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AUTUMN DESIGNS REVEALED

It’s Fashion Week in Sydney, so ...
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Top by NSWRL of Sydney (1991); pants by Big Brother ’08 press kit; ugg boots by ... wait; they don’t work with this combination at all! Whoever added those should be poisoned. They destroy the entire look.

Posted by Tim B. on 04/29/2008 at 10:04 AM
  1. They destroy the entire look.

    What look is that Tim?

    I digress. Of more importance is, which hat are you wearing?!

    Posted by Ash_ on 2008 04 29 at 10:14 AM • permalink

  2. Tim: As Wodehouse once wrote about one of his fictional “non-Jeeves” butlers, who had laid out a heliotrope shirt for his master, you “have an eye for the rare and beautiful.”

    Posted by paco on 2008 04 29 at 10:15 AM • permalink

  3. What are the Eels? Some sort of snack?

    Posted by mojo on 2008 04 29 at 10:19 AM • permalink

  4. ...And: Does this story smell funny to you?

    The Infamous Chair Sniffer of Western Australia

    Posted by mojo on 2008 04 29 at 10:41 AM • permalink

  5. I dunno, Tim, that looks pretty comfortable.  Eye searing, but comfortable.

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2008 04 29 at 10:42 AM • permalink

  6. Fully sick.  This makes me want to smoke a pack of winnie blues.

    Posted by bondo on 2008 04 29 at 10:47 AM • permalink

  7. By the way, Tim, you weren’t…you know…going out, were you? I mean, outside of the house?

    Posted by paco on 2008 04 29 at 10:49 AM • permalink

  8. #7 Paco, that’s not fair. He would have been welcomed outside the house in that fine clothing in many areas of Australia. Tasmania and South Australia spring to mind! And they’re two whole States!

    Kinda like Alabama and, well, well, somewhere!

    Posted by Ash_ on 2008 04 29 at 11:03 AM • permalink

  9. Dare to besmirch the winnie blues eh bondo?
    After twenty years of patronage I take offense at that one.
    Caff caff.

    Posted by lemmy on 2008 04 29 at 11:14 AM • permalink

  10. Please, stop!
    I’m getting dizzy and faint.
    Thanking you in advance.

    Posted by Harry Bergeron on 2008 04 29 at 11:28 AM • permalink

  11. C’mon baby, show a little leg!

    Posted by Merlin on 2008 04 29 at 11:38 AM • permalink

  12. Like virtually everything else in Australia, I don’t know what winnie blues are.  But I do like the name.

    Posted by wronwright on 2008 04 29 at 11:40 AM • permalink

  13. #6 Man up, bondo. We Eels supporters are strictly Winnie Red men.

    Posted by C.L. on 2008 04 29 at 11:45 AM • permalink

  14. Would anyone care if there wasn’t a famous lingerie model in attendance?

    Posted by monaro on 2008 04 29 at 11:46 AM • permalink

  15. The designer of those pants must have been smoking (inhaling, unlike President Clinton), snorting, swigging, whatever to come up with that. Wow, man! Groovy!

    Posted by Deborah Leigh on 2008 04 29 at 12:13 PM • permalink

  16. Those are pants?!?

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2008 04 29 at 12:16 PM • permalink

  17. The boots suggests an old photo of Pamela Anderson, prior to her discovery that they were actually made from dead sheep and not, as the name suggests, from uggs.

    This shot goes a long way towards clarifying one of the most mystifying (to me) yet regardless funny lines from Spinal Tap: “... somebody who dresses like an Australian’s nightmare.”

    Posted by Steve Skubinna on 2008 04 29 at 12:26 PM • permalink

  18. The guy obviously doesn’t have a girlfriend. That picture is one reason guys need girlfriends.

    Posted by Deborah Leigh on 2008 04 29 at 12:34 PM • permalink

  19. Tim honey, lay off the horizontals. They make you look fat. Or short or ... oh, God! I just broke a nail!

    Posted by Gary from Jersey on 2008 04 29 at 12:53 PM • permalink

  20. What kind of gang sign are you flashing?

    Posted by fresca on 2008 04 29 at 01:42 PM • permalink

  21. Nice jammies, Tim. Did you have to cut the feet out, to get the boots on?

    Posted by El Cid on 2008 04 29 at 01:47 PM • permalink

  22. Bitchin’ dude.

    Posted by Latino on 2008 04 29 at 02:28 PM • permalink

  23. Arkansas church clothes.

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2008 04 29 at 02:47 PM • permalink

  24. Second Guess:  Tim is trying to disguise himself as an American tourist visiting Paris or fookin Bruges.

    Hint, Tim:  Carbs.  Many, many carbs.

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2008 04 29 at 02:50 PM • permalink

  25. Since when is “lounge wear” supposed to have a “look”?

    ;^)

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2008 04 29 at 02:54 PM • permalink

  26. That’s no gang sign.

    That’s a response to something with too many legs crawling up the inside of the pants.

    Posted by steveH on 2008 04 29 at 03:07 PM • permalink

  27. “Clean up in aisle 7.”

    Posted by SSG Pooh on 2008 04 29 at 03:07 PM • permalink

  28. #23: Arkansas church clothes.

    If he had a doublebreasted jacket of the same material as the pants he could be an Arkansas church pastor.

    Posted by paco on 2008 04 29 at 03:54 PM • permalink

  29. Speaking of pastors, according to a Yahoo News article, “Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama said Tuesday he was outraged by the latest divisive comments from his former pastor and rejected the notion that he secretly agrees with him.”

    Well, when you sit in church and listen to that crap for twenty years and just nod your head, some folks are likely to get the notion that you do agree - and not “secretly”, either.

    Posted by paco on 2008 04 29 at 04:03 PM • permalink

  30. Tim, its the Parra shirt that spoils your outfit. Melbourne Storm or Titans would look OK.

    Posted by Big Arnie on 2008 04 29 at 04:14 PM • permalink

  31. Well, at least I know what to wear to work today.

    Posted by Looneyc on 2008 04 29 at 04:23 PM • permalink

  32. Paco, I am now rooting for NObama to win the nomination. I think McCain will mop the floor with him. Hilldog has a better shot at beating John, but it may be too late for her to win the nomination. Dems are afraid to tick off their African American bloc.
    Still, it is all very delightful and delicious.

    Posted by Latino on 2008 04 29 at 04:46 PM • permalink

  33. That’s hot.

    Posted by Apple77 on 2008 04 29 at 05:21 PM • permalink

  34. Keep the uggies, they’re the best thing for cold feet. I’m already wearing mine up there in Sunny Queensland.

    Bloody Climate Change.

    Temp was 2.8 at Amberley 4:00am, apparent temp was -.07 at the same time.

    I might have to light the fire soon!

    I think it looks kinda fetching, in a wintry-dag sort of way. (I’d wear the same combo but with trakkie dakkies. I hate flannelette jim-jams. And sheets.)

    Posted by kae on 2008 04 29 at 05:28 PM • permalink

  35. #12 Winnie Blues

    Posted by kae on 2008 04 29 at 05:34 PM • permalink

  36. You’ve got the top right, Tim.

    I’ll have to take the pants under advisement.

    Posted by Nilknarf Arbed on 2008 04 29 at 05:51 PM • permalink

  37. Anoyone else heard the latest crap from a Sydney council (I think)?
    People who drive green cars will have special carparks closer to everything, like disabled people.
    Great. Pretentious drivers of smug-emitting vehicles will be given more stuff. They’re already talking about lowering their registration fees… what’s one of those shit-buckets worth?

    Oh, and If I Ruled The World ALL the motor scooters would be compacted at Metal Recyclers.

    Along with the riders.

    Rolling roadblocks… One kept passing the traffic along Moggil Road at the roundabouts and the lights, right up until past Kenmore and the roadworks, then proceeded to hold up all the traffic behind doing 35-40k/h in a 70k/h zone. Don’t those little sewing machines on wheels have gears?

    Posted by kae on 2008 04 29 at 05:53 PM • permalink

  38. #32 Latino: I tend to agree. And it is, as you say, “delightful and delicious.”

    Posted by paco on 2008 04 29 at 06:30 PM • permalink

  39. Fashion Week ignorance.

    Posted by kae on 2008 04 29 at 06:38 PM • permalink

  40. I hope that you have got a singlet on under the footy jumper, Brrrrr it is a bloody cold morning.

    Posted by Howzat on 2008 04 29 at 06:43 PM • permalink

  41. #37 Kae, a Prius would set you back $37,000 - 47,000 (Redbook).  I’ll have to do the calculations on the rate of return, but what is the true worth of feeling superior?

    Posted by Irobot on 2008 04 29 at 06:52 PM • permalink

  42. Be warned, Blair, by wearing a Parrramatta jersey in the mean streets of eastern Sydney, you risk having your latte served not exactly how you like it.

    By the way, what’s up with the hand signals?

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2008 04 29 at 06:58 PM • permalink

  43. 29 Paco

    Well, when you sit in church and listen to that crap for twenty years and just nod your head, some folks are likely to get the notion that you do agree - and not “secretly”, either.

    Taking a layer of skin from the late great Johnnie Cochran (see what you get for freeing a murderer Johnnie, d-e-a-d)...

    ....If you didn’t say yes’t, you can’t suggest…:).

    37 kae

    Simple solution…Everyone paints their vehicles, green.

    Posted by El Cid on 2008 04 29 at 06:59 PM • permalink

  44. #39: Say, what’s that guy doing with Wronwright’s Guatemalan field marshal’s uniform?

    Posted by paco on 2008 04 29 at 07:22 PM • permalink

  45. #41 Irobot
    EXPENSIVE smug.
    Why pay that much for a little car when for the same you can have a LARGE family car or a small SUV? The new, larger RAV4’s are about $35k.
    Dickheads.
    Wait until they need to replace the batteries on the Smug-Car!

    #43
    Hey, works for me. But can I leave mine silver? Taa. I’ve already had a green car.

    Who said it isn’t easy being green? Oh, now I remember…

    Definitely not easy being green… eeeeeeeew. I’d kill her. Squished with the mopeds.

    Posted by kae on 2008 04 29 at 07:26 PM • permalink

  46. I think Tim needs to consider the retro look.

    Posted by paco on 2008 04 29 at 07:30 PM • permalink

  47. Mr Perpetual Motion

    Posted by Pickles on 2008 04 29 at 07:30 PM • permalink

  48. Well done Tim. I hope you wear that outfit, especially the uggies to Westfield. Uggies in the Eastern Suburbs, that’s sooooo Collingwood.

    Posted by Nic on 2008 04 29 at 07:38 PM • permalink

  49. O/T:
    Cardinal George Pell and former NSW Premier Bob Carr oppose 2020 ‘Charter of Rights’ proposal on the grounds of transferring ‘too much power to the (unelected officials of the) courts’; Pell citing ‘Judicial activism’ amongst other issues.

    Much airplay from Aunty News ...

    Posted by egg_ on 2008 04 29 at 07:39 PM • permalink

  50. I don’t understand this thread at all. Why the boots in Australia??

    Oh, wait. Maybe you’re headed for some alpine skiing in the Snowy Mountains.

    I love the Australian imagination for place names:

    Snowy Mountains
    Great Sandy Desert
    80 Mile Beach
    Sydney Harbour? ... No safe haven here; navigate at your own risk.
    Len Beadell’s Burnt Out Truck
    Len Beadell’s Tree

    Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2008 04 29 at 07:41 PM • permalink

  51. #50

    a) Timbo is a slave to fashion and
    b) Sydney-ites are experiencing autumn-related climate change.

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2008 04 29 at 07:45 PM • permalink

  52. Where I grew up this look would be considered “goin’ out clobber”.

    GO THOSE MIGHTY EELS!

    Posted by Gibbo on 2008 04 29 at 08:00 PM • permalink

  53. THAT is a crime against humanity!

    Posted by Brian on 2008 04 29 at 08:16 PM • permalink

  54. Normally the only time you see someone from Werribee dressed this formally they’re on their way to court.

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2008 04 29 at 08:19 PM • permalink

  55. #50 - It doesn’t stop there.
    The Great Barrier Reef
    Great Australian Bight

    My personal favourites are the naming conventions applied to Fauna:
    That spider has a red back. Let’s call it a red-back spider.
    That spider creates a web like a funnel. Let’s call it a funnel web spider.
    That snake is black with a red belly. Let’s call it a red-bellied black snake.

    Box jellyfish, blue-ringed octopus, ring-tailed possum, brown snake, fierce snake, yellow-bellied black snake; they’re not so much names as descriptions.

    I suppose it makes identification easy.

    Posted by AnthonyC on 2008 04 29 at 08:45 PM • permalink

  56. Dubbo
    Coonamble

    Posted by Pickles on 2008 04 29 at 08:49 PM • permalink

  57. Some fashion tips. Try tucking the jersey into the sheets masquerading as pants. Then pull the pants up really high and expose some skin above the boots. Roll the sleeves up so there’s a balance between the exposed leg skin and the exposed arm skin. I hear that’s important. Now take the arthritic fingers of the right hand and clear the shit from under the left boot.

    Wait till 12 noon and catch a bus to Punchbowl and go shopping.

    All the best!

    Posted by mehaul on 2008 04 29 at 08:56 PM • permalink

  58. Pack those Big Brother pants away. Poor TV ratings suggest they may become a collector’s item

    Posted by Contrail on 2008 04 29 at 08:58 PM • permalink

  59. #50 & 55.
    Yeah.

    Good imaginations. Like, oh,

    52nd Street
    10th Avenue

    and so on.

    That spider has a red back. Let’s call it a red-back spider. Latrodectus hasselti
    That spider creates a web like a funnel. Let’s call it a funnel web spider. family Hexathelidae, subfamily Atracinae, genera atrax and hadronyche
    That snake is black with a red belly. Let’s call it a red-bellied black snake. Pseudechis porphyriacus

    Box jellyfish (Chironex fleckeri )
    blue-ringed octopus (Hapalochlaena maculosa)
    common ring-tailed possum (Pseudocheirus peregrinus)
    eastern brown snake (Pseudonaja textilis)
    fierce snake (Oxyuranus microlepidotus)
    yellow-bellied black snake (Pseudechis butleri) ;
    they’re not so much names as descriptions.

    I think I prefer the common names to the latin… easier to remember!

    Posted by kae on 2008 04 29 at 09:16 PM • permalink

  60. Looks pretty clear to me that Blair is using these provocative images in an attempt to get 1.618 back into commenting.

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2008 04 29 at 09:19 PM • permalink

  61. Bogan sheque…
    All of a sudden I feel like calling my dad.

    Posted by Mattofact on 2008 04 29 at 09:44 PM • permalink

  62. Tim - I dare you to wear that jumper north of the Spit Bridge!

    Posted by Bonmot on 2008 04 29 at 10:07 PM • permalink

  63. My friend, you do not know bad pants until you’ve seen me puttering around the yard in these.

    Posted by Rittenhouse on 2008 04 29 at 10:16 PM • permalink

  64. Turn down the volume, Rittenhouse!

    Posted by kae on 2008 04 29 at 10:25 PM • permalink

  65. I hope you weren’t wearing a Bra because they are out of style, you know.

    I have noticed that few of the fashion week models appear to wear them.

    Posted by Razor on 2008 04 29 at 10:27 PM • permalink

  66. It’s Fashion Week in Sydney, so ... kinky.
    #65 keeping abreast of fashion.

    Posted by stackja1945 on 2008 04 30 at 12:21 AM • permalink

  67. #65; Or need them.

    Posted by dean martin on 2008 04 30 at 07:24 AM • permalink

  68. Never surrender the Ugg Boots, man, even if you have to strip off all other clothing!

    Posted by Apparatchik on 2008 05 01 at 03:10 AM • permalink

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