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ANMUSING MANNE
What’s in the ol’ mail bag today? Whoa! Judging by the sulphurous fumes, we’ve got a note from William Hardiker:
Dear Mr Blair,
What can I say?
Perhaps “jokers to the left of me, morons to the right here I am stuck in the middle of rednecks?”
But how proud you must feel to attract the dregs of Australian society to your web page.
Those who can (at a stretch) put two sentences (of insult) together in a manne they apparently consider anmusing. Small minds indeed.
Ah well, keep on believing your fullfilling an important role in spreading your idiocy over the internet and all will be well.
At least your keeping each other amused, if not any with any intelligence.
Keep up the bad work. It’a great laugh.
UPDATE. William revealed:
Nice tie.
Obviously touched a raw nerve there Tim.
Splendid!
You can always tell when a leftie is pissed when he reverts to using all the knuckle-dragging, illiterate, redneck euphemisms to describe those whose opinions quite rightly differ from his own.
Job well done!
Posted by Jay Santos on 2005 08 09 at 10:33 PM • permalinkIt’s working Tim ;-)
Why would this man, who probably considers himself to be broad-minded and tolerant, be so threatened by alternative points of view?
Does he consider all those who have views which differ from his to be “morons”, “rednecks” and the “dregs of Australian society?”
How incredibly narrow-minded and intolerant!Is he (Hardiker) talking (with mouth) a bout me (Dea) (redneck’s) ? eye’m not shore
Posted by Lucky Nutsacks on 2005 08 09 at 10:47 PM • permalinkAt last, the identity of the Proprietor (of) the Iraq War Was Wrong Blog has been revealed (as this guy).
As Queen Victoria said, “We are not anmused”.
As to “dregs of society”, Hey! I resemble that remark!! Of course, I do not have the honor of being a member of the Aussie dregs, but I’m certainly an American “fellow traveler”. And what is it about lefties and their congenital inability to distinguish between “your” and “you’re”? And the poor spelling skills? And the hauteur? I feel as if I’ve just been treated with sniffish disdain by a Guatemalan hobo.
Well, that’s enough piss farting around the comments section for one day. Cheers, mates!
That cultural bigot left out that the dregs of Canadian society access Tim too. Can anyone give me the e-address of the Australian Human Rights Commission (or a local State one) so I can launch a complaint?
Posted by andycanuck on 2005 08 09 at 11:23 PM • permalinkMr. Hardiker, your an idiot and I say that in the most respectful manne possible.
Posted by Wallace-Midland Texas on 2005 08 09 at 11:24 PM • permalinkDear William,
You apparently have forwarded your e-mail to Tim in error.Intelligent and insightful critiques of the day’s news are the norm on Tim’s site. We do occasionally make an exception for moonbats whom we condescend to join us at the grown-ups table.
Perhaps your correspondence was meant for the likes of the Daily Kos and those to the left of the centreline. A quick review amply shows that invective and profanity take the place of reasoned discourse.
Yours sincerely,
NoraPS. Here is a Dictionary for the really big words.
Posted by The Thin Man Returns on 2005 08 09 at 11:26 PM • permalinkI’ve always found Robert Manne downright hilarious, not just amusing.
He could only be funnier if he was rolled in a wino’s urine-soaked matress and thrown off a bridge.Willie Hard-Dicker; c’mon, it’s gotta be a gag. Mind you, it may explain why he’s so cocksure, and backed up by a load of bollocks.
<quote>But how proud you must feel to attract the dregs of Australian society to your web page.</quote>
Hey, hey, hey! Who’re you calling Australian?
Posted by The Sanity Inspector on 2005 08 10 at 12:20 AM • permalinkObviously this was penned by the eminent Dr William Hardiker (MEd), Emeritus Professor of Wordsmithery at Oxford University Press, Graduate Summa Cum Laude, Scripps National Spelling Bee and Master of Edjumacation, Disneyland University.
Take a bow William.
Posted by Jay Santos on 2005 08 10 at 01:20 AM • permalinkI think William Hardiker is upset because he googled his own name and found one of Tim’s posts as the second entry in the list.
Something of a blow to the old ego.
Posted by Evil Pundit on 2005 08 10 at 01:48 AM • permalinkWilliam old boy your spelling and grammatical errors betray your lack of education and insight. Did you miss out on grade 3 at primary school? Has noone explained to you the difference between “your” and “you’re”, or were you too busy with your self-righteous indignation to listen when they tried.
Perhaps you should read what you have written and note that by spilling abuse all over the page you become exactly the person you claim to despise. You are therefore an idiot.Your not responding in a dignified manne.
Posted by zeppenwolf on 2005 08 10 at 02:07 AM • permalink#24 Evil Pundit:
Googling your own name is never a good idea. I googled my ‘lmbrjk’ handle and one of the results was a site titled ‘Men Seeking Men In Mexico’. Eeeeewwwww, gross.That said, being some kind of buggaron (which I am most definately not) would probably be better than being labelled a ‘redneck’ by a man with a mullet.
larrikan, judging from his fashion sense, he’s also unaware of which decade it is.
Posted by Art Vandelay on 2005 08 10 at 03:37 AM • permalinkBill Hardyker-
Sheesh he looks like a redneck or does wearing a red tie mean he’s a wanna be?
madawaskan,
The Clueless Canadian Conservative.
Posted by madawaskan on 2005 08 10 at 03:46 AM • permalinkI bet that tie’s leather. If you put his name into the Pornstar Name Generator, you get “Vanna Pickle”. What do you have to put in to get Willie Hardicker?
What’s the betting he kicks out the jams in a tribute band called Willie Hardicker and the Knackers?
But how proud you must feel to attract the dregs of Australian society to your web page.
Is he making reference to people like him? He must be, he is a visitor to the site.Lets not get into his usage of the word But.
Those who can (at a stretch) put two sentences (of insult) together in a manne they apparently consider anmusing. Small minds indeed.
I would like to say that he was talking about himself again but I don’t think I can define that prose as two sentences, perhaps not even prose?Ah well, keep on believing your fullfilling an important role in spreading your idiocy over the internet and all will be well.
This seems like praise and encouragement to me, keep going Tim and all will be well.
I think what you have here Tim is another ardent sympathizer come out of the closet; either that or he was very drunk.
Well Hesus the boy works for Al -Jazeera.
I guess they would require a tie just in case they don’t like your Har “dyke” do.
It makes it soooo much easier for the lynchers.
Cripes I guess the guy wanted to visit Qatar…lots of nice shopping.
All the gals in black.
Heck he’s a pretty one in that crowd he has the competition in the bag, erh he’s got ‘em by the burkas.
Posted by madawaskan on 2005 08 10 at 05:40 AM • permalinkLook, we need to stop being so insensitive towards people suffering substance abuse problems.
Posted by James Waterton on 2005 08 10 at 06:14 AM • permalinkHeh. Scroll down to the bottom of the al-Jazeerah.info writer profiles. Why don’t those guys down there have photos? Perhaps what’s there is their most recent depiction, as sketched by the Israeli court portrait artist?
Posted by James Waterton on 2005 08 10 at 06:21 AM • permalinkPoor Willy Hardiker.
It is not easy these days for a 35-year-old terrorist-loving, Fitzroy-dwelling, latte-sipping guy to find a lovely lady to hold hands with whilst the world gets madder (is this guy a walking cliche or what???).
You would think that a 37-year-old like him would have more luck.
I mean what is a 42-year-old to do??
Posted by lewisinnyc on 2005 08 10 at 06:47 AM • permalinksorry… linky problem… that was 35, 37 and 42. Not bad for three posts in less than a month!
Posted by lewisinnyc on 2005 08 10 at 06:51 AM • permalinkOh ... my ... Gawd!
Lewisinnyc, that is one of the most embarrassing things I’ve ever seen on the Web.
Poor Willie will regret stirring up the rednecks here. He’s sure to check up on this page to see the reaction.
Posted by Evil Pundit on 2005 08 10 at 07:01 AM • permalinklewisinnyc - I’m impressed, Sherlock! That’s such a pisser… well found! As far as the world getting madder, has he ever considered that maybe it’s not the world but his increasingly mad outlook on it, which no doubt started down the slippery slope when the Soviet Union collapsed…
Posted by James Waterton on 2005 08 10 at 07:09 AM • permalinkOh Lewis, I don’t know whether to be embarrassed or feel very sorry for poor Willie.
—Nora
Or feeling sorry for any poor dumb bint who responds to his ‘personals’. He’s got to be kidding!
—Nick
Posted by The Thin Man Returns on 2005 08 10 at 07:56 AM • permalinkThat letter is about as sad as the anti-blog piece below. Why do these MSM types insist on slagging off things don’t really understand? Feeling a wee bit threatened maybe?
Posted by Andrew Ian Dodge on 2005 08 10 at 08:06 AM • permalinkO/T, rhinardman, in post #53, what tags do you use to get those superscripts?
Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2005 08 10 at 08:12 AM • permalinkReal_Jeff_S—to get the ™, type “& trade ;” without the spaces or the quotation marks. Don’t forget the semicolon. Here’s a whole list.
Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2005 08 10 at 08:24 AM • permalinkWhy would a sane person write an email like that? It has to be for attention. I would bet Australian dollars to doughnuts that he’s beginning to notice that virtually no one on the right either knows of him or cares what he says.
He likely aspires to the lofty status reserved on this blog for Margo. Ah, sorry poor chap. It will take a lot more ludicrous writings on your part to reach that pinacle of position.
Posted by wronwright on 2005 08 10 at 09:56 AM • permalinkThanks, Andrea, Blogmistress™! I’ve bookmarked that site.
Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2005 08 10 at 10:29 AM • permalinkI’m an American dreg, you jerk-off. By the way, are you the same guy I saw getting butt-slammed by a tall blonde transvestite in the Hotel Jasmine during Mardi Gras in 1995? The resemblance is just uncanny!
Posted by Spectre765 on 2005 08 10 at 06:28 PM • permalinkBrian—“Tolerance” is “progressive” speak for “How dare you talk back to me!”
To be progressive is to see the whole world as your illegal immigrant housekeeper.
Posted by richard mcenroe on 2005 08 10 at 07:42 PM • permalink
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