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Leading mind dancer and world observer Mia Handshin closes in on victory:
Labor’s star recruit in the blue-ribbon Liberal stronghold of Sturt, Mia Handshin, is encouraged by a poll putting her within 2 per cent of unseating Christopher Pyne.
Mia is the only 2007 election candidate thus far to win this site’s total support.
I commend the South Australian ALP on finding a candidate who has not been convicted of murder. I see she is involved in witchcraft and the occult, but who isn’t in S.A.
Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 10 05 at 01:03 AM • permalinkThe ALP must think that she’s mana from Kevin, in a mana of speaking ...
Just what we need - another fruitcake Leftist Labor red-head.
Look out, Julia, your position is under challenge…
Posted by Apparatchik on 2007 10 05 at 01:18 AM • permalinkI’m reminded of that song from the good old Dgeneration:
’ Lets go on an astral bushwalk, we’ll walk through the sky above, you bring the water, Ill bring the thermos and we’ll drink from the billy of looooovvvvvve, of looooovvveeee’Some people need their own theme music. her’s would be the ‘chung dukka chung dulkka chung’ of a Hare Krishna troupe.
#16- That’s one impressive portfolio of moonbat organisations, public funding siphons, busybody clavens and straight-out ratbag rabbles; I think she’d be more at home with fearless leader and his pixie patrol than with Kommisar Kev- not enough mongrel in that background, no backstabbing FCU history, no climbing over the fetid corpses of failed functionaries- I reckon the first time Tony Abbott looks at her she’ll burst into tears and flee the chamber (probably thinking the orcs are on to her).
#15
Wot, fairies at the back of the bus, yet again?#15
Very impressive resume, Mz. Handshin, but you seem to have left out your employment history? Really, never had a job? Well colour me fucking purple, stick a toffee apple up my arse and call me surprised.
Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 10 05 at 02:01 AM • permalink#6 The more I see Rudd, the more I think there is something not quite right about his looks. His face reminds me of this, or of a particularly fake looking papier mache movie boulder that you used to see sitting handily next to a cliff in an old cowboy movie.
His speech isn’t right for a provincial Queenslander neither, and his hair looks like it has been manufactured from the first sprouting pubescence of a Bhutanese cashmere goatlet, and wired in by some sweatshop worker in Hunan.
To summarise - he just don’t seem quite right to me, and my suspicion is that he is actually some kind of android manufactured in China.
Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 10 05 at 02:05 AM • permalinkShould have been #15 instead of #16.
What is it with the intellectually challenged and a career in politics? Surely it couldn’t be something so simple as being bereft of talent, ability and endevour, politics offers a ride to wealth and power without the requirement of the aforementioned three assets, normally required for achievement and success?
And I’m not poking fun at the disabled munchkins at that worthy site either, but I reckon they’d be better off if their noisy hangers on put their time into paying attention to their charges rather than rent-seeking, and we’d probably be better off if the special kiddies were put into parliament.
But, but, she’s a graduate of the Institute for Mediation, Negotiation and Conflict Resolution, International Student Symposium, The Hague, 2001, for pity’s sake. What more could you people ask?! Bloody ingrates.
Some people need their own theme music.
Well, it’s a marvelous night for a mind dance
With the stars up above in your eyes
A fantabulous night to make romance
‘Neath the cover of October skiesPosted by Kyda Sylvester on 2007 10 05 at 02:27 AM • permalinkInstitute for Mediation, Negotiation and Conflict Resolution,International Student Symposium, The Hague, 2001, Graduate
Not much of a step up from the ‘Ponds Institute’
Freelance Writer Weekly columnist and contributor to Adelaide Now with The Advertiser Newspaper 1997 – April 2007
Business PrincipalMana of Speaking Facilitation, Speaking and Training Consultancy and Freelance Writing
cf.
Legal Officer Woomera Refugee Detention Centre Legal Outpost, December 2001
That associate job for the barrister could be a pile of crap, or could be busy research work. Cannot be sure.
But if it was crap, then compare her actual employed work (1 month - was it a full month? Did she pike after 1 week at the job? Who knows.) with the “I can spout interesting words” work. Not having a crack at Tim B here, but a weekly columnist putting in 1 column a week is hardly full time employed.
It is seriously possible that this lady with the impressive looking resume has spent 1 week in full-time employment, at a womens’ refugee centre, providing advice on how to fill out forms.
I think she will make an awesome politician!
#21 The more I see Rudd, the more I think there is something not quite right about his looks.
Margos, give him time. Puberty can bring great changes.
Posted by Col. Milquetoast on 2007 10 05 at 04:12 AM • permalinkMia is the only 2007 election candidate thus far to win this site’s total support. -Tim B.
Okay, what’s that mean? Should I get the Diebolds out of storage? Abduct and sequester the opposition candidate in an Ohio pumpkin patch (a la John Kerrey) for two weeks? What, what?
Posted by wronwright on 2007 10 05 at 05:28 AM • permalinkNo need for me to write anything, someone, who may be Mia’s ex singing about her?
The more celebrity candidates the better. Labor’s track record with celebs has made some great theatre. Who can forget Cheryl kernot’s often bizarre performances. And what about Victoria’s Mary Delahunty. What an embarrassment.
And look at poor Peter garrett. Forced to support foresty and now a pulp mill in opposition, he will have to back coal mines, the US alliance and uranium mines in government. His green credentials are so tattered he must be feeling it in the hip pocket (or man purse). No true greenie would be caught dead with a Midnight Oil CD these days
So imagine what it is going to be like with Rudd’s growing collection of airheads and media super stars all vying to get their faces on TV.
#15
Fuck me Roman, she’s been a busy little professional carer shouldering all the burdens of the world. Too bad she’s ignored the greatest threat to the planet.A twit, but still better looking than my local representative.
Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2007 10 05 at 07:17 AM • permalinkWhaddya know, Ash - Mr Blobby has a day job!
Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2007 10 05 at 07:42 AM • permalinkOh we’re cruel, we’re so cruel.
Why does it feel so good?Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2007 10 05 at 07:53 AM • permalinkHalf your luck! Mine looks like he’s been caught halfway through something indecent.
Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2007 10 05 at 08:14 AM • permalinkThere was movement across the nation, for the word had passed around
That the dolt from - oh, we regret - had gone away,
And had joined the wild push causes — she wouldn’t give ground,
So all the hacks had gathered to the fray.
All the tried and noted writers from the nation’s near and far
Had mustered ‘round the fairy full of bite,
For the Bush men love hard writing where the wild push causes are,
And the Right, of course, snuffs the battle with delight.#36 egg- This is the campaign song you’re looking for.
Posted by dean martin on 2007 10 05 at 08:36 AM • permalinkWTF is this she has?
Bachelor of Laws (with Honours) completed 2000
The best known ‘Laws’ in Australia is this bloke.
OK, I can understand some whackjob work-dodging hippy twit like Mia having a degree examining someone who actually works for a living, but how did she get Honours in Laws? Does this mean intensive study or gross perversion of some kind… or maybe a commercial transaction?
Hey, as the lefties like to say, I’m just asking the question….
MarkL
CanberraQuite so, Ash. Got to go, good night all.
Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2007 10 05 at 08:38 AM • permalink
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There’s no need to fear
The ascension of Mia,
She won’t unravel,
From astral travel-
Some say fiddly-dee
To matters of chi,
But the i-ching says vote,
Chris Pyne is a scrote-
To the punters of Sturt,
Be sure it won’t hurt,
You should exclaim yippie,
And elect a dumb hippy.
She could be no more worse,
Than this mitre-free verse,
And while her whiff may cause cack,
She’s not a union hack.