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Iowahawk is hosting the First Annual Iowahawk Earth Week Virtual Cruise Night:

Send me a photos or photo links of your car, along with a brief description. My email contact is on the left sidebar. Since Iowahawk is all about conservation, I’ll host ‘em here to save the Earth’s precious bandwidth.

All rides are welcome, from rods to ricers, just so long as they destroy “the Demon Petrol that threatens our beloved Mother Earth.” Iowahawk’s own Coupe of Justice will feature, natch; my own buggy is so underpowered as to not qualify, at least until—if I follow Iowahawk’s drunken and threatening emails correctly—it is fitted with something like this.

Posted by Tim B. on 04/27/2006 at 11:15 AM

  1. I could send in a pic of my hybrid, but ...

    Posted by Achillea on 2006 04 27 at 01:35 PM • permalink

  2. Send me a photos or photo links of your car, along with a brief description.

    Damn.

    Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2006 04 27 at 07:26 PM • permalink

  3. You know, Tim, you might be able to get away with upgrading to one of these. It’s pretty much what you have now, except slightly newer, with a re-inforced chassis and also with a big, thumpin’ V8. 320kW (or 429hp) in a tiny little roadster? Hell yeah!

    Posted by Marty K on 2006 04 27 at 07:29 PM • permalink

  4. While the little McLaren rig linked above might be sufficient for your average skateboard, here’s the generally accepted minimum propulsion for a REAL commuter car.

    Posted by boxstockracer on 2006 04 27 at 09:48 PM • permalink

  5. 1970 Monte Carlo.  400 cu inch engine.  Chrome wheels.  Mag tires.  A real babe car.

     
    Well this car is systematic, hydromatic, ultramatic
    Why, it could be Greased Lightnin’!
    We’ll get some overhead lifters and some four barrel quads, oh yeah
    Keep talkin’, whoah keep talkin’!
    Fuel injection cut off and chrome plated rods, oh yeah
    I’ll get her ready, I need to get her ready!
    With a four-speed on the floor, they’ll be waitin’ at the door
    You know that ain’t shit when we’ll be gettin’ lots of tit
    Greased Lightnin’

    (Chorus:)
    Go, Greased Lightnin’
    You’re burnin’ up the quarter mile
    Greased Lightnin’, go Greased Lightnin’
    Go Greased Lightnin’
    You’re coasting through the heat lap trails
    Greased Lightnin’, go Greased Lightnin’
    You are supreme
    The chicks’ll cream
    For Greased Lightnin’
    Go go go go go go go go

    We’ll get some purple pitched tail lights and thirty inch fins, oh yeah
    A palomina dashboard and duel-muffler twins, oh yeah
    With new boosters, plates and shocks
    I can get off my rocks
    You know that I ain’t braggin’, she’s a real pussy wagon
    Greased Lightnin’

    Um, at least that’s sort of what I remember.  From those years, oh so long ago.

    Posted by wronwright on 2006 04 27 at 09:55 PM • permalink

  6. A Vesper with a “Go Navy” sticker.

    (With thanks to the Naked Vicar Show)

    Posted by Stop Continental Drift! on 2006 04 28 at 02:56 AM • permalink

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