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Accused wife-shover (and spitter) Carl Tritschler may earn some attention from lefty blogs. Which, if the charges against him are true, will be the least of his problems.

UPDATE. David Dickerson may be in even worse trouble than Republican Tritschler:

David Dickerson, a Democratic candidate for one of the two Maryland Senate seats, was arrested Saturday after police were called to a hospital where his wife claimed she was raped. Dickerson was charged with second-degree rape, second-degree assault and fourth-degree sex offense.

Posted by Tim B. on 07/26/2006 at 05:00 AM
  1. It turns out to be Islamic family values.

    Posted by rhhardin on 2006 07 26 at 05:19 AM • permalink

  2. Sounds like a ragin’ cajun to me. 

    It is always the real jerks who stand up and yell the loudest.  Unfortunately, when someone like this does it, no matter which side it comes from, it doesn’t do the ideas any good.  It is a non sequitur to infer from his actions that the ideas he espoused are therefore invalid, but fallacies do not deter some people.  Of course, one person’s hypocrisy does not invalidate any particular idea, much less a whole philosophy.  It is a disease of ignorance, or deliberate evasion, no matter where it comes from (I prefer to think it is the first, since ignorance can be informed).

    Posted by saltydog on 2006 07 26 at 05:34 AM • permalink

  3. The worst women in the world are American.


    Followed closely by Australian.


    Personally I would trade all Australian women for Thai and Phillipina.


    Get rid of the garbage.


    Poor bastard.


    I know how he feels.


    Fighting all day for Right and Might, only to come home to a Leftie Bitch who accuses him of not washing up the dishes last night and being a complete loser.


    Where can I send my sympathies

    Posted by MarshallD on 2006 07 26 at 05:52 AM • permalink

  4. “The worst women in the world are American/Australian.”

    Reminds me of when Churchill said “Democracy is the worst form of government in the world.
    Except for all the rest of them.”

    How do you tell who has the best women?  Is there a points system or something?

    Posted by The_Wizard_of_WOZ on 2006 07 26 at 06:30 AM • permalink

  5. #4 - No.  Ugly, old Australian men (like, it seems, MarshalID) who can’t pull a local bird prefer Thais and Philippinas because they are submissive, have a reputation of being hot between the sheets and are cheap to maintain. These men end up sadly deluded on all three counts.

    Philippinas, who are often superannuated whores, will tolerate smelly elderly Australians until they’ve got PR status then piss them off and start afresh.

    Rose Porteus would be a good example of the kind.

    Posted by walterplinge on 2006 07 26 at 06:48 AM • permalink

  6. <sits back in favourite comfy chair with a tolerable red wine and awaits the fireworks on this one>

    Posted by Stop Continental Drift! on 2006 07 26 at 06:59 AM • permalink

  7. Come on lads, lets not let give our worst sides an outing, i expect people who talk the talk to walk the walk, this kind of behaviour i expect from the stupid and men of middle eastern appearence.

    Posted by phillip on 2006 07 26 at 07:01 AM • permalink

  8. The worst women in the world are American.

    Followed closely by Australian.

    Personally I would trade all Australian women for Thai and Phillipina.

    Yeah, if only Australian and American women would quit being so independent and instead be nice little penis-washers like so many stupid American and Australian men apparently fantasize Asian women are.

    Though I’ll tell you what, I’ve known a few “mail order brides” that came over here from places like the Phillipines, and it didn’t take them long after being here to drop the submissive servant act and become… American women.

    Prepares self for long boring diatribe from MarshallID on how it’s not the submissiveness but the “enjoyment of her femininity” or some such nonsense that is so appealing about Asian women.

    Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2006 07 26 at 07:15 AM • permalink

  9. How was that, SCD?

    Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2006 07 26 at 07:17 AM • permalink

  10. Marshall sounds somewhat insecure to me and definitely not worth getting steamed up about.

    Posted by Renate on 2006 07 26 at 07:21 AM • permalink

  11. <nods approvingly but keeps eye on exit in case of major incendiary ripost>

    Posted by Stop Continental Drift! on 2006 07 26 at 07:22 AM • permalink

  12. You’re cute when you’re angry, Andrea.

    Posted by Daniel San on 2006 07 26 at 09:38 AM • permalink

  13. escape route…check
    beer supplies…check
    temptation to instinctively rise to another Male of the Species’ defense held firmly in check…check
    emergency cache of chocolate and Baileys in case I’m trapped like a rat…check

    Posted by Blue Hen on 2006 07 26 at 09:52 AM • permalink

  14. #3 probably got a head like a hatful of bums, BO like a bombay dunny & a dick you could only find with tweezers should you be completely deranged enough to want to

    await nilknarf’s response to this tosser with interest

    Posted by KK on 2006 07 26 at 10:03 AM • permalink

  15. what #2 saltydog said.

    as to the rest, eh.

    Posted by Mr. Bingley on 2006 07 26 at 10:16 AM • permalink

  16. Filipina women?  Submissive?  Riiiiiight.  Watched my coworker marry a Filipina gal.  Lovely, charming and tough as a new boot.  He loves that.  Says he’s happy to let her hold his man-card.

    Filipino guy I once worked with said, “Two kinds of Filipina girls.  Nice girls, and Imelda.  My wife?  Imelda…”

    At the bookstore we were discussing the Philippines and I described the people as “Lovely, charming, gracious and hospitable.  Piss them off and they’ll kill you in the blink of an eye and go right back to being lovely, charming, gracious and hospitable.”

    Point-scoring jerk standing there points to one of our regulars and says, “Well, she’s Filipina. How do you feel about that now?”

    And she looks at him and says, “Well, that’s pretty much right…”

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 07 26 at 11:02 AM • permalink

  17. #5, Ah Rose, so so so glad she pissed off to Melburn.

    #8, Its not the ‘submissiveness’ or ‘the “enjoyment of her femininity”’ Andrea; statistically speaking, white guys are bigger than asians in much the same way black guys are bigger than white guys. 
    The inverse is also true.

    But dont forget, a perfect tan and a foreign accent are always sexy…

    Posted by The_Wizard_of_WOZ on 2006 07 26 at 11:06 AM • permalink

  18. I say, what the devil is a “fourth degree sex offense”? Smoking after the act? Seriously, though, I believe these fellows would benefit enormously from being horse-whipped down a public thoroughfare.

    Posted by paco on 2006 07 26 at 11:17 AM • permalink

  19. These are politicians we’re talking about here Paco, they’d probly enjoy that shit…

    But I would also like to know what a ‘4th degree sex offence’ is.  Non Consentual neck nibbling?  A forceful foot rub? 

    Im not trying to down play this, I just cant imagine you need that many kinds of sex offences.

    Posted by The_Wizard_of_WOZ on 2006 07 26 at 11:28 AM • permalink

  20. <sits back in favourite comfy chair with a tolerable red wine and awaits the fireworks on this one>

    OK, first, what married couple hasn’t shoved each other at some point?

    And second, American women are a bundle of neuroses and contradictory expectations/desires/standards. Talk the same way to two of them and one will think you’re a milquetoast and the other will bring you up on charges. When you find a stable one, don’t let her go. Marry her, cherish her, and be thankful you’ll never have to walk in that minefield again.

    Of course, the women who frequent libertarian/conservative blogs are the stable ones, and are all eminently marriageable.  ;-)  Especially that Janice chick (IIRC) who posted a bunch of clever, witty stuff, then vanished. Must be planning her wedding.

    Posted by Dave S. on 2006 07 26 at 11:30 AM • permalink

  21. On a possibly semi-related topic: Little Green Footballs posted a poem written to Hezbollah, by a Berkely grad student (who else?). Iowahawk has responded with ” I love you too Cecilia Lucas” by a member of the Hezbollah poetry club! An American woman apparantly wrote an ‘I love you’ poem to a terrorist group. That’s it, I’ve seen everything.

    Posted by Blue Hen on 2006 07 26 at 11:41 AM • permalink

  22. And second, American women are a bundle of neuroses and contradictory expectations/desires/standards.

    Move over, SCD, and pour me a glass. The zulu spears are going to start flying any minute now.

    Posted by paco on 2006 07 26 at 11:54 AM • permalink

  23. The worst women in the world are American.

    Followed closely by Australian.

    Bad experience, Marshall?  Of course I believe you when you say you’ve had enough experience with women of the world to be able to compare them.  Of course I do.

    Andrea’s right about the mail order brides, though.  I was an Army wife for ten years, and observed The GI Bride up close and personal.  I have seen many an American fighting man laid low.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2006 07 26 at 12:33 PM • permalink

  24. #12, i assume you mean cute like a machine gun!

    Posted by phillip on 2006 07 26 at 12:59 PM • permalink

  25. #4 The worst women in the world are American.
    Followed closely by Australian.
    I really hope you were joking about that one mate.
    Sorry, but what planet are you transmitting from? The only thing that I thought of on every deployment I had overseas was the thought of home & Aussie girls. The only thing that kept me sane whilst deployed were American girls.
    I guess I kind of like a woman who will smack me one if I turn up half cut from a boy’s night out after forgetting our anniversary?
    Unless you dislike the idea of a woman who has the wit to argue a point?

    Posted by 185600 on 2006 07 26 at 01:15 PM • permalink

  26. Oh, and a right hook to match

    Posted by 185600 on 2006 07 26 at 01:16 PM • permalink

  27. May I remind y’all that Lorena Bobbitt was a mail order bride?

    Posted by kiwinews on 2006 07 26 at 01:19 PM • permalink

  28. research links guys, research:

    http://www.americanwomensuck.com

    http://eternalbachelor.blogspot.com/

    http://www.the-niceguy.com/

    http://mirrorofthesoul.blogspot.com/


    these links have been provided as a public service

    Posted by benson swears a lot on 2006 07 26 at 01:36 PM • permalink

  29. Andrea doesn’t need a Zulu spear.  She just did all that damage with her bare hands.

    Posted by Achillea on 2006 07 26 at 03:01 PM • permalink

  30. WTF is going on in Maryland?  And to think I thought the fellow bringing the druggies from rehab to hold signs up at his rally was odd…wooh.

    Posted by Major John on 2006 07 26 at 04:49 PM • permalink

  31. Here is one for the Record.


    And quite a Record it is.


    This bloke is 81 years old. He started on the Filipinas (18+) 20 years ago. He is currently up to his 25th Filipina. Used to have one holiday per year in the Phillipines where every costs a 1c or thereabouts. Currently visits there every couple of months (great travel diary)

    In the Phiilipines, any 18 year old up the duff ceases to become marriage material ( a cultural thing!) and immediately becomes available for dirty old men in Australia.


    Some of these are beauties by any standards (compare that rwdg beauty queen photo a few posts above this!!!!! Christ)


    He is having a whale of a time.


    Now where else can an 81 year old meet, mate and bed 18 year old good looking girls on such a serial basis. Definitely not amongst the anglo saxon population feminata of Australia who are more concerned about their damn rights and feminist issues, and any other issues for that matter- women always have issues- how many times have you heard that)


    This bloke is a HERO.


    Yes and he is a rwdg.

    Posted by MarshallD on 2006 07 26 at 06:49 PM • permalink

  32. #27

    Hmm, has ‘bobbitt’ entered the vernacular for the act of, well, bobbin’ it?

    MarshallD, you really have been hurt, haven’t you?

    Posted by kae on 2006 07 26 at 06:51 PM • permalink

  33. #31

    Well, if he had buckets of money Anna Nicole is prolly available. She likes them ‘matured’.

    Posted by kae on 2006 07 26 at 06:54 PM • permalink

  34. This bloke is 81 years old. He started on the Filipinas (18+) 20 years ago. He is currently up to his 25th Filipina.

    In other words, he treats women like they were used cars.  Not to be all feminazi or anything.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2006 07 26 at 07:07 PM • permalink

  35. Andrea more than makes up for any perceived shortcomings of American females…

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2006 07 26 at 07:14 PM • permalink

  36. Bad experience, Marshall?

    I suspect MarshallD’s experience was nowhere near as bad as hers…

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 07 26 at 07:35 PM • permalink

  37. I say, what the devil is a “fourth degree sex offense”?

    Well, since 2nd degree leaves blisters and 3rd degree actually cooks the tissues, I expect 4th degree just snaps the damn thing right off.

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 07 26 at 07:36 PM • permalink

  38. If this has been said before, my apologies:

    Umm, MarshalD, some of the best Men in the world…(wait for it)

    ...are WOMEN! AMERICAN and AUSTRALIAN WOMEN!

    Of course, the best MEN in the world are AMERICAN and AUSTRALIAN, too! In my (seldom) humble opinion, anyway.

    There are exceptions - which, as in grammar, prove the rule.

    Posted by KC on 2006 07 26 at 08:04 PM • permalink

  39. #37, LMAO, Richard!  And ow.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2006 07 26 at 08:46 PM • permalink

  40. Well, MarshallID, if people like that 81 year old pervert are your heroes, then you’re scummier than I thought.

    Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2006 07 26 at 10:43 PM • permalink

  41. #14KK, my first response to MarshallID’s sad little rant was:
    YAY! I WIN! seeing as I’m dual Aussie/Seppo citizen.

    Apart from that, I reckon you’re pretty spot on.

    As for Marshall’s mate the 81 year old Uncle Pervy, he reminds me of a bloke I had the misfortune of being acquainted with a few years back.

    He is 60+, his idea of casting for a film involves getting young girls to get their clothes off and let him squeeze their breasts, he took nude photos of his sister and her daughter until said daughter told him where to get off (she was 16, and he’d been snapping her naked for years). He is a loathesome, vile creature.

    And he goes to nudist beaches and likes to be “natural”.

    As for Thai and Filipinas? Man, you’ve been living under a rock for, like, ever!

    Posted by Nilknarf Arbed on 2006 07 27 at 03:20 AM • permalink

  42. #37, Richard, goddamya but you made me spit a fresh Pepsi all over the place.  And I’m in the rack for the night.  And my hubby is asleep.  Now I have to lay here in the cold damp.  It’s all your fault.  Thanks for the big laugh of the day. 

    MarshallD, you are childish.  Grown up women find childishness damned unattractive in a grown man.  That is why your hero is on his 25th woman in 20 years.  You lack even the modicum of maturity it takes to be ashamed of whining about such things in public.

    Posted by saltydog on 2006 07 27 at 04:15 AM • permalink

  43. #25 He’s not joking he’s a gen-oo-ine turd.

    Posted by crash on 2006 07 27 at 08:45 AM • permalink

  44. #37 richard:

    Whew! Another reason I’m glad Mr. Happy is a law-abidin’ citizen.

    Posted by paco on 2006 07 27 at 09:16 AM • permalink

  45. Deadish thread, but really, MarshallD.  If you want a bloweup doll, just go and buy one, mmmkay?

    Posted by ushie on 2006 07 27 at 06:33 PM • permalink

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