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BETTER THAN SEVENTH

Sixth place in a Formula One race will earn you a single world championship point. Score one for plucky little global warming:

The Bureau of Meteorology says Australia experienced its sixth warmest year on record in 2007.

Records go back maybe 150 years; the land mass known as Australia has been around for 55 million years. “On record” means nothing. Still, this non-news is causing agitation amongst the Altona warmenhood:

Deputy Prime Minister Julia Gillard says the latest figures prove the Federal Government must act now on climate change.

She says the statistics should silence climate change sceptics.

Right. And the party that finished sixth in last year’s election should be in government.

“What the bureau statement today confirms is the urgent need to act on climate change,” she said.

“We know of course, we’ve seen 11 years of inaction from the Howard government. The Rudd Labor Government has already started acting on climate change.”

So now we’ll have a colder 2008, apparently. The national thermostat is in safe hands.

Posted by Tim B. on 01/04/2008 at 02:40 AM
  1. Well it ain’t hot here today! Its cold,wet and blowing a bloody gale.

    Warming the globe?  Bring it on!

    Posted by Dave Wane on 2008 01 04 at 03:01 AM • permalink

  2. Sounds more like a bookie than a person dealing with science.

    “This year, chances are it’ll be another above average year around Australia, but it’s a little bit early at this stage to say will it be Australia’s hottest,” he said.”

    So: “It could be hotter in which case its glowballs worming, or it could be average with the hot spots reported as one of the 4 horsemen of the apocolipse riding through. If its cooler then we wont say bugger all but talk about how the weather at the moment is “funny” and suck our teeth in a meaningful way.”

    Why, if its meant to be a global heating trend isnt there a uniform global effect??

    Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2008 01 04 at 03:05 AM • permalink

  3. The Rudd Labor Government has already started acting on climate change.

    Blankets and fans have been issued to all working families.

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2008 01 04 at 03:05 AM • permalink

  4. 6th hottest? And just like the coke bottle glasses wearing haemophiliac, who got a note from his mother insisting he not compete at the school sporting carnival, it still gets a ribbon.

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2008 01 04 at 03:10 AM • permalink

  5. The first thermometer came permanently to Australia in 1788 with Capt Arthur Phillip, on the same fleet that brought my husband’s ancestor, George the forger (blood runs true, but that’s another story).

    So, temperatures in Australia from 1788 were only taken from Sydney. Not from Newcastle, Norfolk Island, Hobart, Melbourne, Adelaide, Brisbane, Perth, tropical Darwin eventually?

    How could a continent larger than the landmass of the USA or Canada in 1788 be measured in one place and be compared for global warming and comparison with 2008? And then be assigned a global warming profile?

    This has gotten so silly you have to laugh.

    Posted by mareeS on 2008 01 04 at 03:14 AM • permalink

  6. Tim,

    I think you’ll find the Australian continent has only existed since the Paleocene, about 55 million years ago.

    Posted by Patrick Caldon on 2008 01 04 at 03:20 AM • permalink

  7. And this year is still behind 1998, 1991, 1988, 1980 (a quarter of a century ago) not to mention the significant drop from 2005. Labor and their neophytes such as the turd John Connor from the environmental activist group, the Climate Institute are cherry picking in their desperation to justify any ‘action’ taken.  Connor used to be campaign director at the Australian Conservation Foundation.

    One question for these a’holes is what measurement are they going to use to say that they have succeeded in combating climate change…No more floods, no more droughts, hurricanes, tornadoes, cyclones and every day will be sunny around 23-24 degrees with a nice amount of rainfall in all the right places during the night. Dream on. Of course these wild climate events never used to occur before 1991. Cyclone Tracy was a figment of our imagination

    Posted by mindfree on 2008 01 04 at 03:22 AM • permalink

  8. Sorry guys….BOM graph is over at Jen Marohasy’s blog

    http://www.jennifermarohasy.com/blog/archives/002659.html

    Posted by mindfree on 2008 01 04 at 03:26 AM • permalink

  9. I love it whe they say ‘this year was the hottest for over 100 years’. What was the excuse when those temperatures were recorded all those years ago, methane from horse-driven carts?

    Posted by Nic on 2008 01 04 at 03:27 AM • permalink

  10. #6 Patrick, how come there are notices in the Flinders Ranges explaining rock formations there that are the ‘world’s oldest’ - pre-Cambrian [c500 million years ago?]
    Are you confusing the isolated continent itself with the massive single ‘continent’?

    Posted by Barrie on 2008 01 04 at 03:28 AM • permalink

  11. These words written some time ago come to mind and show that nothing has changed:

    I love a sunburnt country,
    A land of sweeping plains,
    Of ragged mountain ranges,
    Of droughts and flooding rains.

    Posted by Nic on 2008 01 04 at 03:29 AM • permalink

  12. The Australian reported a meteorologist as claiming South Australia’s high average last year was another sign of global warming [of course]. Ludicrous grandstanding by a supposed authority on weather.
    Don’t they teach these dunces elementary statistics?

    Posted by Barrie on 2008 01 04 at 03:32 AM • permalink

  13. Well whomever the bookie is that MoFo needs to pay up. ABC predicted this year would be the hottest on record Jan 4th, 2007.

    Posted by papertiger on 2008 01 04 at 03:33 AM • permalink

  14. #7

    No more floods, no more droughts, hurricanes, tornadoes, cyclones and every day will be sunny around 23-24 degrees with a nice amount of rainfall in all the right places during the night

    Is anyone else humming that song from Camelot here?

    Posted by spot_the_dog on 2008 01 04 at 03:40 AM • permalink

  15. Cue video of Timmy Flannery jumping around with one of those big foam fingers shouting
    We’re Number Seven!  We’re Number Seven!
    Whoo-hoo!

    Posted by spot_the_dog on 2008 01 04 at 03:42 AM • permalink

  16. (or SIX even)

    Posted by spot_the_dog on 2008 01 04 at 03:43 AM • permalink

  17. When we talk about cold snaps, the warm-mongers sniff that we’re confusing “climate” with “weather.”

    When they talk about warm snaps, it’s evidence of the Apocalypse.

    Posted by Dave S. on 2008 01 04 at 03:44 AM • permalink

  18. #12
    Don’t they teach these dunces elementary statistics?

    Barrie they are all waiting for the “education revolution” to come!

    Posted by Dave Wane on 2008 01 04 at 03:44 AM • permalink

  19. #6 Patrick: “I think you’ll find the Australian continent has only existed since the Paleocene, about 55 million years ago.”

    Possibly true of the overall separate block of Australia, but the bits I work in are a trifle older. Its a bit like sayng a Bugatti is a 2005 model because it has some restoration panels made.

    Posted by ChrisPer on 2008 01 04 at 03:49 AM • permalink

  20. Oh, this is rich:

    “The standout year is 2005, which was Australia’s warmest year on record, but essentially all the warm years that we’ve had have been in recent years,” [spokesman Dr. David Jones] said.
    “You can count it back through 1998 [which] was the second warmest year, 1980 was the third, ‘88 was the fourth and 1991 was the fifth.
    “So essentially, all the warm years we’ve seen in Australia have been in the last one to perhaps two decades. “

    All have been within the last decade, or perhaps the last two decades? I’m no PhD like Doc Jones, but it seems to me that only ‘05 and ‘98 have been in the last decade. And what’s with the “perhaps”? He couldn’t take the time to figure out that ‘88 and ‘91 were more than ten but less than twenty years ago?

    “All”, to the eminent scientist, apparently means 1/3, or “perhaps” 2/3. Good God, the Global Whoremers are shameless.

    Posted by Dave S. on 2008 01 04 at 03:54 AM • permalink

  21. I love it whe they say ‘this year was the hottest for over 100 years’. What was the excuse when those temperatures were recorded all those years ago, methane from horse-driven carts?

    No. Back then, they just blamed “the weather”.

    Posted by Dan Lewis on 2008 01 04 at 03:55 AM • permalink

  22. “She says the statistics should silence climate change sceptics”
    I doubt it.
    People who believe that the climate should never change are obviously crazy.

    Posted by chrisgo on 2008 01 04 at 04:04 AM • permalink

  23. There used to be 3 types of weather.

    “She’s warm, she’s cold, it’s a beaut day”

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2008 01 04 at 04:05 AM • permalink

  24. #6 I think you’ll find the Australian continent has only existed since the Paleocene, about 55 million years ago.
    Well I don’t know? It sure feels like 3000 mil to me?

    Posted by Orion on 2008 01 04 at 04:05 AM • permalink

  25. Hell, it could’ve been the thirty-fourth warmest on record and still be because of rampant global climate warming change.

    Posted by lotocoti on 2008 01 04 at 04:05 AM • permalink

  26. Has anyone explained this phenomena known as “seasons” to these idiots?

    Posted by Ash_ on 2008 01 04 at 04:20 AM • permalink

  27. Check this out..another example of our experrrrts

    According to the World Meteorological Organisation, the February temperatures in Western Australia were more than 5C hotter than average. But Australia had its coldest June on record, with temperatures 1.5C below the average.

    As the Bureau of Meteorology prepared to release its annual weather review today, Don White from Weatherwatch Australia said worldwide figures indicated 2007 was in the top 10 of the past 150 years for warmth, “so global warming is definitely with us”.

    But of course!! Who are we to question such hard evidence (/sarcasm off)

    Link http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,25197,23000327-11949,00.html

    Posted by mindfree on 2008 01 04 at 04:25 AM • permalink

  28. For those who want all that in Gillardese

    “Whot the byurow statemunt todayyy confirmz iz the ergunt neeeed to act on cliimut change,” she said.

    “We no of course, we’ve seeen 11 yees of inakshun from the Howard guvvament. The Rudd Labah Guvvament has already starded acting on cliimut change.”

    Posted by Hank Reardon on 2008 01 04 at 04:32 AM • permalink

  29. Records go back maybe 150 years; the land mass known as Australia has been around for 55 million years.
    Bush and Howard did some serious shredding there, didn’t they?

    Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2008 01 04 at 04:32 AM • permalink

  30. God forbid, the sixth warmest year on record.  Ill start believing all this crap when we get the six warmest years on record in a row.

    Posted by Killaette on 2008 01 04 at 05:14 AM • permalink

  31. #30
    Ill start believing all this crap when we get the six warmest years on record in a row.
    Somebody is already working on finding a common denominator for your request.
    I understand the years divisible by 37 are looking good.

    Posted by lotocoti on 2008 01 04 at 05:23 AM • permalink

  32. ...The Rudd Labor Government has already started acting on climate change.”

    Yes. lots of acting very little action, not that I am complaining mind you.

    Posted by FreddyFrog on 2008 01 04 at 05:57 AM • permalink

  33. “Some parts of the country reached the highest average temperatures ever recorded, including the Murray-Darling Basin, South Australia, New South Wales and Victoria.”

    If it’s global warming how come it’s confined to the south east corner of Australia?  The statistics for the rest of the continent must be pretty good if they have to be kept out of sight.

    Posted by Crossie on 2008 01 04 at 05:57 AM • permalink

  34. #29 Swinish.

    The utter bastards!

    MarkL
    Canberra (presently infested with a biblical 3 years of pillocks)

    Posted by MarkL on 2008 01 04 at 06:16 AM • permalink

  35. How about comparing 100 years of monthly temp and rainfall figures for every city, town, village and property since Federation?

    The govt can gather amazingly accurate figures on population and society through the census every 5 years, why not climate/geographic figures?

    Agriculture and the primary industries have been Australiua’s economic lifeblood for 220 years, so why are the figures still so foggy?

    Posted by mareeS on 2008 01 04 at 06:31 AM • permalink

  36. #34

    Markl

    Canberra (presently infested with a biblical 3 years of pillocks)

    Have you thought of calling these folks?

    Posted by Burbank on 2008 01 04 at 06:40 AM • permalink

  37. Can’t remember where I read this but it was today and I think from some BOM bloke.  He said that there is no significant difference between the mean temperatures recorded over the last six or seven years and, therefore, we have no reason to believe there has been any warming during that period despite rising CO2 levels.  Roughly something like that.

    Posted by Janice on 2008 01 04 at 06:45 AM • permalink

  38. #34 Mark L.

    From where I’m standing back here amongst the minor minions, I can see that behind his back Swinish is hiding a very large aboriginal rock wall painting that he’s chiseled out of a desert cave somewhere. I’m suspicious that it could be used as evidence of a long ago period of glaciation, proving that it’s hotter now than it has been over a much longer timescale.

    I think he means to expose us, sir.

    Posted by splice on 2008 01 04 at 07:08 AM • permalink

  39. (tosses something large and granitic under bed)

    Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2008 01 04 at 07:20 AM • permalink

  40. #6 - I have been alive here in Australia since the Plasticene age, but my kids grew up with playdough.

    Posted by blogstrop on 2008 01 04 at 07:39 AM • permalink

  41. Kookaburra collision causes serious injury

    I blame Global Warming.

    Posted by spot_the_dog on 2008 01 04 at 07:43 AM • permalink

  42. here’s an example of Dullard in action

    linky

    unkind, but how we laughed

    Posted by KK on 2008 01 04 at 08:35 AM • permalink

  43. So what was the temp (in God’s language, fahrenheit thank you) on January 4, 13,486,990BC? Was it warmer or cooler than January 4, 13,486,960BC? If someone can answer that question, maybe I’ll buy algore’s movie. But only if they can prove that whatever life forms were around then were driving the dreaded *cue evil music* SUVs.

    Posted by dean martin on 2008 01 04 at 09:48 AM • permalink

  44. The national thermostat is in safe hands.

    Yeah, but where’s the probe sensor?

    (I’ve just started reading the thread.)

    Posted by kae on 2008 01 04 at 10:04 AM • permalink

  45. MareeS

    This has gotten so silly you have to laugh.

    It’s that or cry with frustration.

    Posted by kae on 2008 01 04 at 10:08 AM • permalink

  46. #18

    Barrie they are all waiting for the “education revolution” to come!

    Hope they’re not holding their collective breath.

    Posted by kae on 2008 01 04 at 10:14 AM • permalink

  47. #29

    Bush and Howard did some serious shredding there, didn’t they?

    I dunno, Swinish. It could have been Kevvie way back in the Qld Gov Public Servant days, I hear he was quite familiar with the operation of the shredder.

    Posted by kae on 2008 01 04 at 10:18 AM • permalink

  48. Well there you go baggin’ Altona again. Strictly speaking I live in Spotty, but rest assured we’ve just been slurpin down the leftover rose and Christmas Cointreau on the back verandah, with the back door open and the new airconditioner on full, so’s to cool down the neighbrahood.
    And why is it whenever you tell a warmenista that you’ve just bought an airconditioner that they always ask, panting with their desire to bond, “evaporative?” and then recoil when you answer “Nope. Whalefucker.”

    Posted by ooh honey honey on 2008 01 04 at 10:36 AM • permalink

  49. She says the statistics should silence climate change sceptics.

    Hah.  In your dreams, honey.  Not as long as we have keyboards and the brains to look up the “statistics” for ourselves.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2008 01 04 at 12:49 PM • permalink

  50. Gee, tell us how you really feel, Steve…

    “Here is how I know Hillary Clinton will never be President. Last night as the Iowa results came in, I kept refreshing the page over and over. I didn’t really care what happened on the GOP side, but I was fixated on the Democrat results. And when I realized the fat, smug, lying, weaseling, thieving, Secret-Service-humiliating Queen Bee was face-planting beautifully, it made me happier than seeing my candidate win in 2004. I would get out of bed with a 103-degree fever to vote AGAINST this thing, and I think I’m far from alone. I think a good percentage of the people who agree with me are Democrats.”
    http://www.hogonice.com/2008/01/petoria_here_i_come.html

    Posted by mojo on 2008 01 04 at 01:57 PM • permalink

  51. My favorite part about comparing temps today with temps from 100 years ago? Thermometers 100 years ago weren’t all that accurate.
    I’m pretty sure they stuck them in ice, marked “32”, then stuck them into boiling water, marked it “212” and then filled in the middle.
    Besides, you know they’re scientifically and mathematically challenged so they’re having problems converting the numbers from fahrenheit into the metric system.

    The funniest part? In about 10 years when it’s become obvious that, since the Sun is into a lower active period, the Earth is cooling, the very same people will be screaming about the coming Ice Age and how it’s all because of high CO2 concentrations.
    Count on it.

    Posted by Veeshir on 2008 01 04 at 02:19 PM • permalink

  52. Tim, sixth place in an F1 race used to get you one point. Then Schumacher started wrapping championships up by July, so the FIA changed the point structure to keep the championship open longer (i.e. prolong the inevitable). Now sixth place gets you three points!

    Unless it’s 2007 and you are McLaren, in which case you get no points and should consider yourself lucky your team is allowed to take the start at all.

    Posted by Crispytoast on 2008 01 04 at 03:26 PM • permalink

  53. This time I have to agree with Julia.

    The Rudd Labor Government has already started acting on climate change.”


    They have started acting on a range of things….What would you expect ?  - The Rudd Govt is full of actors….(plus the “odd” bald ex bloodnut singer who is now a wonderful mime artist)...

    Drum Roll…. -”Envelope Please ”.

    ” And the 2008 Logie for best acting in any tier of Govt goes to…..Kevin Rudd and his performing carnival troupe at Federal level . ”

    Posted by Wacko on 2008 01 04 at 03:54 PM • permalink

  54. #51 “when it’s become obvious that, since the Sun is into a lower active period, the Earth is cooling, the very same people will be screaming about the coming Ice Age”

    No Veeshir, they’ll be screaming NOT to stop their activism because of the terrible expected jump in GW whenever the Sun resumes ‘normal service’. 
    This is their religion after all, so the Apocalypse simply must come. It is decreed by Saint Tim and Lord Gore.

    Posted by Barrie on 2008 01 04 at 04:20 PM • permalink

  55. This is complete unscientific crap.

    How did they measure the average temp in 1939?  Where were the thermometers? What was the population?  What was the UHI impact?

    Talk about comparing apples and assholes!  And they didn’t draw this info out of the Granny Smith on their desk.

    It seems to me that science is dead in Oz and it won’t be revived under a commie thugocracy.

    Posted by jlc on 2008 01 04 at 04:34 PM • permalink

  56. 2007 was the hottest year in South Australia, breaking the record set in (wait for it) 1914. 2007 was Victoria’s hottest year, breaking the record held equally by 1988 and ... 1914. Wonder what made it so hot in 1914? No man-made climate change then.

    Posted by Contrail on 2008 01 04 at 06:49 PM • permalink

  57. I for one will be getting in early and buying as much hot (pardon the pun) real estate from Polar Artificial City Offices that I can.

    Location, location, location.

    Posted by Dminor on 2008 01 05 at 02:15 AM • permalink

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