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Maybe men should start a website -
Do Not Date Her-
And just imagine what sort of nasty traits men would suggest to avoid , or maybe nasty habits that are desirable…....No I think it would not work for a men site. Too confusing.
Posted by The Big Fish on 2006 07 16 at 10:55 PM • permalinkYou’d need two websites for men -
DateThisChick.com - Nutty chicks with daddy issues. Poor self-esteem. Often strippers and amateur porn actresses. History of coke-fueled gang-bangs. Good for about one month of fantastic sex, then will sabotage relationship and leave you in tatters, so pre-emptively make her disappear after three weeks by telling her you love her (her fear of intimacy will make her leave a vapor trail, and you won’t have to deal with the obsessive phone calls, slashed tires and dead cats on your porch if you’re reckless enough to actually dump her.)
DoNotMarryHer.com - links directly to above.
The blogosphere needs more sites like Harry Huttons.
I learnt a lot.
Posted by Stop Continental Drift! on 2006 07 17 at 12:23 AM • permalinkThis is why I’m celibate, well one of the reasons. Now I’d like to quote Norm from Cheers
“Women, can’t live with them…..pass the beer nuts”.Posted by Daniel San on 2006 07 17 at 01:47 AM • permalinkNo need for blokes to start a website.
There already is:
Nutters, psychos, weirdos, cot cases (and I don’t mean just jump in the cot- save for one who has jumped into 3,500 cots and is still counting)- and that is just the women.You get it all on RSVP.
For some sanity just go to your local bar. At least you know you’re picking up just an ordinary slut and not some complete nutter.Cor blimey, guv’nor! That dosser sure has some saucy white English legs!
Posted by James Waterton on 2006 07 17 at 06:19 AM • permalink“Even the hours of cunnilingus in a skip behind KFC, or the gentlemanly way he’d wipe his spit off the neck of a bottle of White Lightning when he offered it to me can’t make up for the shabby way he treated me.”
Well it wouldn’t have happened in my day, no KFC, no skip except the occasional macropus and no one could spell the other thing let alone do it.
Hutton is essential reading.
Posted by Whale Spinor on 2006 07 17 at 10:25 AM • permalinkMarshall
My friend has met some, er, interesting people through a web dating thingy.
Date 1. Cross dressing bloke. Well, she could cope with that, until they actually went shopping together and, dressed as a woman, he accompanied her to the ladies loo.
Date 2. A paedophile. (Since imprisoned.)
Date 3. Stalker.
Date 4. Alcoholic… can’t say too much here*.
I think she should try going out and meeting people, you know, the old fashioned way.
Me? I have a pair of puppies who love me unconditionally.
* but boozing and flying don’t mix.
Dear Kae,
“I think she should try going out and meeting people, you know, the old fashioned way”
The “old fashioned way” has suffered a lot in recent years. Use to be church groups and fellowship teas, and religious revival meetings (probably still is if you’re wearing a habib).
Being a member of one of the unwashed perennially under-employed subcultures around the place (and there is a defined subculture which women are trying to invade- Christ save us) I’m off to replenish my war coffers at what passes as a rock festival at Byron.
Couldn’t give a stuff who the bands are. But do love incidents.
For all the Generation Slut who intend getting drunk and staying drunk for the duration, do NOT vomit on my tent. But if you are half sober at 1am in the morning, and your tent is too cold, well, you know, we’re there to help out.Not quite a church group and not much old fashioned about all this, but would probably beat internet dating, where the psycho females are out stalking at 1am, text messaging 1000X, phoning 2000X, harassing, and carrying on like some sort of liberated female version of sicko males.
Marshall, I sort of feel that the desperates are the ones who advertise on the net…
However, meeting at the old fashioned places (pubs and clubs) is almost impossible ‘cos the noise is awful, and the age-demographic is way out of range.
Have fun at the Festival - hope you get some cold babes…
teehee (they reckon it’s gonna rain this weekend…)
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