ARKIE WEEKLY'S BRANTLEY CRAZY
Reader Tony M. asked Arkansas Times editor Max Brantley to explain columnist Earnest Dumas’ fake turkey gullibility. Here’s Brantley’s comical reply:
The turkey was a prop for display purposes. The bird he lugged around was not served to troops. It was a photo opp. Stagecraft. For precision, he probably should have said the president faked serving turkey by carrying around a decorative bird that the troops didn’t eat. But thanks for your help.
No; thanks for your help, Mr. B. Now everybody with developmentally-impaired children may realistically hope that one day they might edit a weekly newspaper. Check it out, Brantley: Bush serving real turkey to real troops! Lug that around.
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