch of great posts here though.

    I think he’ll sneak in out of whichever car he’s been playing with in the cover of darkness and instantly give us a bunch of interesting posts to consider.

    He’s probably staying somewhere like this or this for some form of RWDB conference. I’m just wondering where our invitations are…?

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 04 21 at 11:16 AM • permalink

  32. WAYNESBURG, Ky. - Miss America 1944 has a talent that likely has never appeared on a beauty pageant stage: She fired a handgun to shoot out a vehicle’s tires and stop an intruder.

    Posted by fresca on 2007 04 21 at 11:25 AM • permalink

  33. fresca—watta woman!

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 04 21 at 11:40 AM • permalink

  34. #29 yep, appalling.  did you guys see that awful moron nutter christian woman on the tv, hanging around the campus, blabbering about the wrath of god & it all happened because the students didn’t embrace jesus?  it was a testament to the dignity & grace of the students that they didn’t spit on her.  if she’d done that in gaza they would have given her a lead sandwich

    Posted by KK on 2007 04 21 at 11:59 AM • permalink

  35. #34 KK, I didn’t see that, but if I was in the US, and if I did see that right after something so terrible, I’d be up on either manslaughter or grevious bodily harm charges.

    I know a lot of people who embrace Jesus, but still have terrible things hap

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 04 21 at 12:07 PM • permalink

  36. happen* I meant happen!

    This is what I get for trying to stop my cats from getting fleas by giving them tablets!

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 04 21 at 12:10 PM • permalink

  37. btw LOL mattiza norma - ma-tits-are-normous -you have to use it

    Posted by KK on 2007 04 21 at 12:10 PM • permalink

  38. #29 Muslims were saying the same thing about victims of the Tsunami. The secularist version of ignorant fear and loathing and misattribution of cause and effect is global warming.

    We must satiate the god[ess] of the volcano Earth, who is angry and spewing stuff being violated. We need a sacrifice to repent [our bad ways of wealth].

    Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2007 04 21 at 12:12 PM • permalink

  39. #32 That’s the way to do it.

    Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2007 04 21 at 12:13 PM • permalink

  40. #38, Aww, bugger, Wimpy, I hadn’t realised that!

    Now I’m going to have terrible nightmares about names as simple as Sarah Kelly! Which is what Jesse suggested, then he said he’d never use a Jewish name.

    He doesn’t seem to believe me that the Jewish people aren’t the ones he needs to worry about.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 04 21 at 12:17 PM • permalink

  41. #184,page 2

    Sorry Andycanuck.  I get you and Wimpy Canadian confused.  You are in Toronto.  I can’t stand the Sens either.  HOWEVER, they did take the Pens out.  So sick and tired of watching the Pens and Flyers on Versus every single week!

    Posted by yojimbo on 2007 04 21 at 12:46 PM • permalink

  42. #33, #39 My favorite lines:

    Ramey said the man told her he would leave. “I said, ‘Oh, no you won’t,’ and I shot their tires so they couldn’t leave,” Ramey said.

    She had to balance on her walker as she pulled out a snub-nosed .38-caliber handgun.

    True grit.

    Posted by fresca on 2007 04 21 at 02:53 PM • permalink

  43. Ash—she embraces jesus like I embrace toxic waste.  My only consolation for her continued respiration is that all her ‘church’ are registered Democrats and longtime Gire supporters…

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 04 21 at 03:25 PM • permalink

  44. #29, I thought God worked through fire/earthquake/flood/plaque and stuff, not crazy Koreans with no friends. Sorry, Westboro Baptist, wrong sign. Keep hoping, though; you never know.

    Posted by Dminor on 2007 04 21 at 03:50 PM • permalink

  45. Umm, “Plague”, although I’m sure He works through plaque as well.

    Think I better floss, now.

    Posted by Dminor on 2007 04 21 at 03:52 PM • permalink

  46. Gire = Gore.

    That morning mug of sangria catches up with me a lot faster these days…

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 04 21 at 05:10 PM • permalink

  47. Gee, a fella goes away for a few months and comes back to find all of you over at Blair’s, Ash_ pregnant, Swinish telling the boss to shove it, 1.6 drinking detergent, etc. :)
    On the subject of names, an old troop I served in had 14 soldiers, four of whom were named Shane. The strangest thing was that we were all born in the same Queensland town, within a year of each other.
    Must have been a popular name in the early seventies I guess.
    Ash_, if I might make a suggestion?
    When selecting your child’s name, put yourself into the mindset of a vindictive 6 year old, and think of all of the permutations and insults that the name is liable to lend itself to.
    Then just call the kid ‘InsertNameHere’.

    Posted by 185600 on 2007 04 21 at 09:42 PM • permalink

  48. Welcome back 185600.

    I’m thinking I’ll just run the list by Infidel Tiger or Swinish.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 04 21 at 11:08 PM • permalink

  49. #47 (page 3), 185600:

    Welcome back. Everything ok?

    Posted by Grimmy on 2007 04 22 at 04:03 AM • permalink

  50. #48 Ash_ probably best, those guys can certainly imitate the mindset (kidding fellas).
    Naming conventions aside, best wishes to you and yours on the impending.  :)
    #49 Grimmy: Howyagoingmate? Yes, all is well, back home with the correct number of limbs, etc.
    So how’ve you been furrin devil? I hope all is well with you.
    I must say it, it’s nice to be home.

    Posted by 185600 on 2007 04 22 at 04:53 AM • permalink

  51. #50, 185600:

    Dont you furrin devil me, you furrin devil!

    So, how was life among them other furrin devils? Pick up anything interesting?

    Posted by Grimmy on 2007 04 22 at 05:21 AM • permalink

  52. Grimmy mate, you know how Customs are! Buggers confiscated the ahem, borrowed APC, despite my protestations that it was for personal use only. :)
    No, just came home with a serious thirst, a future bride relatively happy to see me, a dog who doesn’t recognise me and a warning order to deploy again in a couple of months.
    All good mate.
    Oh, and we all know that you’re the furriners, you can’t even speak the Queens Straylian. :)

    Posted by 185600 on 2007 04 22 at 06:10 AM • permalink

  53. Yeah, right. Queen’s Straylian is recognized as a sub dialect of proper English which is not to be confused with that jibber jabber that Brits talk.

    Proper English also known as “West Coast American”.

    Posted by Grimmy on 2007 04 22 at 06:35 AM • permalink

  54. Okay mate, you got me on that one.
    Reckon I’ll be commenting a bit more in the morning, because if I stay on this laptop much longer I might be a dead man typing. :)
    Dirty Harriet has unleashed the secret weapons of beer, steak, football on tele, and her undeniable feminine wiles in a bid to lure me away, and we all know how much I love my football. :)
    Catch up with you later, furrin devil. :)

    Posted by 185600 on 2007 04 22 at 06:44 AM • permalink

  55. Well hell, enjoy yourself while ya can, furrin devil. Although, dont over do it too much. You’re getting to that age where things that break tend to stay broken, if you know what I mean.

    Posted by Grimmy on 2007 04 22 at 06:51 AM • permalink

  56. Wimpy, you didn’t answer my question.

    And how was your steak?

    Posted by kae on 2007 04 22 at 11:18 PM • permalink

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