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Just as well Bolty is back, because I’m out of here until mid-August.

(Not entirely; there’ll be occasional posts meantime, and the column never sleeps.)

(Admin note, July 31, 2007: sorry folks, forgot I had set comments to close after five days. Since you all (well, most of you all) seemed to be having such fun, I’ve extended the comment expiration to ten days. Andrea Harris, Administrator.)

Posted by Tim B. on 07/26/2007 at 10:21 AM
  1. That said, I was almost sure that I was bigger than some of the houses we went into today.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 30 at 03:23 PM • permalink

  2. #238 What the??? What are they doing with pictures of my wife? (Don’t answer that, I KNOW what they’re DOING with the pictures, I just want to know how they got them?) I had them safely stashed in an envelope under the matress, next to my money.
    Hey! Where’s my MONEY!!!!!

    Still think it’s funny to pass out drunk round heah, bo’?

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 07 30 at 03:25 PM • permalink

  3. #2 Don’t worry mate, I still have all the pics.

    For an acceptable price, I’ll hand ‘em over.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 30 at 03:26 PM • permalink

  4. *sigh*

    With friends like these, who needs Bryan Law…

    And they said there was honor amongst minions. Liars.

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 07 30 at 03:29 PM • permalink

  5. I need two small candles, some black shoe polish and a cantelope. No time to explain,  gotta run.  Be back later.

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 07 30 at 03:31 PM • permalink

  6. #4 Hey! It’s not like I sold them for $0.50, like others wanted to do.

    It’s only right that I let you raise the money first!

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 30 at 03:31 PM • permalink

  7. #5 Ok, sounds like fun. They’re all yours!

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 30 at 03:32 PM • permalink

  8. I had a particularly long and boring meeting with our attorneys today, so I was finally able to knock off another Detective Paco story. But I have to cut and paste some stuff from a file on my home computer, so it won’t be out until tonight. In this exciting episode, Detective Paco (with an unexpected assist from Sheila’s mom)trails Islamic Rage Boy, with some peculiar results.

    Posted by paco on 2007 07 30 at 03:44 PM • permalink

  9. Orright, I have assignments I’d like to get done before the baby is born.

    One is on the bush, and how life was back in the 1890s. It was tough, but they did it, somehow.

    Problem is, a lot of Aussies don’t consider me Aussie because I came here when I was 11, about 10 years ago. Thus, finding out how it was is difficult, because they think I know.

    I guess I just have to nurse Ember and guess.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 30 at 03:45 PM • permalink

  10. #8 I can’t wait, Detective Paco!

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 30 at 03:46 PM • permalink

  11. Oh, good!  A Detective Paco story to look forward to!  Eagerly awaiting.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2007 07 30 at 04:17 PM • permalink

  12. Geez Louise, I thought I’d stop by to see what kind of hell everyone was raising since Tim left you to yourselves, but I sure as hell am not going to read six pages worth of drunken blather.  No offense intended.  I’m sure that it is very interesting drunken blather, as always.  I’ll just wait quietly here in the corner, with my Brandy and cigar, and wait or Det. Paco to show up with his latest and greatest.

    Posted by saltydog on 2007 07 30 at 04:17 PM • permalink

  13. Oh good!  A good read while I sit here at work tonight… waiting

    Posted by missred on 2007 07 30 at 04:27 PM • permalink

  14. A Detective Paco story is coming?  EXCELLENT! 

    Ash, that assignment sounds extremely interesting - not at all like the crud I’m slogging through at the moment.  History is great, especially when you think about all the modern conveniences (the ones the Goracle and his ilk want to seize from the grubby paws of the unwashed masses) that folks a hundred years ago would cheerfully have given up a limb, or at least several digits, to have had. 

    I’m currently finishing up a pile of mind-numbing paperwork required of me now that I’ve completed my advanced community practice/diabetes education rotation (I’m in the final year of pharmacy school, studying to become a professional pill-pusher).  I love the rotations, but am not so fond of the accompanying busywork.  Bleah.

    Posted by Blue State Sil on 2007 07 30 at 04:59 PM • permalink

  15. It’s not April 1. Is it?

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 30 at 05:14 PM • permalink

  16. I’ve been carrying around a digital camera wherever I go for the last week or so looking to photograph evidence of Paco Industries infilitration into the Fatherland, but he’s a cagey one that Paco. I know I’ll find something soon, I can feel it.
    Once I do capture some photos, I would normally just email them to Tim.  Since he’s abandoned us like redheaded step-children I’ll have to post them somewhere. Maybe that place that Kae uses, Photocomode or some such.

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 07 30 at 05:23 PM • permalink

  17. #15, thanks for the laughs, Kae!

    Posted by missred on 2007 07 30 at 05:25 PM • permalink

  18. #12 Yes salty, we’ve run the gamit. 7 pages of news flashes, personal triumphs, tragedies, fights, drunken yahoolery, painful honesty, songs out the wahzoo and the like.
    There, I’ve just saved you the trouble of having to wade though all of it. 
      Now where’s Paco with that story??? It’s coming up on 12am and I’m starting to yawn. But I’m a disciplined soldier whose been trained on how to go without much sleep. Why, I can stay awake for days on en…......ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 07 30 at 05:28 PM • permalink

  19. Ash_ - 250 - previous page - the high school kids are trouble in EVERY place!

    We live miles from schools but the kids live everywhere, so don’t worry about it.

    mmm limitless budget - if I wasn’t married ...

    ;)

    Posted by peter m on 2007 07 30 at 05:36 PM • permalink

  20. #15 Kae: Sounds a bit like Dick Smith’s idea of towing icebergs from Antarctica.
    Maybe, the bladders will arrive at Tugun on 01/04/08.
    Here is a better idea for them; hang the bladders from hot-air balloons and wait for a northerly. The winds are faster than the sea currents and the water might get here before we run out around September.

    Posted by Skeeter on 2007 07 30 at 05:38 PM • permalink

  21. #15 Float giant sacks of fresh water using the East Australian Current. Cheaper than a pipeline or desalinization station.


    *blink*blink*

    Giant sacks all right I’ll bet. Giant sacks of weed that Ian Edmonds has been smoking. Did he get paid for coming up with this?

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 07 30 at 05:38 PM • permalink

  22. #19 Yeah, that limitless budget thing kinda caught my eye and imagination as well.  Did you win the lottery or something Ash?

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 07 30 at 05:40 PM • permalink

  23. Put Aussie convicts to work digging a canal from Tully River to Tugun. Cheaper than a pipeline or a desalinization station. Faster than a floating water sack.

    OK, where’s my check?

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 07 30 at 05:44 PM • permalink

  24. Cruising Bolta’s, I found this spiked online link Measuring the Political Temperature. Bolt used it to kosh the terrifying scenario of GW outlined on ACA.

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 30 at 06:00 PM • permalink

  25. Oops, further to #24, it’s a slapdown of Mark Lynas’ book Six Degrees.

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 30 at 06:02 PM • permalink

  26. Given the ratings for everything to do with global warming, it’s understandable that tabloid TV has gone for the apocalyptic scenario.

    They were never going to run a well measured scientific assessment.

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 07 30 at 06:34 PM • permalink

  27. Margos, I thought the trees bursting into flames were pretty spectacular as I walked out of the room to find something else to do… was some of the footage from An Inconvenient Troof? (which I haven’t seen)

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 30 at 06:43 PM • permalink

  28. I didn’t see the ACA story kae - but let’s keep fingers crossed that Australia never sees the scourge of bushfires, which pretty much never happened in this country before global warming.

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 07 30 at 07:05 PM • permalink

  29. From kae’s (broken) link:

    Lynas describes his ‘visions of a sustainable Britain’, which includes a ‘quieter, slower life, where people take more time when travelling and travel less’. In Six Degrees, he says that in the low-carbon society we would finally realise that ‘our planet is a unique gift…which we are indescribably privileged to be born into’.

    The low-carbon society is above all calm.

    Ayn Rand summed it up back in the 1950’s, when she had one of her antagonists in Atlas Shrugged pleading/demanding all the successful people to slow down, let everyone catch their breaths.

    I’ve always thought that was a particularly insightful observation. The fundamental difference between Lefties and Normals - the Lefties are slower. In every way.

    Posted by Dminor on 2007 07 30 at 07:06 PM • permalink

  30. Nice rant, Texas Bob.

    I’m home today, so anyone can feel free to rant and I’ll be reading it.

    And if I haven’t said it before (it’s been real hectic the last couple of weeks and no time for TimBlair and co), welcome back, RebeccaH, and good to see you still kicking.

    Posted by Nilknarf Arbed on 2007 07 30 at 07:10 PM • permalink

  31. And what’s this criticism about A Current Affair? Impeccable journalism, I say.

    Posted by Dminor on 2007 07 30 at 07:10 PM • permalink

  32. Stinky busted Lynas slap linky here

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 30 at 07:10 PM • permalink

  33. #28
    Yeah, I hear bushfires can be pretty tough, though never actually seeing one in Aus, it’s hard to imagine.

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 30 at 07:12 PM • permalink

  34. #29 Yes, it is the same old arguement. Everyone slow down. Stop consuming. Cut back. Stay home. Everyone do nothing.

    Everyone except them, that is. Total, definative text-book hypocrisy.
    I’m with Joss Stone. Keep the limo running and the heater cranked up. Al Gore can kiss my uber-consuming lilly white ass. If energy is abundant enough for him to waste, there’s enough for the rest of us too.

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 07 30 at 07:14 PM • permalink

  35. Uh oh. Heh. I e:mailed the story from work to my home e:mail and it doesn’t seem to have arrived. Not sure what the problem is. I may need to e:mail the part I did at home to my work e:mail and THEN post it tomorrow (I wonder if J.K. Rowling ever has this problem?). In any event, you better go on to bed, T-Bob. It’s not like you’ll wake up tomorrow and be reading all over the internet how the story came out.

    Posted by paco on 2007 07 30 at 07:14 PM • permalink

  36. Bushfires are those things they have in California, no?

    Posted by Dminor on 2007 07 30 at 07:14 PM • permalink

  37. #30 Thanks Nilk, just had to get it off my chest. All better now.

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 07 30 at 07:15 PM • permalink

  38. #35
    Paco. Paco. Paco. Don’t tantalise and then not deliver!


    #36
    Yes, D, I think that’s where I’ve seen those bushfire thingies before. They do look bad. Good thing we’ve never had them here.
    Like droughts and floods and cyclones that we never had before AGW oops Climate Change.

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 30 at 07:17 PM • permalink

  39. Awwwwwwwwwww!
    Do I haaaaaaaave too????
    Great. No bedtime story.
    Again.

    pads off down the hall in his footy pajamas

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 07 30 at 07:18 PM • permalink

  40. #38 I better go carbon neutral then (sounds like a euphamism for suicide, doesn’t it?) cos I don’t want any of those.

    Posted by Dminor on 2007 07 30 at 07:18 PM • permalink

  41. That reminds me, there’s an excellent old Marty Robbins tune you can check out some time (when you’re having an ethnic music craving) called Prairie Fire. It’s in the W portion of the C&W genre.

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 07 30 at 07:21 PM • permalink

  42. In California they are known as brushfires. We take the r out of arse and put it in bush.

    Posted by dean martin on 2007 07 30 at 07:22 PM • permalink

  43. Rock a bye Bobby
    On the tank’s top.
    When the horn blows,
    The army will rock.

    When the line breaks,
    The en’my will fall.
    And down will come Islam,
    Martyrs and all.

    Posted by Dminor on 2007 07 30 at 07:22 PM • permalink

  44. I tried that low-carbon diet once. It didn’t work for me. Gave me gas and a peculiar hankering for patchouli oil and tie-die t-shirts.

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 07 30 at 07:24 PM • permalink

  45. 37 TB

    Finally your chest is clear. It pays to take the medication(s) you were taking. In fact I’ve taken similar medication(s) and have for years….:).

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 07 30 at 07:25 PM • permalink

  46. #42 I think Bushfire is the name of that porno movie El Cid keeps going on about.

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 07 30 at 07:25 PM • permalink

  47. #46 Or Michael Moore’s next doco.

    Posted by Dminor on 2007 07 30 at 07:28 PM • permalink

  48. 35 paco

    Well hell, you’re a Detective, solve the mystery…lol.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 07 30 at 07:28 PM • permalink

  49. #42 And BTW Dean, that second sentence of yours sounds particularly naughty. Nice job!

    #43 Thanks for that Dminor, my old drill sergeant couldn’t have done a better job.

    #45 Yeah, it cleared the chest pretty good. But the problem is that it cleared most of the brain cells, colon, etc.

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 07 30 at 07:29 PM • permalink

  50. OH…and I found the damn camera you people had installed in my Explorer, so enjoy the past flicks.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 07 30 at 07:31 PM • permalink

  51. #47 Yeah and if he got his way it would be Bushfired.

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 07 30 at 07:32 PM • permalink

  52. #50 Oh yeah?  Which one?

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 07 30 at 07:33 PM • permalink

  53. You know, I meant camera. As in which on….

    Oh nevermind. That’s about the 5th joke I’ve screwed up today.

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 07 30 at 07:34 PM • permalink

  54. 49

    But the problem is that it cleared most of the brain cells, colon, etc.

    Who needs brain cells? Colon, never use it, makes me smell, well to pretty.

    etc. I’ve never had the stuff…what does it taste like?

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 07 30 at 07:35 PM • permalink

  55. No Detective Paco story? sobs copious tears

    Posted by missred on 2007 07 30 at 07:36 PM • permalink

  56. etc. I’ve never had the stuff…what does it taste like?

    Alot like that r that Dean Martin took out of arse. Geez, I hope he washed it before he stuck in the bush.

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 07 30 at 07:37 PM • permalink

  57. Apologies if this has already been posted, but I like the sound of this:

    The machine is the size of a football field and can produce light that is a million times brighter than the sun.

    Eat that, Earth Hour luvvies!

    Posted by Ian Deans on 2007 07 30 at 07:37 PM • permalink

  58. Is it just me, or is Grimmy conspicuous in his absence?

    Posted by Nilknarf Arbed on 2007 07 30 at 07:41 PM • permalink

  59. I’m trying to wrap my brain around light that is a million times brighter than the sun.  How can this be? How in the heck could you tell? It could be 500K brighter and I wouldn’t notice the difference from 1M brighter, I bet. And what do we need to illuminate so brightly?

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 07 30 at 07:41 PM • permalink

  60. #58 No Nilk, it’s not just you. I was wondering the same thing a couple of hours ago. As well as where 91B30 is.

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 07 30 at 07:43 PM • permalink

  61. I look better in candlelight

    Posted by missred on 2007 07 30 at 07:44 PM • permalink

  62. #61 My wife thinks I’m sexier with the lights out. I’ve got a face made for radio.

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 07 30 at 07:45 PM • permalink

  63. I have to share this…

    Kevin Rudd called Julia Gillard into his office one day and said, “Julia I
    have a great idea! We are going to go
    all out to win the country voters.”


    “Good idea Opposition Leader, how will we go about it?” said Julia.


    “Well,” said Rudd, “we’ll get ourselves one of those DrizaBone coats, some
    RM Williams boots, a stick and an Akubra hat, oh and a Blue Cattle Dog.
    Then we will really look the part. We’ll go to a typical old outback country
    pub; we will show we really enjoy the bush.”


    “Right,” said Julia. Days later, all kitted out and with the requisite blue
    heeler, they set off from Canberra in a westerly direction.


    Eventually they arrived at just the place they were looking for and found a
    typical outback pub and walked in up to the bar with the dog.


    “G’day mate,” said Rudd, to the bartender, “two middies of your best beer.”


    “Good afternoon Opposition Leader,” said the bartender, “two middies of our
    best coming up”.


    Gillard and Rudd stood leaning on the bar drinking their beer, chatting, and
    nodding now and again to those who came into the bar for a drink. The dog
    lay quietly at their feet.


    All of a sudden, the door from the adjacent bar opened and in came a
    grizzled old stockman, complete with stock whip. He walked up to the cattle
    dog, lifted its tail with the whip and looked underneath, shrugged his
    shoulders and walked back to the other bar.  A few moments later, in came
    another old stockman with his whip. He walked up to the dog and lifted its
    tail, looked underneath, scratched his head and went back to the other bar.
    Over the course of the next hour or so another four or five stockmen came in
    and, lifted the dogs tail and went away looking puzzled.


    Eventually, Rudd and Gillard could stand it no longer and called the Barman
    over.


    “Tell me,” said Rudd, “why did all those old stockmen come in and look under
    the dog’s tail like that? Is it an old outback custom?”


    “Strewth no!” said the barman. “It’s just that someone went ‘n told ‘em
    there was a cattle dog in this bar with two arseholes!”

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 30 at 07:46 PM • permalink

  64. sorry about the formatting.

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 30 at 07:48 PM • permalink

  65. #63 Hee Hee! Nice one Kae!

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 07 30 at 07:49 PM • permalink

  66. The machine is the size of a football field and can produce light that is a million times brighter than the sun.

    Ahh, they got the idea from AlGore.

    Now Al can put his trousers back on.

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 30 at 07:50 PM • permalink

  67. #63 Good one Kae ;D

    Posted by missred on 2007 07 30 at 07:52 PM • permalink

  68. #15 Kae, why not just use obsolete oil carriers. They can be cleaned out and they can drift along in the current and then power in and unload and then steam back upstream.

    But where is this fresh water coming from?

    Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2007 07 30 at 07:53 PM • permalink

  69. Morning Tim Tam, Morning all!! ((ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!) Ground hog day!

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 07 30 at 07:56 PM • permalink

  70. #68 Some pristine river according to the article. Oh yeah, the Tully River.
    Well Ozonians, is it pristine?

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 07 30 at 07:57 PM • permalink

  71. #58 Grimmy is out visiting places, and doing stuff. Some of it may be interesting to some folk, most if it boring, even to him.

    #63 that made some letters come out.

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 07 30 at 07:57 PM • permalink

  72. #68
    It’s not MY harebrained scheme!

    The water’ll come from Tully. Tully gets the most rain in Australia. Here’s some info on Tully, home of the Big Gumboot.

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 30 at 07:57 PM • permalink

  73. Morning Margos x

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 07 30 at 07:58 PM • permalink

  74. Well looky there! It’s Jack’s #3 pet-peeve.
    Morning 1.618!

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 07 30 at 07:58 PM • permalink

  75. Tex, pristine?

    Fish f**k in it.
    Adventurous tourists whitewater raft in it.
    Some people have died in it.

    Yeah, it’s pristine.

    (RAOTFLMAO)

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 30 at 07:59 PM • permalink

  76. Hey 1.6. I hear that Tim’s column never sleeps. Can you confirm?

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 07 30 at 07:59 PM • permalink

  77. Hope you’re well. Hi Rebecca hope you’re getting better as well.

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 07 30 at 08:00 PM • permalink

  78. Margos, confirmation yes.

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 07 30 at 08:02 PM • permalink

  79. #57 Hey, the Canadian version can fry baby seals at 50 paces.

    Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2007 07 30 at 08:02 PM • permalink

  80. Thanks 1.6, I thought there had to be something going for him.

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 07 30 at 08:03 PM • permalink

  81. #75 I figured as much Kae.  Tell it to that dope smoking Edmonds dude. Looks like he didn’t get the memo.

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 07 30 at 08:03 PM • permalink

  82. null

    Margos, post at this bolt blogg so we can have some fun.. I want to be the chopper chick…(i’ll post some helicopter stufff)

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 07 30 at 08:03 PM • permalink

  83. The Big Gumboot, Tully.

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 30 at 08:03 PM • permalink

  84. Mmmmm Canadian Bacon!
    I also wondered how come it tastes so good. I never knew baby seal was so yummy. I’d have been bashing their heads in years ago.

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 07 30 at 08:05 PM • permalink

  85. This is 1.618 reporting live from the Bolt helicopter with Pilot margos maid with me.

    “Margos, there’s alot of heavy blogging here on the page 3 freeway, can you see any road spelling accidents?”

    This is what “ll post.. there

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 07 30 at 08:05 PM • permalink

  86. #59 I think the report really meant a million times more intense than the Sun. Even then, it’s not specified whether that is at the Sun’s surface or the Earth’s .. or Pluto’s.

    The SUn is immensely brighter than we perceive as we only get a little bit of its radiation output.

    Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2007 07 30 at 08:05 PM • permalink

  87. Margos guess what?

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 07 30 at 08:06 PM • permalink

  88. Busy this morning 1.6 - I’ll have to take a raincheck on that. Perhaps one of your other many friends can go for a ride today.

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 07 30 at 08:06 PM • permalink

  89. Well, it’s my birthday tomorrow and I received an early present today. Guess what I got?

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 07 30 at 08:06 PM • permalink

  90. Oh okay, what, 1.6?

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 07 30 at 08:06 PM • permalink

  91. #75

    Though you must remember that getting that much rain it sort of flushes itself out pretty quickly.

    The plan is to build a pipeline from the north down to the south-east of Queensland to harvest the monsoon water which drowns the top end in the wet season. It’d be easier, and more reliable.

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 30 at 08:07 PM • permalink

  92. Ok, well I received a birthday cheque for $5000 dollars as a present.

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 07 30 at 08:08 PM • permalink

  93. #60 and Mentalfloss hasn’t been around foraw while.

    Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2007 07 30 at 08:08 PM • permalink

  94. Sounds like the work of the new and improved Preposterously Amplified Candle-watt Output flashlight and bottle opener ($9.95US from Pacoco Ltd.)

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 07 30 at 08:09 PM • permalink

  95. I also have received a beautiful pair of earings.

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 07 30 at 08:09 PM • permalink

  96. My Father gave it to me as a pressy.

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 07 30 at 08:10 PM • permalink

  97. pressie

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 07 30 at 08:11 PM • permalink

  98. Nice going 1.6. That should keep you in chopper fuel for a while. We’ll definitely celebrate tomorrow.

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 07 30 at 08:11 PM • permalink

  99. A happy b was all I really wanted.

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 07 30 at 08:12 PM • permalink

  100. My father gave me a potato for my birthday once.

    It was a happy day.

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 07 30 at 08:12 PM • permalink

  101. ok, margos have a good day.

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 07 30 at 08:13 PM • permalink

  102. Happy Birthday 1.618

    22 or 23?

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 07 30 at 08:13 PM • permalink

  103. tex, as long as you can make potato faces that would be fun…LOl I love potatoes

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 07 30 at 08:15 PM • permalink

  104. #103 1.6 Oh, I made some faces all right.

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 07 30 at 08:15 PM • permalink

  105. LOL.

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 07 30 at 08:18 PM • permalink

  106. Best birthday present I ever got?

    A birdbath for my garden from my friendly neighbours across the street.

    There was something else, I thought of it the other day, it wasn’t expensive it was simple, but I can’t remember it right now.

    I loved the mother’s day card I got from my ex-housemate. (The daugher I never had.)

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 30 at 08:20 PM • permalink

  107. Ummm, MM would you mind if I asked you to keep your hands on the chopper controls?

    I mean I know you have your Mae West on…Well maybe not ON, ON…but with you in the chopper.

    NEWS JUST IN...Reports of a chopper flying erratically…film at 11.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 07 30 at 08:21 PM • permalink

  108. My best present was the Martin D-15 guitar my wife bought me.

    2nd best was the Taylor T-5 she bought me.

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 07 30 at 08:21 PM • permalink

  109. What are some of the best/most touching gifts anyone here’s received? Not talking expense, necessarily.

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 30 at 08:22 PM • permalink

  110. #41, TB, I heard recently that Marty Robbins wrote El Paso while a teen-ager on a car trip with his parents (traveling across Texas northwest to some lesser state). It was his brother telling the story, I think.

    Posted by Retread on 2007 07 30 at 08:23 PM • permalink

  111. And why it was the best/most touching.
    We need to know that.

    Was the guitar something that you always wanted?

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 30 at 08:24 PM • permalink

  112. Uggg! Its 2:23am and I’ve got to get up at 6:30. Better hit the rack for a bit. I’ll take a quick peek when I get up and see what has happened.
    Goodnight Everybody!

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 07 30 at 08:24 PM • permalink

  113. LOL wow Kae birdbaths are wonderful. I feed the little doves that come to visit me.

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 07 30 at 08:25 PM • permalink

  114. My old boss usually had his wife pick the gifts he gave me for birthday, christmas and secretary’s day.  She was out of town for one secretary’s day, so he went out to his garden and picked me the loveliest bouquet.  I think that gift touched my heart more than any other I have ever received.

    Posted by missred on 2007 07 30 at 08:25 PM • permalink

  115. This present is like getting the governments baby bonus (4,000) but without having a baby!

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 07 30 at 08:26 PM • permalink

  116. #110 Never heard that beofre, I’d like to check it out. Got a link?

    #111 Oh yes. It was one that I had been eyeing for a long time, but didn’t think I could justify laying down that much money on myself. She saved up and suprised me with it. I take it with me everywhere I go. (except Iraq. Too dry. I bought a cheapy to take there)

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 07 30 at 08:27 PM • permalink

  117. good night TB

    Posted by missred on 2007 07 30 at 08:27 PM • permalink

  118. #116 TB, sorry, no link. It was on one of the Discovrey Channels, Biography, probably. Same docu indicated he wrote quite alot of his best songs in his teens/early twenties, which surprised me because the lyrics show a depth of insight not usually expected of one so young.

    Posted by Retread on 2007 07 30 at 08:33 PM • permalink

  119. Tex, sometimes they are the best gifts, the ones that show that the giver cares and has been taking notice of us. Not because they are expensive, but because they are something we really really want, but won’t get for ourselves, for one reason or another.

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 30 at 08:36 PM • permalink

  120. Have a great night, Texas Bob.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 07 30 at 08:36 PM • permalink

  121. Missred, yes, that would be a wonderful gift. Especially as he got them himself! Out of his own garden.

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 30 at 08:36 PM • permalink

  122. Hi Retread.

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 07 30 at 08:40 PM • permalink

  123. Bye TEX

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 07 30 at 08:40 PM • permalink

  124. My bestest gift…well two three. First, my daughter. Second, my son. Third, seeing them together after 20 years of separation.

    Make that four gifts. The day the person that made that separation occur, died.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 07 30 at 08:41 PM • permalink

  125. Hi, 1.6

    #124, El Cid, that sounds like a tale of more than meets the eye.

    Posted by Retread on 2007 07 30 at 08:44 PM • permalink

  126. Happy birthday 1.618!

    Best present I ever got was a gorgeous baby, born on my birthday.  Also the loveliest wrapped gift ever…

    Posted by ChrisPer on 2007 07 30 at 08:54 PM • permalink

  127. Retread

    My friend, there are more true tales, then are eyes to meet.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 07 30 at 08:59 PM • permalink

  128. Oh, my bad manners…Happy Birthday 1.618.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 07 30 at 09:01 PM • permalink

  129. Have a great day/evening/afternoon/or whatever, all.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 07 30 at 09:04 PM • permalink

  130. 126 - ditto, though mine ran 20 days late - typical female!

    * runs!!

    Posted by peter m on 2007 07 30 at 09:05 PM • permalink

  131. The present that touched me most was made by my youngest brother when he was about 9 years old. It was a drawing of my property, including not just the house but the outbuildings, well cover and vegetable garden down to the stalks of corn, peas and runner beans. Oh, and the wild berry patch over in the far corner. Besides the people, he included the dog and cats, too.

    #127, glad you got to see them together again. That doesn’t always happen as I know from experience.

    Posted by Retread on 2007 07 30 at 09:09 PM • permalink

  132. Pardon my french, but it appears that the coral of the Great Barrier Reef is buggered no matter what, look!

    You know, I just can’t understand how the coral has survived for so long under these dreadful conditions.

    Old site, however it’s in the news now. Cold causes coral bleaching, too.

    We’re all gonna die!

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 30 at 09:10 PM • permalink

  133. #131

    Another special gift. My friend’s son chose a piece of wood which they sanded and polished and made into a key rack. It’s lovely. It’s another special gift.

    However, it’s never been used as my ex-husband wouldn’t put it up for me. He said it was tacky.

    That’s why he’s my ex. Well, one of the reasons.

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 30 at 09:16 PM • permalink

  134. Night, Texas.

    I will fess up to liking Marty Robbins. You can blame my mum for that. And for Ray Charles.

    Posted by Nilknarf Arbed on 2007 07 30 at 09:18 PM • permalink

  135. #133, tacky gifts are often best. My mother was given a pair of (tacky) earrings by another brother for Christmas the year he was seven, picked out, he said because the pearls were so big! She wore them now and then until he was a grown man, probably still has them.

    In your place, I’d have put up that key rack as soon as the ex was out the door!

    Posted by Retread on 2007 07 30 at 09:22 PM • permalink

  136. #135
    It’s in the cupboard, when I get my new house it’s going up.
    I wanted him to put up near the front door, however there’s a power wire in the wall there and I don’t want to muck around with that. And I have another key rack I use which is double-sided taped to the wall.

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 30 at 09:26 PM • permalink

  137. My friend’s son was about 4 years old. He’s 13 now.

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 30 at 09:27 PM • permalink

  138. #134 I blame my mom for Burl Ives. And I confess to buying a few of his songs from iTunes last weekend.

    Posted by Retread on 2007 07 30 at 09:28 PM • permalink

  139. Happy birthday, 1.618!

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 07 30 at 09:31 PM • permalink

  140. El Cid’s got a good point; Det. Paco ought to be able to track down his own e:mail.

    However, he’s decided to hit the hay. I’ll post the thing from work tomorrow morning. And I do apologize; I mean, this is why Tim pays me the big bucks.

    Posted by paco on 2007 07 30 at 09:32 PM • permalink

  141. Did somebody say it’s 1.618’s birthday? Many happy returns of the day, my dear!

    Posted by paco on 2007 07 30 at 09:34 PM • permalink

  142. #140

    I mean, this is why Tim pays me the big bucks.

    Wha? What? Here’s me thinking you did it for love, not money.

    *sigh*

    my illusions are shattered.

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 30 at 09:34 PM • permalink

  143. Just dropped by to wish 1.618 a happy birthday
    (MASSIVE SMOOCHIES!!!)
    and steal that joke about Kruddy and the Gillmonster.

    Have fun, people!

    Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2007 07 30 at 09:38 PM • permalink

  144. A Martin D-15 is a beautiful guitar, you are a lucky man, Texas Bob.

    I once saw a pristine 70’s model Martin D-28 for sale in a country music store for $2000 and near as dammit sold my car to buy it, but changed my mind, being a responsible young man back in those days.

    I have been kicking myself ever since. Cars come and go, but a Martin is forever.

    Posted by Pedro the Ignorant on 2007 07 30 at 09:40 PM • permalink

  145. Comment 1622? Whose keeping score?
    Like at
    http://www.baseball-almanac.com/humor4.shtml
    Costello: That’s who’s name? Abbott: Yes.
    Or again at http://www.arlo.net/resources/lyrics/new-orleans.shtml
    The City of New Orleans by Steve Goodman
    “Dealin’ card games with the old men in the club car. Penny a point ain’t no one keepin’ score.”

    Posted by stackja1945 on 2007 07 30 at 10:04 PM • permalink

  146. #142 kae: Big bucks? Haw! That there’s what ya call your basic sarcasm. This here entertainment don’t cost you or Tim or nobody a nickel - and it’s worth every penny!

    Posted by paco on 2007 07 30 at 10:05 PM • permalink

  147. Steve Bracks quit politics cause his son is causing him major problems, no doubt about that.

    So why won’t Al Gore quit global warming already?

    Posted by Jamie-Reardon on 2007 07 30 at 10:11 PM • permalink

  148. #147, the Goracle did quit politics, when the voters caused him major problems.

    Posted by Retread on 2007 07 30 at 10:16 PM • permalink

  149. Al Gore’s son is high right now, he doesn’t understand you Retread, he’s chasing space shuttles driven by intoxicated astronauts.

    Posted by Jamie-Reardon on 2007 07 30 at 10:18 PM • permalink

  150. Back many moons ago, when I lived in Florida, I had a boyfriend who worked in a county park.  One day, he climbed a fence, picked a perfect magnolia blossom, brought it to my house, and presented it to me in a water-filled glass 7-Up bottle.  It was the nicest flower I’ve ever received.

    Posted by Blue State Sil on 2007 07 30 at 10:29 PM • permalink

  151. For those who can’t wait, here’s a rerun of the very first Detective Paco story.

    Posted by paco on 2007 07 30 at 10:31 PM • permalink

  152. #150, my sister’s eldest son once picked most of the heads off her flowers and presented them to her in a bucket, proud as punch. He was about at the time, so she just smiled and kissed him.

    Posted by Retread on 2007 07 30 at 10:33 PM • permalink

  153. Oops, he was about 5 y/o.

    Posted by Retread on 2007 07 30 at 10:34 PM • permalink

  154. #150
    That’s lovely! Did you make those biscuits yet? If so, did you like them?

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 30 at 10:34 PM • permalink

  155. Reruns, Paco?

    Hmm, something seriously needs to be done about the Det. Paco budget.

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 30 at 10:35 PM • permalink

  156. Happy B-day 1.618. Let me guess - you’re 38. No, make that 24. No, 36.

    All of the above!

    Posted by Dminor on 2007 07 30 at 10:38 PM • permalink

  157. Hi, Jamie-Reardon. Any relation to Hank?

    Posted by Dminor on 2007 07 30 at 10:39 PM • permalink

  158. #154 kae

    I haven’t made them yet, but I plan to this week.  Hooray for vacations! 

    The best part is that The Husband hates coconut, so they’ll be mine!  All mine!  *cackles gleefully*

    Posted by Blue State Sil on 2007 07 30 at 10:53 PM • permalink

  159. Please be careful, Blue, when I made them some fell in my mouth and that fortnight I put on 1.2kg. And I shared mine around.

    All up since 16/4 I have lost 8.9kg, but put on 1.3.
    Better luck Thursday when I get weighed again. (They are truly excellent bikkies, I like the lighter version, spooned onto paper on the baking tray.)

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 30 at 11:06 PM • permalink

  160. Dutchess has calved again. No milk yield records will be broken this time due to the cold weather.

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 30 at 11:08 PM • permalink

  161. #157, Well if he’s a good-looking son of a bitch then sure. Ayn Rand was thinking of me but didn’t want to state it so blatantly.

    But hey, if it’s not that Hank and he looks like Ted Kennedy then no, he is related to Shrek.

    Posted by Jamie-Reardon on 2007 07 30 at 11:15 PM • permalink

  162. #161

    OK, you must be related then.

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 30 at 11:19 PM • permalink

  163. And now for something completely different.

    Posted by Dminor on 2007 07 30 at 11:58 PM • permalink

  164. Thank you everyone.. xxx

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 07 31 at 01:06 AM • permalink

  165. #14 Blue, you haven’t read any of the other crap I have to write about. I think there will be an awful lot of guesswork involved in every one of them.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 31 at 01:08 AM • permalink

  166. #164 G’day 1.6!

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 31 at 01:16 AM • permalink

  167. Post 1666 by my figuring - a number to conjure with.
    If only I could be sure some other bugger wasn’t going to snaffle it.

    Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2007 07 31 at 01:24 AM • permalink

  168. See what I mean?
    I’ll just go back to the heater. Maintaining a higher body temperature than frozen is a major challenge today.

    Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2007 07 31 at 01:27 AM • permalink

  169. #168

    Dang that Global Warming.

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 31 at 01:28 AM • permalink

  170. Happy B-day, 1,618!  And many happy returns.

    I just had my ahem0th b-day the 12th of this month.  The most wonderful gift I’ve ever received was a surprise visit from my nephew,  the son-of-my-heart, Michael(younger brother to Charlie-O, for those of you who might remember him).  Mike is the contrarian in our family of sailors and marines; he joined the Air Force.  We warned him about being an Air Force puke, but he wouldn’t listen.  He’s about ready to change services because the Air Force only let him into Iraq for one tour.  He wants back.  On the anniversary of my birth, I looked up and saw this tall, handsome young man strolling down the dock.  The whole scene was like those “miracle” bits in the movies.  I’m an invalid, but I by god got up and walked as fast as my mostly useless legs could carry me to meet him.  This boy lived with me for the first 6 years of his life.  He’s 25 now.  I hadn’t seen him for 10 years.  Oh, Joy!

    I finally got my husband the present he’s wanted for the 20-some years I’ve known him:  a working cannon.  Not a full-sized one, of course, which requires too many permissions to use (and wouldn’t on our boat anyway), but a miniature one that makes a respectable booming noise.  Damn near brought him to tears.  Aren’t we the romantic couple?

    I, too, would like to know where MentalFloss is.  I wonder if he made it to Kurdistan.

    Posted by saltydog on 2007 07 31 at 01:28 AM • permalink

  171. saltydog—whadja get him, a signal cannon or a nice swivel gun?  Load the latter with four-0 buck over a nice charge of ffG powder and jetskiers ain’t no problem no more…

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 07 31 at 01:33 AM • permalink

  172. So, did you get a 21 Gun Salute for your ahem0th birthday?

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 31 at 01:33 AM • permalink

  173. Richard, you’re awful.

    Tee hee.

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 31 at 01:34 AM • permalink

  174. #171 Is there something wrong with me? I can only see advantages from both options.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 31 at 01:46 AM • permalink

  175. I would also like to register a where-the hell-are-ya to Stop Continental Drift, not just a noble cause but also a fine contributor.

    Perhaps if Blairy spent a bit less time with his insomniacal column, and a bit more time with HR, we wouldn’t be in this fine mess.

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 07 31 at 01:52 AM • permalink

  176. #175 I agree Margos!

    Why hasn’t Tim set up a Human Resources Department?! Being a Human Resources Manager myself *Ducks cans being thrown at her* I vote we should set something up.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 31 at 02:11 AM • permalink

  177. Been busy lately and stopped in to see what’s up.

    1,650 comments? Is this thread a test to see how big one can get before the server says “f*ck it!” and quits?

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2007 07 31 at 02:24 AM • permalink

  178. #177 According to some Lefties I have the misfortune of knowing, our Messiah has abandoned us and we’re now scrambling to form our own Church.

    Lefties = Morons

    The term generally seems to be interchangeable.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 31 at 02:29 AM • permalink

  179. I’d like to register my disgust. Can someone please tell me how long this will take, what the cost is and how many forms are involved?

    #175 - Happy 1st Birthday Margos. Spooky how close your b’day is to 1.6’s.

    I second your motion on SCD. When tectonic plates take precedence over amusing me, then surely your priorities are askew.

    Now about that disgust - Blair states, and I quote “and the column never sleeps”. What a load of rot. I’ve been clicking on that thing since Friday and it’s still the same yawnfest from start to finish. You’d have more chance staying awake listening to question time in parliament whilst on a gin an Mogadon bender.

    While I’m still registering, I am now of the opinion that Kevi Rudd may be more dangerous than Gough Whitlam on crack. What’s his next policy announcement? If elected no one will die? Every child to receive a pony? I hate that moonfaced hall monitor more than Kochie.

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 07 31 at 02:37 AM • permalink

  180. I hate that moonfaced hall monitor more than Kochie.

    Infidel Tiger, I dips the hat I’m not currently wearing to you. That is truly an excellent description of Kevni.

    May I borrow it?

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 31 at 02:43 AM • permalink

  181. Floss had that back problem, had surgery I believe/ Posted here say a month or two ago, commenting and laughing at one of Dect. Paco’s mystery stories.

    Haven’t seen him since. Also emailed him a few (as Floss was the interpreter of my Ahmadinejad reply) so we had been in touch. BUT no replies to my latest efforts to contact. (AND I can understand that, with my magnetic, electrifying personality)...lol.

    But do hope the man is well.

    Agree with Margos Maid concerning SCD.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 07 31 at 02:46 AM • permalink

  182. #180 - Take it, Ash. I’ve got a million more, but you can’t use ‘em in mixed company or until the kids are in bed.

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 07 31 at 02:47 AM • permalink

  183. I’d still love to know what happened to Stoop Davy Dave/Huck Foley. Wronwright’s explanation is most puzzling.

    That man brought the funny.

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 07 31 at 02:49 AM • permalink

  184. OK, I see I’m still in a sleep mist…must lay down….later. Oh and do stay on topic…:).

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 07 31 at 02:51 AM • permalink

  185. #181 I’d reply, but I keep getting a bounce back. Probably Outlook trying to p*** me off, and working.

    #182 Tiger, I love it, and I’d love the million more. I don’t have kids… quite yet. And at work, they’re used to me colouring the air a bright shade of blue. In fact, my boss thought it was hilarious.

    I once walked into a meeting with the then-Premier, saying something along the lines of “For F*** Sake, can’t you ****ing do a single ****ing thing for your ****ing self, you have to drag me in here at ****ing 8 o’****ingclock on a ****ing Monday to tell me ****ing s*** I could have guessed at home, laying in my warm ****ing bed, comfortable as all ***k, daydreaming about ****ing sleeping, you ***king a*******?!”

    Unfortunately, I had intended on finishing the sentence before I walked into the room. I failed.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 31 at 02:58 AM • permalink

  186. #184 El Cid, I’m still on topic, I swear!

    #185 Hmmm, perhaps that wasn’t the best story relating to my career I should retell.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 31 at 03:01 AM • permalink

  187. #12 salty :)
    FYI we had a great time ...
    El Cid spinning disks, TB drinking and playing his instrument for us, missred jumping on the furniture, dean martin in the lounge, some culcha pieces from Dminor & 1.6 (& plenty more unmentioned).

    BTW El Cid, what happened to your jukebox? :)

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 07 31 at 03:22 AM • permalink

  188. Gwen live on SNL

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 07 31 at 03:25 AM • permalink

  189. Andrews is making a live announcement re the release of some of the AFP info on Haneef tonight.

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 07 31 at 03:26 AM • permalink

  190. #189 Any idea what he will say Egg?

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 31 at 03:28 AM • permalink

  191. #190
    ABC Radio PM:
    Not applying for hospital leave til last minute; departure when SIM card disclosed in chat room conversation with brother in Bangalore (how dumb, as if it isn’t traceable) along the lines of ‘nothing’s been found out about your daughter born; or about Kafeek(?) used it (SIM card) and is involved in a project over there’.

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 07 31 at 03:37 AM • permalink

  192. Egg’s orf for a bit ...

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 07 31 at 03:38 AM • permalink

  193. #192 If he ain’t involved in nuttin nasty, Egg, it certainly seem like it.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 31 at 03:40 AM • permalink

  194. IT, I put in a link to Tim’s latest column in this thread. Nobody seemed interested.

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 31 at 03:47 AM • permalink

  195. #194 I think we all read it, but no one commented on it.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 31 at 03:49 AM • permalink

  196. #194 - Have you tried looking for anything in this thread Kae? I lost my pants 3 pages back and have a sneaking suspicion they were used to filter home brewed mead.

    And have you ever tried to navigate around the Daily telegraph site looking for Tim’s column? Easier to find an Australian artist not living off the taxpayer’s kick.

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 07 31 at 03:52 AM • permalink

  197. Who ever posts at Bolta’s as “Alan of Sydney”, please email me. I took particular offense at one of your remarks.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 31 at 03:52 AM • permalink

  198. #197 And if it’s a misunderstanding, I’d like to be able to ask Andrew to stop it going through moderation before I say something completely stupid.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 31 at 03:54 AM • permalink

  199. 1.618 - it’s your birthday?

    Hurray!
    Here’s your party hat full of jelly beans, cupcakes, and of course…
    FAIRY BREAD!!

    happy 1.618day!

    Posted by carpefraise on 2007 07 31 at 04:02 AM • permalink

  200. #196
    IT, click on the Daily Telegraph link in the left short cut column of the main page of Timblair.net
    across the top, in the menu short cuts, pick “blogs” click there. you should find Tim’s stuff. Or click Editorial or Opinion.
    Sheesh, if I can find it, you can!

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 31 at 04:04 AM • permalink

  201. #179 Good catch IT, you know, I’ve had this nagging suspicion for some time now about MM and 1.6
    Sort of a sense of Norman Bates and his mother.

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 07 31 at 04:05 AM • permalink

  202. Too late. Andrew’s moderated.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 31 at 04:05 AM • permalink

  203. #130 Andrea, thank you!

    *grabs the flare gun and starts hunting*

    Posted by carpefraise on 2007 07 31 at 04:11 AM • permalink

  204. Is there a break in the space time continuum? It’s Margos birthday today and the poor scrubber hasn’t received so much as a lint ball from any of us and yet 1.6’s birthday is in August and we’ve showered her like a sewer worker after a hard day? Where’s the justice, eh? Howard’s Australia - The worker takes it in the keyster

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 07 31 at 04:19 AM • permalink

  205. #196
    I hope you found your trewes, don’t want to scare the horses.

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 31 at 04:20 AM • permalink

  206. OI, MARGO’S (Happy Birthday, here’s yer apostrophe).

    I hear from IT that you are changing your name to Ben, Ben Dover.

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 31 at 04:21 AM • permalink

  207. #16 Texas Bob regarding the Paco infiltration…

    did you know he has managed to wangle - yes sir, WANGLE! - his name into an episode of Sex and the City? Said by the Mr Big character no less!

    I want the name of Paco’s distributor, s/he’s doing some serious coverage and deserves a medal for far-flung and unusual coverage.

    Posted by carpefraise on 2007 07 31 at 04:21 AM • permalink

  208. #189 & 190, egg_ & ash_:
    Brief grabs from Andrews’s speech on Ch 9 news.
    Considerably more on the matter from Laurie Oakes.
    Another ‘he says’ report by Auntie at their ABC.
    How fortunate we are to have all these clever journos translating everything for us dumbos.
    Does anyone have a link to a transcript of what Andrews actually said?

    Posted by Skeeter on 2007 07 31 at 04:31 AM • permalink

  209. #207 I think I’ll start referring to this phenomenon as Pacofication

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 07 31 at 04:33 AM • permalink

  210. There was a movie about Julius Caesar made in the 50’s (dunno, maybe called Julius Caesar?)  and this line spoken by one the senators has stuck with me since I was a kid.  He was in a discussion about Republican corruption and he said: I’m willing to accept a little Republican corruption, along with a lot of Republican freedom.  Whenever I become jaded by the politics of the day, I remember that line.

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 07 31 at 04:38 AM • permalink

  211. #209 TB; Pacofication is a very useful addition to the language. You are hereby recognised as its inventor.

    Posted by Skeeter on 2007 07 31 at 04:42 AM • permalink

  212. So channel 9 appears to have paid a large sum of money to somebody who may yet prove to be a terrorist sympathiser.

    I wonder how much fertiliser you can get with $150,000?

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 07 31 at 05:02 AM • permalink

  213. #212

    FFS, don’t talk about fertiliser/compost here, Media Watch will be onto us like a shot!

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 31 at 05:05 AM • permalink

  214. #212 Well, at least I’ve got THAT going for me. Which is nice.

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 07 31 at 05:05 AM • permalink

  215. Speaking of Media Watch, kae, how much time do you think they will spend talking about media organisations giving money to terrorist suspects?

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 07 31 at 05:09 AM • permalink

  216. I don’t think anyone, including the Usual Suspects, really believed that Haneef doesn’t have some knowledge of the UK branch of his tribe’s activities.

    Running for cover on a one way ticket the day after your cousins are caught in a mass murder attempt, is not a good look. He would still be rattling the bars if it was up to me.
    I don’t take kindly to invited guests stealing the silver or breaking the furniture.

    But to the lefties, anything is an excuse to carp at HoWARd.

    Posted by Pedro the Ignorant on 2007 07 31 at 05:21 AM • permalink

  217. #215

    Oooh, about the same time they spend talking about the DF’s at MV and hate speech generated there.

    And other unsavoury unkind stuff like that, they wouldn’t want to upset our new put-upon minority.

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 31 at 05:24 AM • permalink

  218. I heard a bit of what Andrews said on ABC news.

    There’ll be something available in transcript somehwere soon.

    Haneef says it’s a conspiracy from the Australian Government.

    But he’s happy to come back here and live a life of freedom and use our system to better himself.

    I hope he never comes back.

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 31 at 05:25 AM • permalink

  219. #191 You mean this is all traceable? FUCK!

    Posted by Dminor on 2007 07 31 at 05:54 AM • permalink

  220. #219 Uh oh, Dminor. I guess I’ll be in the cell next to you.

    Unless I trade you. *He he he*

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 31 at 05:57 AM • permalink

  221. #219

    Nahh, this is a blog, not a chatroom.

    <EG>

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 31 at 05:59 AM • permalink

  222. Okay, after being up all night with a crook kiddy, and sleeping away the afternoon with said rugrat, happy birthday to those who’ve had one.

    That means you, Salty, and Margos and 1.618 and anyone else who’s got one.

    Of course, when I have my birthday in september, I expect to be showered with flowers and pressies and praise.

    Posted by Nilknarf Arbed on 2007 07 31 at 06:13 AM • permalink

  223. I reckon its all as I have always said: he knew that is cousins were up to no good, most of his family knew they were up to no good, but I doubt he had a clue about anything specific.  When it all blew up (heh heh) he decided to do a runner before anyone could haul hi in for questions. 

    Plenty of grounds for canceling his visa (hanging out with bad characters).  Not so much to charge him.  I suspect the AFP got a little bit too excited, coupled with some bad info from scotland yard.

    Posted by entropy on 2007 07 31 at 06:24 AM • permalink

  224. #214 p6, splice,

    Perfect!  Not single, long past being a girl and only in a hurry when I’m first at the lights, BUT the kids have all moved out, more or less, so it’s all good, except for this thing I have about not wasting money on fripperies.

    Further, it may be 1.618’s birthday today (Happy birthday 1.618!) but mine actually was on 1/4, in the am, and though I doubt that anyone will care I don’t want to hear anything about it.  OK? !!!  Been putting up with jokes people think are original about April fools for all my long(ish) life.

    My best birthday present was a horn from a deer that my eldest son found while camping at Royal National Park, south of Sydney.  Some other kid was with him and there was a dispute re whose it was.  The camp counsellor, taking on a Solomonic role, said it should be cut in half but my boy (now 36) said, Nooooo!  Let the other kid have it!  Whereupon it was given to my boy.  And I have it still, mounted by my dear crazy brother on a block of highly polished wood.  I hang my nice pink golf hat from it.

    Posted by Janice on 2007 07 31 at 06:30 AM • permalink

  225. I agree with you entropy, only I wish all involved had handled the situation better. Hell, even Bolta’s going after Andrews, and not without reason.

    Posted by Dminor on 2007 07 31 at 06:33 AM • permalink

  226. #222 He’s outside the freaking house again.

    I wonder if he’s ever going to actually do something.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 31 at 06:34 AM • permalink

  227. #224 Right next to the stuffed dolphin, I trust.

    Posted by Dminor on 2007 07 31 at 06:34 AM • permalink

  228. #227
    Don’t be silly, D, they ate the dolphins.

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 31 at 06:37 AM • permalink

  229. #228 Skin and all? Wow.

    Posted by Dminor on 2007 07 31 at 06:38 AM • permalink

  230. This all serves to remind me of one thing:

    I need to update my Blair Profile, and I need to include my birthdate, time, and Present wishlist.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 31 at 06:38 AM • permalink

  231. #229

    Waste not, want not.

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 31 at 06:41 AM • permalink

  232. I tried posting at Bolta’s, but it’s just not the same. The very idea of my precious wisdom pasing through the moderator before publication’s simply too galling.

    Posted by Dminor on 2007 07 31 at 06:41 AM • permalink

  233. The delayed action of moderation really stifles interest, doesn’t it D.

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 31 at 06:43 AM • permalink

  234. #230 Your only current wish should be for a healthy baby. Later on you can change it to a quiet, healthy baby, but for now, healthy is what counts.

    Posted by Dminor on 2007 07 31 at 06:45 AM • permalink

  235. #233 That, and the losers that shamble around the place.

    “Hey, carbonsink, does the barrel of this 12 gauge look clean to you?”

    Posted by Dminor on 2007 07 31 at 06:48 AM • permalink

  236. #234 Shhh, Dminor, don’t tell people about my free wishes.

    Riches people, I want riches!!!

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 31 at 06:54 AM • permalink

  237. Hang on to your beachfront properties.

    Posted by Dminor on 2007 07 31 at 07:01 AM • permalink

  238. #44 Texas Bob

    I tried that low-carbon diet once. It didn’t work for me. Gave me gas and a peculiar hankering for patchouli oil and tie-die t-shirts.

    Hmm. Me too. Went on a low-carbon (well, low-IQ due to hippy infestation) camping trip once. Found if you’re gonna get gas then Hot Cowboy Beans out of the All-Texas Cookbook is a much better way to go AND they cook just fine in a camp oven.

    For some reason this pissed off the vegan hippies.
    Dunno why.

    I found that patchouli oil makes a g*dawful substitute for gun oil when cleaning the .303 next to the fire where the cowboy beans were cooking. But it burns just fine when you chuck it in the fire.

    I still have no idea why the hippies were wetting themselves about this. Maybe that oil is used for something else??
    But what?

    Found that tie-die T-shirts made a decent target to zero the .303 on at 100 yards. The hippies, being hippies, did not notice the holes, but seemed to get even more alienated, angry and negative. So many negative waves! Thet did not seem to buy this argument.
    So much for using their own lingo.
    Even if it did come from Kelly’s Heroes.

    No idea why they were so upset!

    I already knew that freshly-shot and skinned young goat rubbed with pepper, salt and bacon lard and roasted over a slow fire while being basted with more bacon lard goes brilliantly with cowboy beans.

    I still have absolutely no idea why full-grown “male” hippies would actually cry when one skins a young goat one has just shot, or go all quiet-like when one is eating it.
    With cowboy beans and fresh-cooked damper.
    And rum.
    Neat.

    Hey, they had their mung-bean salad and tofu. Did I get upset about that?
    No.
    I offered them roast goat, cowboy beans and rum.
    Did they accept?
    No.
    I offered them musketry tuition using my .303 and EVERYTHING.
    Did they display interest?
    No.

    There is just no understanding vegan hippies.

    MarkL
    canberra

    Posted by MarkL on 2007 07 31 at 07:01 AM • permalink

  239. #238 I think their Council of Elders warned them to stay clear of boomsticks and firewater. Not sure about the goat.

    Night all.

    Posted by Dminor on 2007 07 31 at 07:10 AM • permalink

  240. No, no, let go of your beachfront properties.

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 07 31 at 07:11 AM • permalink

  241. Poor little goaty.
    You are nothing but a savage, MarkL. (#238 this page, God/Andrea only knows the total number)

    It should have been slow cooked in a camp oven, with spuds and onions.

    And .303 is soooo WW2, man.

    Posted by Pedro the Ignorant on 2007 07 31 at 07:22 AM • permalink

  242. #241 Pedro

    What can I say? It was a nice young tender goat. And the camp oven already had hot Texas cowboy beans in it. What was I to do?

    I like the .303 a lot, it kinda just fits me well. You know how that goes with a rifle.

    However, I am keeping my eye out for an Imperial Japanese Army Type 38 6.5mm Arisaka. Good round, and one of the better infantryman’s bolt-action rifles made, although many people don’t understand why. See Frank de Haas (pp.59-75 and especially p.66 where he describes a maniac who rechambered it and fired .308” rounds through the .264” barrel!). Massively strong action, impossible to blow up and many infantryman’s wrinkles to the design.

    But it is late, and there is work tomorrow….

    MarkL
    Canberra

    Posted by MarkL on 2007 07 31 at 07:39 AM • permalink

  243. Wow, everyone piking early.

    Not that I’ve been carrying my share of the load. For that I offer my (not very) humble apologies.

    I do believe that I should at least hang around until the page turns.

    Posted by Nilknarf Arbed on 2007 07 31 at 07:44 AM • permalink

  244. #243 Nilk, I also feel it is my duty to hang around until the page turn.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 31 at 07:46 AM • permalink

  245. Hmmm. Sounds like a new soap… As The Page Turns… or is that Days of our Blog?

    Either way, we’ve more than enough characters to take on Home and Away and beat it in the ratings.

    I’d just like to be Token Bimbo in the credits, that’s the only role I ever want to play on screen.

    Posted by Nilknarf Arbed on 2007 07 31 at 07:49 AM • permalink

  246. Nilk, that’s what happens when you spend the week horizontal and sick.
    Life just goes on.
    But its’ OK, a bit like Bold and the Beautiful (or Timid and Ugly as someone I used to be married to would say). You’ll pick it up.

    I’ll be off soon, too. I think I’m getting the lurgie, almost everyone has had something in the last week or two, and I think it’s my turn. Great. My boss will have a cow.

    Moo.

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 31 at 07:52 AM • permalink

  247. Nilk, do I get the role of the pregnant chick?

    I know, usually they’re skanks, but having only ever slept with one man, that doesn’t count…

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 31 at 07:56 AM • permalink

  248. Hahahah Timid and Ugly. I like that one.

    I used to live with someone who religiously watched Days of Our Drearies as he called it. He taped it if he couldn’t be home to watch it.

    I always found that a bit weird.

    Posted by Nilknarf Arbed on 2007 07 31 at 08:00 AM • permalink

  249. Ash,they aren’t all skanks. They can also be the sweet little thing who has been scandalously used by a Total Cad.

    You can be the Dishevelled Angel.

    Posted by Nilknarf Arbed on 2007 07 31 at 08:05 AM • permalink

  250. Janice, re my comment #147, p6, I only do that if I’m late for work, lol, not as a general rule, far too dangerous.
    My perfect birthday present was from my daughter, aged around 4, it was a box of seashells she had collected at the beach (with me) the day before, I still have them 13 years later.
    Happy Birthday for today 1.618.
    Happy Birthday for earlier this month Saltydog.
    Oh and happy birthday to everyone for the next 365 days.
    Phew, that should cover us all.

    Posted by TimH on 2007 07 31 at 08:07 AM • permalink

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