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Aieeee! Hezbollah is attacking us!
(Via Bernie Slattery)
UPDATE. The Reuters version.
No Daniel, I think its priceless. Its difficult to find mirth in the present (or any) conflict, but this effort is better than Monty Python.
Er, did anyone say “Reuters” ?
Posted by Stop Continental Drift! on 2006 08 21 at 11:52 PM • permalinkHow dare they steel our intellectual property rights!
But they do have form, as they were caught using the British (Biggles?) night goggles!
Posted by WeekByWeek on 2006 08 21 at 11:55 PM • permalinkWTF!?!??! You have got to be kidding me.
No, you’re not.
Lame ain’t the word, Daniel. Pathetic is better.
Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2006 08 21 at 11:58 PM • permalinkRE #3, that’s OK, heather. Google “failure liar”, sans quotes. Sez it all.
Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2006 08 22 at 12:01 AM • permalinkBlind Freddy can see that boat has a broken back. You cant do that to a boat that size with any missle I know of. Anti shipping missles typically strike at or near the water line on the side of a boat, creating a big hole that starts a heavy list, usually sinking the boat. (Think USS Cole, 10 or 12 feet lower)
Torpedos on the other hand are designed (these days) to detonate about 5-10 metres UNDER the hull of a ship. This causes a huge hole in the water that cannot support the ships weight. With the front and back of the boat still on water, the ships own weight breaks it in two.
Also notice the smooth decks with all weapons and equipment removed.
Reuters would be so proud…
Posted by The_Wizard_of_WOZ on 2006 08 22 at 12:10 AM • permalinkBernie Slattery nailed the bottom-scraping Phil Adams yet again. As usual, Adams has vented his spleen on Mark Steyn - a journalist of distinction that the grub Adams would not be worthy of tying his shoelaces. Read it here and try not to vomit.
Mmmmm, Mk48 torpedoes give me a boner.
Be that as it may, they are exactly the sort of technology that the corrupt, moribund caliphaptes of the region could never produce themselves.
Can’t these losers even see the reference lines painted on the hull?
Posted by Apparatchik on 2006 08 22 at 12:34 AM • permalinkI reckon you could Photoshop the Japanese surrender on board the USS Missouri to look like the Israelis surrendering to Hezbollah. Just add robes, a bit of headgear, a few beards. Easy.
Change some of the people into the Jewish uniforms from the concentration camps and you’re done. If I get time I’ll have a go myself…
This is easy enough to refute. First we park a target prepped target ship, just like the one in the video, off the coast of Lebanon.
Then we invite all the journos and the hezzie leaders on board to watch, first hand a torpedo strike.That’d convince em all.
When all else fails, practical application demonstrations.
“failure liar” has a new poster child as of today
Posted by MentalFloss on 2006 08 22 at 01:27 AM • permalinkIs Terry “HMAS Torrens” Lane on to this yet?
Posted by Whale Spinor on 2006 08 22 at 01:59 AM • permalink#20 Patricia:
I suspect it has more to do with around 1400 years of having anyone capable of independent thinking removed from the gene pool.
I honestly do not believe that the islamic culture can produce folk that are capable of any real critical thought, except on those rare occasions that do more to prove the concept of mutation.
Dan - nice use of the unsinkable Flat Fatima!
—Nora
Posted by The Thin Man Returns on 2006 08 22 at 02:20 AM • permalinkDan (#15)- beautifully done!
Flat Fatima, the poster girl for the Hezbollah Navy!
Posted by Pedro the Ignorant on 2006 08 22 at 02:49 AM • permalinkBut the standard middle eastern peasant episcopalian will buy it
Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2006 08 22 at 04:06 AM • permalink#15 Dan Lewis,
ROFL!, even my cat is laughing.Posted by Daniel San on 2006 08 22 at 05:11 AM • permalinkcould this be related to weathergirl
Posted by drscroogemcduck on 2006 08 22 at 09:01 AM • permalinkI wish every time some Islamolovin’ greasejob pulls this kind of stunt, our military would box up a barnload of leaflets demonstrating exactly what they’ve done to the truth and drop them all over the Middle East. The MOMEAs love to believe propaganda by their own, but they are also perfectly aware of what liars they all are.
Are you sure it’s not the good French ship “Tête de UNIFIL”?
Posted by andycanuck on 2006 08 22 at 04:25 PM • permalinkReuters is now the new Islamic News Wire Service.
(Do they get funded by Hezzee bol-air?)
Sing song time.. For England as is appears to be Islamic now..unless they start acting upon it..1,2,3.
Rule Islamics!
Islamics now rule the waves.
Islamic Britain never, never, never shall be slaves.The nations, not so blest as thee,
Must in their turn, to tyrants fall,
Must in ,must in, must in their turn, to tyrants fall,
While thou shalt flourish, shalt flourish great and free,
The dread and envy of them all.Rule Britannia!
Britannia rule the waves. Britons never, never, never shall be slaves.
I think they are now.. sorry England you are.1.618
Oh it’s now in Daar-E-Salaam alright. Britain is now a nation of cowering Dhimmis.
The mere thought that a decadent Western infidel, Darrell Hair, should accuse pious, pure Muslims of cheating at cricket has thrown the British media and establishment into an orgy of self-flagellation and faux-outrage in solidarity with their new Islamic masters.
I think you mean “Dar al Islam” murph.
Dar al-Islam (Arabic: دار الإسلام literally house of submission) is a term used to refer to those lands under Muslim government(s). In the conservative tradition of Islam the world is divided into two components: dar al-Islam, the house of submission and dar al-Harb, the house of war.
Dar es Salaam (Arabic: دار السلام [translation: “Abode of Peace”] Dār as-Salām), on the other hand, is the largest city in Tanzania.
Posted by MentalFloss on 2006 08 23 at 05:21 AM • permalink
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Pretty lame Hezbollah, pretty lame.