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Howard Dean making friendly with a radical Imam, global jihad joining the battle against global warming, John Edwards getting a soft media ride on his hater-hiring, Tikkun‘s Rabbi Michael Lerner (son-in-law of Phillip Adams, as it happens) announcing he “would not be surprised” if the US government was involved in 9/11 ... it’s all happening at Little Green Footballs.

Posted by Tim B. on 02/09/2007 at 09:26 AM
  1. Ok, folks, come and get it!

    Posted by paco on 2007 02 09 at 10:28 AM • permalink

  2. #1 paco

    From your link

    The winner will have to come up with a way of removing one billion metric tons of carbon gases a year from the atmosphere for 10 years—with $5 million of the prize being paid at the start and the remaining $20 million at the end.

    Oh dear - my first thoughts about this were pretty terrible - dead cows, dead environazis - I’m so ashamed with myself

    But $25 million would pay for my McMansion with aircon and a few McMansions for my family and friends and a new black Lexus 4WD (or three)

    Then I would of course to ease my conscience donate some money to a worthwhile charity

    Posted by aussiemagpie on 2007 02 09 at 10:45 AM • permalink

  3. #1 Paco. Well, Branson could start by getting his Virgin airline out of the sky’s. Then he would be a contender for the prize himself.
    Al Gore could stop producing fairy tale DVDs, and he would be a runner up. Had a look at LGF, whew what a scary bunch of freaks. One can see how ‘go forth and multiply’ Amanda slotted in there alright.

    Posted by BJM on 2007 02 09 at 10:45 AM • permalink

  4. God, it’s like the moon is permanently full, and all over that planet people are changing from intelligent human beings into rampaging freakazoids. 

    Did someone accidentally open the valve on a tank of Stupid Gas™?  wronwright????

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 02 09 at 11:09 AM • permalink

  5. The jihadis seem like natural allies in the war against global warming.

    How much of our atmospheric CO2 levels was Afghanistan under the Taliban responsible for?

    Posted by tim maguire on 2007 02 09 at 11:38 AM • permalink

  6. Simply keep all of the ecowackos off of private jets.

    Where is my check?

    Posted by yojimbo on 2007 02 09 at 11:57 AM • permalink

  7. John Edwards’ mealy-mouthed rehiring statement is terrifying.  Can you see him as President?

    “Now, I would never fly planes into a building myself.  It’s not how I talk to people, and it’s not how I expect the people who work for me to talk to people,” Edwards said in a statement the day after the Sears Tower bombing, where 2000 died.

    Edwards added, saying he believed of the suicide pilots, who don’t work for him and are members of the much vaunted Religion of Peace, that “it was never their intention to malign anyone’s faith.  But I am deeply offended.  Well...offended.  Take off the deeply.”

    Posted by Patricia on 2007 02 09 at 12:13 PM • permalink

  8. Wonder if Howie is going to invite the Islamist for dinner and meet the family?

    Your most exalted Imam, this is my wife, Dr. Judith Steinberg. Honestly most exalted Imam, I asked Judith if she would mind wearing a burka, you know in the spirit of common ground and better understanding of those of different faith.

    Ummmm, she told me to get stuffed. Actually, Judith said we should both get stuffed.

    $25 million prize for the first person to come up with a way of scrubbing greenhouse gases out of the atmosphere in the battle to beat global warming.

    Yep, stop cutting farts in the greenhouses, but should you, scrub them well.

    OK pay up Branson.

    Oh Richard, Virgin is on it’s 20Th year now, give or take. Has it taken a vow of celibacy?

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 02 09 at 12:53 PM • permalink

  9. The winner will have to come up with a way of removing one billion metric tons of carbon gases a year from the atmosphere for 10 years—with $5 million of the prize being paid at the start and the remaining $20 million at the end.

    I’ve got a way, but I’m gonna need a lot more ammo.

    Posted by Achillea on 2007 02 09 at 01:53 PM • permalink

  10. Jebus wept.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2007 02 09 at 04:00 PM • permalink

  11. I’ve long been puzzled by Phillip Adams apparent defence of Israel, as it didn’t fit with his blind, lock-step leftism. 
    But it was only to prevent a family quarrel -until he worked enough on his Rabbi son-in-law. Now he’s achieved that.
    The Rabbi relative must be really impressed by Phillip’s new fondness for Hugo Chavez and the trendy Pro-Hamas Set he represents.

    Posted by Barrie on 2007 02 09 at 07:21 PM • permalink

  12. Ah, Richard Branson, the stunt-a-minute boss of Virgin, the same man who is promoting commercial space flight which has to be the most indulgent use of fuel yet. You know he always surrounds himself with bikini clad girls as a way of reducing the demand for fabric.

    Posted by Contrail on 2007 02 09 at 07:24 PM • permalink

  13. I was working in Manhattan on 9/11.  The conspiracy theorists were spreading the word about US Government involvement before the smoke billowing over Brooklyn had died away. Talk of (yet another) “white van” seen crossing the George Washington Bridge etc.

    Incredible that this tale has still got legs.

    Posted by ann j on 2007 02 09 at 08:00 PM • permalink

  14. A lefty holds forth:

    “The American flag is like kryptonite to me. I refuse to wave it, and much less salute it. It represents a state which serves and protects only the interests of the powerful. Look no further than New Orleans, or Iraq, or any inner-city ghetto to see who our government is really working for...”

    “Still, until that day, I wave the Palestinian flag in solidarity. And will even let it fly over my bed. Know this, future ex-boyfriends of mine...”

    And about ten seconds after this whore for Hamas got done bleating, it’s likely that another lefty puffed out his spindly little chest and whined “How dare you question our patriotism?”

    Posted by Dave Surls on 2007 02 10 at 10:47 AM • permalink

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