BLONDE SEA-BEAST LAUNCHED
Presenting Lobster, by John Galliano.
UPDATE. In other freaky animal news, a Bay Area editorial reports:
The president claims to support the troops, but doesn’t seem to understand that means more than a visit to Iraq and a photo-op with a plastic turkey.
At least he never tried to serve them Zsa Zsa the Crustacean.
UPDATE II. Lobzilla!
A giant freshwater lobster measuring almost one metre in length has been found in north-west Tasmania.
(For readers unfamiliar with the metric system, one metre equals 2.18 cubits.)
Via J.F. Beck
UPDATE III. A personal lobster story: in 1990, wandering around Washington, I happened upon The National Aquarium. Within dwelt the magnificent Quayle Lobster. Seems this monster had been trapped by the then-VP, who was prevented from eating it by PETA types. For all I know the Quayle Lobster is still there, staring malevolently at passing humans and wishing he had mink claws.
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