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AUTHORISED BY MARGO KINGSTON

Now she’s running loser-tilty political campaigns.

Posted by Tim B. on 07/10/2007 at 10:19 AM
  1. That woman sounds and acts like she’s on too many prescription drugs.  I thought she was going to go to sleep before she finished.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2007 07 10 at 10:44 AM • permalink

  2. #1: I thought she was going to go to sleep before she finished.

    Well, I know I did.

    Posted by paco on 2007 07 10 at 10:57 AM • permalink

  3. I notice that the second item on the list of “Related” videos on that Youtube page is:

    Sun Myung Moon crowned King of Peace at Senate Building

    Coincidence? A good call by Youtube? We report. You decide.

    Posted by ErnieG on 2007 07 10 at 10:57 AM • permalink

  4. Was that the legendary Margo? If not, who was it. Definately from another planet, and a first class flake.

    Posted by debi L. on 2007 07 10 at 11:09 AM • permalink

  5. Speaking of politicians, an ominous portent of Gordon Brown’s competence.

    My question to Tony Blair: Why, exactly, did you let him out?

    Posted by paco on 2007 07 10 at 11:19 AM • permalink

  6. Why does she remind me of my second-grade teacher?

    Oh, that’s right, she’s talking down to me!

    Posted by Harry Bergeron on 2007 07 10 at 11:40 AM • permalink

  7. #1 RebeccaH -

    That woman sounds and acts like she’s on too many prescription drugs.  I thought she was going to go to sleep before she finished.

    Please don’t pick on poor Margo.  She’s had some rough times lately.  Personally, I’m surprised she wasn’t ranting, with eyes ablazed, spit a flinging, about black helicopters above Canberra.  I guess her latest prescription is working well.

    Posted by wronwright on 2007 07 10 at 11:51 AM • permalink

  8. No, that was not Margo; Margo merely authorised the campaign, as you’ll see if you manage to stay awake all the way to the final credits.

    Posted by Tim B. on 2007 07 10 at 12:14 PM • permalink

  9. Which of the three women are worst?

    Hmm, the Oozy Ozzie Shiela Suzie.

    What is it about those tilting heads

    Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2007 07 10 at 12:24 PM • permalink

  10. Actually if you manage to stay awake past “Hello”  you’ll see it isn’t Margo, “Hello I’m Suzie Alessandra”...

    Note to Suzie: just because you fervently believe something doesn’t means that “they have been shown to be extremists..”

    Posted by Not My Problem on 2007 07 10 at 12:45 PM • permalink

  11. Still, I want some of whatever Suzie is on…

    Posted by Not My Problem on 2007 07 10 at 12:47 PM • permalink

  12. Margo gave her some ‘Luuuuuudes, man.

    Posted by Jeffersonian on 2007 07 10 at 12:59 PM • permalink

  13. Last week I sprained my ankle while walking my son’s bull dog.  As I told the emergency room doctor, might as well had walked a fucking bear.  He took me where ever he wanted to walk regardless of whether it was safe to walk or not.  Evidently it was not.

    The doctor told me it was not broken but it would be painful.  I said one word in response:  Percocet.  He laughed and wrote me a prescription for some lame ass pain killer.  Ibuprofen is better than that shit.

    I want Percocet.  It’s my constitutional right.  It’s the only thing that makes spraining my ankle worthwhile.

    Posted by wronwright on 2007 07 10 at 01:54 PM • permalink

  14. You might ask, what’s that have to do with Margo?  Well, give me some Percocet and she could have me giving a drug laced bleating on behalf of aborgines, sinking ships with refugees, or even Hamish deserving a decent paying job. 

    But it all starts with the drugs man.

    Posted by wronwright on 2007 07 10 at 01:57 PM • permalink

  15. wronwright:
    I blame trial lawyers. If they hadn’t bled the malpractice insurance industry to the bone, he’d have written you a double script. Unless he was a resident. Those damn kids are still out to save the world instead of accepting that its just easier to dope up and live with it.

    Posted by brett_l on 2007 07 10 at 02:16 PM • permalink

  16. Percodan, Wron. Percocet’s for lightweights.

    Good ol’ synthetic heroin, that’s the ticket…

    Posted by mojo on 2007 07 10 at 02:30 PM • permalink

  17. All the signs are there.  It’s glue.

    Posted by Mystery Meat on 2007 07 10 at 02:48 PM • permalink

  18. #13 I want Percocet.

    Who doesn’t. Some people say you can’t put happiness in a pill but Percocet proves that wrong.

    Posted by Col. Milquetoast on 2007 07 10 at 02:57 PM • permalink

  19. #13, #18,
    Percocet.  hmmm.  I may still feel some discomfort but I sure as hell don’t care anymore.  I love my percocet.

    Posted by missred on 2007 07 10 at 03:51 PM • permalink

  20. Apparently a large contingent of the Rush Limbaugh conservatives here today.

    Posted by brett_l on 2007 07 10 at 03:58 PM • permalink

  21. “loser-tilty political campaigns”

    I gotta get my glasses checked - the first time I read that I thought it said “loose-titty political campaigns.”

    Posted by Barbara Skolaut on 2007 07 10 at 04:05 PM • permalink

  22. She’s a woman of many talents old Margo!
    For those of you that want to see what Margo looks and sounds like nowadays she appears at the end of this clip as well.

    Posted by Hank Reardon on 2007 07 10 at 04:22 PM • permalink

  23. 13#  I found out after my last surgery, to my profound regret, that Percocet and I do not mesh.  I had what my doctor called a “paridoxical reaction,” which was to say that it didn’t kill the pain and it didn’t put me to sleep. 

    Now sweet, sweet Vicodin, ah, that’s another story. 

    And I know of no drug strong enough for me to put up with Margo. 

    Elizabeth
    Imperial Keeper

    Posted by Elizabeth Imperial Keeper on 2007 07 10 at 04:35 PM • permalink

  24. From margo’s youtube thing:

    Your comment has been posted! It will be visible once it is approved.

    what about my free speech!, fascist! dictator! *seeths* *whines* *froths at mouth* *takes clothes off* *holds genitals*

    script provided by “leftism 101”

    Posted by darrinhV2 on 2007 07 10 at 05:11 PM • permalink

  25. forgot *tilts head* :)

    Posted by darrinhV2 on 2007 07 10 at 05:11 PM • permalink

  26. Do I have to drink with her to get a video of my own?

    Posted by captain on 2007 07 10 at 05:30 PM • permalink

  27. What about the related YouTube clip Heroic negro slays savage Muhammaddans  Very ordinary

    Posted by PeterTB on 2007 07 10 at 05:34 PM • permalink

  28. Was she with Daniel Johns, Bono, Natalie and Peter G that night they weren’t smoking dope?

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 10 at 05:55 PM • permalink

  29. #13—bit too late now, but next time you sprain an ankle forget the painkillers, go with the Real chemical cure-all:  DMSO.

    Posted by Celaeno on 2007 07 10 at 06:33 PM • permalink

  30. I think she’s a very nice lady. Also a moron.

    Posted by dean martin on 2007 07 10 at 06:56 PM • permalink

  31. #29
    Oh, so no more RICE for sprained ankles?

    (searched for DMSO - antifreeze?)

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 10 at 07:00 PM • permalink

  32. A 45 second political advertisment to raise consciousness about regaining controll of and greening the Senate

    The clumsy description contains only two spelling mistakes - they’re improving.

    Posted by anthony_r on 2007 07 10 at 07:12 PM • permalink

  33. ARRHRGRHGRHRGRH (my eyes and ears)
    Just some questions:

    1. Is mogadon cheap where she lives?
    2. Why does her face in the video look nothing like her election poster which makes her look like a soccer as opposed to a macrame mum.
    3. When she said ‘we need combat climate change to maintain our standard of living’ aren’t cars, aircon, electricity, even meat part of our present quality of life?
    4. Who, just who in their right mind would get Margo to organise anything at all? Bismillah.

    Posted by Nic on 2007 07 10 at 08:12 PM • permalink

  34. #27 Anti-American propaganda.

    Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2007 07 10 at 08:55 PM • permalink

  35. Huh. I wonder how this came to be?

    “Arranging or carrying out the procedure [FGM] — in Britain or abroad — is a criminal offense punishable by up to 14 years in prison, but no one has been prosecuted since it was banned under British law in 2003, Jeffrey said. Police estimate up to 66,000 girls in Britain face the risk of genital mutilation.”

    Let me get this straight: sixty-six thousand potential violations of a law - a criminal offense punishable by up to 14 years in jail - and zero prosecutions since FGM was made a crime in 2003. So, what’s all the fuss about? That law is obviously so scary that there have been no incidents of female genital mutilation in Britain since the law criminalizing the procedure was passed four years ago.

    What? What’s that you say? There have been plenty of such mutilations? But that’s impossible! There’s a law!

    Posted by paco on 2007 07 10 at 09:51 PM • permalink

  36. #31, Kae, what Celaeno means is DMSO is to be used as a liniment.  It’s a solvent, so it IS NOT to be taken internally.  But it absolutely will take away pain from sprains and arthritis.  My mother’s doctor told her he couldn’t prescribe it for any reason, but if she wanted to use it on her own *wink* *wink* he thought it would be a good idea.  I’ve used it myself on my hands, and it does work.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2007 07 10 at 10:23 PM • permalink

  37. Geez didnt realise old Margo was a local on the coast.

    Haha though she does look like the average Nerangutang Bogan lol.

    Posted by Anthony_ on 2007 07 10 at 10:25 PM • permalink

  38. “Green the senate with Kerry Tucker.”

    Compost?

    Posted by flying pigs over mecca on 2007 07 10 at 10:35 PM • permalink

  39. #36
    Well, the RICE isn’t taken internally, either.

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 10 at 10:39 PM • permalink

  40. Not only did Margo authorise the ad, I suspect she wrote the clip’s description as well.

    A 45 second political advertisment [sic] to raise consciousness about regaining controll [sic] of and greening the Senate

    Youtube doesn’t charge for bold tags.

    Posted by Dan Lewis on 2007 07 10 at 10:53 PM • permalink

  41. It’s interesting her address is in Nerang.

    I have a friend who is a finance broker. He says there’s only one thing that comes from Nerang: “Dudders”.

    Posted by Dan Lewis on 2007 07 10 at 10:54 PM • permalink

  42. #40: Youtube doesn’t charge for bold tags.

    But apparently they do charge for Spell Check.

    Posted by paco on 2007 07 10 at 11:01 PM • permalink

  43. AUTHORISED BY MARGO KINGSTON

    “I’m Margo Kingston and I, um…. can’t remember this message…?”

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 07 10 at 11:04 PM • permalink

  44. #39 Kae: no question, RICE is still the treatment approach for any sprain/strain—but the DMSO underground will still whisper its initials in the shadows.  It’s a sort of cult therapy for all manner of muscle and tendon problems, not to mention arthritis, but it has no medical sanction whatsoever. Athletic coaches would swear by it if they could, but they can’t, so they don’t.  But ask one about it, sometime.

    Posted by Celaeno on 2007 07 10 at 11:35 PM • permalink

  45. #44

    LOL

    A bit like when nurses give you advice about things that aren’t medically proven.

    I did look it up, it is antifreeze.

    Look:

    Yet in the United States, DMSO has Food and Drug Administration (FDA) approval only for use as a preservative of organs for transplant and for interstitial cystitis, a bladder disease. It has fallen out of the limelight and out of the mainstream of medical discourse, leading some to believe that it was discredited. The truth is more complicated.

    and:

    Besides the great relief provided for sufferers of osteoarthritis, rheumatoid arthritis, burns, sprains, back and neck problems, there are more exotic uses for DMSO. Studies demonstrate that it protects against the tissue damage induced by radioactivity! It serves as an excellent antifreeze, preventing tissue damage ordinarily caused by freezing conditions. It controls the swelling of the brain and spinal cord following traumatic injury. If given intravenously within ninety minutes of a stroke, it prevents much of what would become permanent damage to the central nervous system. Applied topically, repeatedly, it will flatten a raised keloid scar. It also prevents the contracture of scar tissue following burns. It has an antibacterial, antiviral and antifungal effect.

    Goodness me, as an old bushie once said, it’s good for “coughs, colds and sore holes”.

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 11 at 12:04 AM • permalink

  46. Jack Russells, Bulldogs and Attack Dachshunds all agree on one thing. Wronwright must be stalked. Wronwright is there for their amusement. Don’t miss a day.

    Posted by geoff on 2007 07 11 at 12:46 AM • permalink

  47. #13- Try walking two staffies, especially if they spot another hound/cat/possum/hallucination. I just about have to strap my wrists every outing to avoid the sort of sprains you’d normally collect from packing down against an All Black scrum solo.

    Posted by Habib on 2007 07 11 at 01:06 AM • permalink

  48. But was it on purpose the audio was that soft? I couldn’t hear a thing with my admitably screwy laptop speakers. I could get my headphones in the other room.

    Or, then again, I could not get them…

    Posted by Rajan R on 2007 07 11 at 01:15 AM • permalink

  49. #39
    Not even Condi RICE?

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 07 11 at 02:29 AM • permalink

  50. See what happens when you watch too many Live Earth replays. You appear half asleep in a video for an ACT pollie ratified by a pinko now living in nerangutan territory. The world’s a small place.

    Maybe Margo’s developing a taste for some army boys and moving closer to pitching a tent outside the Canungra Army Base. I only live two one woods away and will report all green screams.

    Posted by mehaul on 2007 07 11 at 04:27 AM • permalink

  51. The bint against the wall - did I miss the part where they blindfolded her?

    Posted by Contrail on 2007 07 11 at 04:54 AM • permalink

  52. #5 Paco. Gordon Brown will be to Labour what Major was to Thatcher. Death in waiting. Unfortunately the heir apparent is Cameron and he is not what the Conservatives should be about. He’s nearly a Blair clone.

    Posted by mehaul on 2007 07 11 at 07:14 AM • permalink

  53. MY god.  Obviously too many joints in the early seventies for this lass.  A touching combination of hidden madness revealed through the compassionate head tilt, and mind numbing naivety lisped through perfect, upper middle class caps. 

    Of course she is a friend of Margo’s.

    Posted by entropy on 2007 07 11 at 09:05 AM • permalink

  54. #52 Mehaul: That’s a good analogy. Here’s an interesting take.

    Posted by paco on 2007 07 11 at 10:20 AM • permalink

  55. #41 Dan as I said above us locals refer to them as Nerangutangs :)

    Posted by Anthony_ on 2007 07 12 at 09:37 AM • permalink

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