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Via MM, one of the finest headlines ever published:

Bob Brown uses frequent flyer points to go to Earth Summit

Posted by Tim B. on 03/01/2007 at 11:24 AM
  1. Jeez, 65,000 people attending fro 189 countries?  This thing is going to be as big as that South African conference on poverty & hunger—you know, the one where the delegates feasted on lobster and other fancy food, not letting any of it go to the actual poor, hungry kids.

    Posted by rbj1 on 2007 03 01 at 11:45 AM • permalink

  2. Isnt he as bad as mark latham? Wants to make a statement and stuff everything up

    Posted by artful-dodger on 2007 03 01 at 11:45 AM • permalink

  3. Those Frequent Flyer Miles were donated to him by his concerned constituents! It’s called Bobbing for airmiles.

    Posted by Arty on 2007 03 01 at 12:00 PM • permalink

  4. Hey, Bob’s a tilter, too!!!

    Posted by Harry Bergeron on 2007 03 01 at 12:12 PM • permalink

  5. Is it true that if you use frequent flyer miles the airplane is powered by crystal energy with no carbon emitted?  At least that’s what I heard.

    Posted by robert speirs on 2007 03 01 at 12:24 PM • permalink

  6. OT

    WASHINGTON — The United States has filed charges against David Hicks, an Australian citizen suspected of aiding the Taliban in Afghanistan and the first terrorism-war era detainee to be charged by the Defense Department under new rules for military commissions.
    Fox News

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 03 01 at 01:20 PM • permalink

  7. There’s no reason you couldn’t go by schooner, what with the seas rising.

    Posted by rhhardin on 2007 03 01 at 01:48 PM • permalink

  8. No danger of The Bobber getting involved in any of this en route. Ralph ain’t that desperate.

    Posted by Muzza on 2007 03 01 at 02:47 PM • permalink

  9. Dr Bob Brown has definitely ‘gotter’ be the next Aussie of the year.

    Posted by regional on 2007 03 01 at 02:53 PM • permalink

  10. On the topic of headlines, Aussie men may want to show this one to that special lady in the pub. From the Arizona Republic:

    Honey, Root May Help Staph Infection

    (h/t James Taranto-Opinion Journal)

    Posted by JDB on 2007 03 01 at 03:01 PM • permalink

  11. Wow, this may be a new level of eco-moonbattery:

    UFO science key to halting climate change: former Canadian defense minister

    OTTAWA (AFP) - A former Canadian defense minister is demanding governments worldwide disclose and use secret alien technologies obtained in alleged UFO crashes to stem climate change, a local paper said Wednesday.

    Link

    Posted by Hellbilly on 2007 03 01 at 03:49 PM • permalink

  12. I am pretty sure that if you buy an offset, that amount of CO2 is sent to Mars. This has had an unfortunate side effect.

    Mars Melt Hints at Solar, Not Human, Cause for Warming, Scientist Says —National Geographic, well known right-wing mouthpiece.

    Posted by moptop on 2007 03 01 at 03:49 PM • permalink

  13. #11:  “A former Canadian defense minister”

    That would explain a lot.

    Posted by Barbara Skolaut on 2007 03 01 at 03:51 PM • permalink

  14. Of course, I was a bit skeptical about the whole send your carbon to Mars angle ‘til I realized that alien technology has been around all along and big oil and the auto industry have been buying it up and burying it to protect their interests.

    Posted by moptop on 2007 03 01 at 03:51 PM • permalink

  15. Abdussamatov remains contrarian, however, suggesting that the sun holds something quite different in store.

    “The solar irradiance began to drop in the 1990s, and a minimum will be reached by approximately 2040,” Abdussamatov said. “It will cause a steep cooling of the climate on Earth in 15 to 20 years.”

    Holy Cow! A testable prediction!

    Posted by moptop on 2007 03 01 at 03:56 PM • permalink

  16. Yeah, sure. And those points were racked up using reconstituted fuel which burns clean.
    #15 - Moptop is onto something. When Phase One falls on it’s arse and people realise there’s no more mileage in the Warmening Apocalypse, set the switch to “We’re Doomed to the Coolening Catastrophalypse, because of our Wicked Ways causing the buildup of ... (insert gas of choice).”

    Posted by blogstrop on 2007 03 01 at 04:17 PM • permalink

  17. Senators, is there anything they don’t know?

    Posted by Kyda Sylvester on 2007 03 01 at 04:23 PM • permalink

  18. #17: Now there’s a hole with no bottom…

    Posted by Daddy Binx on 2007 03 01 at 04:38 PM • permalink

  19. Well, sure.  Airplanes don’t run on coal.  Everybody knows that.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2007 03 01 at 04:50 PM • permalink

  20. AND YOU THOUGHT GORE WAS A HYPOCRITE

    George Soros

    George Soros Buys Halliburton Stock.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 03 01 at 04:51 PM • permalink

  21. Damn it. Soros story via Instapundit

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 03 01 at 04:54 PM • permalink

  22. Near-blizzard, tornadoes sock central U.S.

    “CHICAGO (Reuters) - The second big winter storm to hit the central United States in less than a week slammed parts of Nebraska and Iowa with near-blizzard conditions on Thursday and spun off tornadoes that killed a child in Missouri.”

    See what happens when you give Al Gore an Oscar.

    Posted by rbj1 on 2007 03 01 at 04:59 PM • permalink

  23. Supreme Court Gives Gore’s Oscar to Bush

    Stunning Reversal for Former Veep Just days after former Vice President Al Gore received an Academy Award for his global warming documentary “An Inconvenient Truth,” the United States Supreme Court handed Mr. Gore a stunning reversal, stripping him of his Oscar and awarding it to President George W. Bush instead.
    ...
    In another setback for the former vice president, a group of scientists meeting in Oslo, Norway today said that Mr. Gore was growing at an unsustainable rate.

    The Borowitz Report

    Posted by Hellbilly on 2007 03 01 at 05:03 PM • permalink

  24. I was sitting in a coffee shop listening to two moonbats rant about how capitalism is the main cause of global warming. Outside snow mixed with freezing rain!

    You just want to bash em with a stick but I live in a country where that would get you 5 years [murder you’re out in 3} hmmmm.

    Posted by lionbill on 2007 03 01 at 05:11 PM • permalink

  25. Excuse me for a mini. It’s Friday! It’s sing song day! wooo hoooo
    okies, to match Tim’s Jewish theme I’m not singing Rabbit Pie day song..

    I can be Jewish for a day!!!!!

    For you Tim TAm

    Matchmaker Matchmaker,
    Make me a match
    Find me a find,
    Catch me a catch
    Matchmaker, Matchmaker
    Look through your books
    and make me a perfect match

    (I’m Swirling around here, everyone sing)

    Matchmaker Matchmaker
    I’ll bring the veil
    You bring the groom
    Slender and pale
    Bring me a ring for I’m longing to be
    The envy of all i see

    (spinning and singing...Make sure it’s not one with a puffy white pirate shirt, under his navy sports coat, but it’s ok the Peter G blueeeeeeeeeee shirrrrrrt...)

    Unless he’s a perfect match!

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 03 01 at 05:31 PM • permalink

  26. p.s. Margos, The Chaser’s war on everything really needs to visit Bondi J, with the Fashion “Inspector”, and hand out fines as so many are wearing daggy clothes like the puffy pirate shirts.

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 03 01 at 05:33 PM • permalink

  27. Onya 1.6.

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 03 01 at 05:40 PM • permalink

  28. A human sould go this wankfest on Sunday night and yell out at the female activists ‘showus ya carbon credits’

    Posted by regional on 2007 03 01 at 06:07 PM • permalink

  29. O/T Webdiary powers on.

    BTW A recent post on webdiary by finance gurus about the Big Slide likely to be indicated by a drop of 300 on the Dow appears to have been off the mark.

    But then - even Tiger Woods doesn’t win every time.

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 03 01 at 06:08 PM • permalink

  30. To be filed under, “You can’t make this up”...

    Posted by anthony_r on 2007 03 01 at 06:37 PM • permalink

  31. #29 MM

    Surely this can’t be right. After all where else would one go for financial advice but to webdiary, the one e-business whose financial success all other e-businesses worldwide strive to emulate.

    Income in December was $110 in donations versus expenditure of $352.86.

    Posted by CO² max on 2007 03 01 at 06:46 PM • permalink

  32. #29

    Oops sorry...you already linked that.

    Posted by CO² max on 2007 03 01 at 06:49 PM • permalink

  33. #11 Hellbilly -

    A former Canadian defense minister is demanding governments worldwide disclose and use secret alien technologies obtained in alleged UFO crashes to stem climate change

    Want our dilithium crystals and anti-matter drive?  Come to Moon Base Alpha and take it from me.  Bitch.

    Posted by wronwright on 2007 03 01 at 07:10 PM • permalink

  34. Does the VRWC hand out Moonbat awards?

    Some nominations:

    International
    Al Gore
    , for his record breaking ‘per capita’ household carbon footprint

    Australia
    Tim Flannery and Bob Brown for their frequent flyer carbon footprints; Flannery taking the lead by taking money from all parties for speaking engagements

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 03 01 at 07:24 PM • permalink

  35. When is a footprint not a footprint?

    when its mine (Gore should reply)

    Posted by Nic on 2007 03 01 at 07:34 PM • permalink

  36. And don’t forget the Suzuki hypocrite too:
    http://tinyurl.com/ypymh6

    And I am disgusted that a former Minister of Defence would be clearly violating Paragon Alien Canadian Offset’s copyright and trademark. PACO™© will be seeing someone in court very soon (once the saucer returns).

    Posted by andycanuck on 2007 03 01 at 07:41 PM • permalink

  37. #11 & #33
    This is one of those “my lips to your ears” deals okay.
    Whale oil.
    Perfomance Accelerating Cetacean Oil.
    I’ll leave it up to you to join up the rest of the dots.

    Posted by lotocoti on 2007 03 01 at 08:05 PM • permalink

  38. Hellbilly
    You’re the third person to link to that piece of regurgitation today, on three threads. And the article is two years old.

    FYI

    Cheers

    Posted by J.M. Heinrichs on 2007 03 01 at 08:44 PM • permalink

  39. Wait a second, I thought we (USA) had the largest per capita...bad thingy...he said about Australia.  We’re gonna have to get busy up here to reclaim our rightful place as the worlds worst consumers.......dammit....

    Posted by Old Tanker on 2007 03 01 at 08:47 PM • permalink

  40. Sooo… Just like in the US, one of the unwritten requirements of Senatorship in OZ is to be a whiny, stuck up bitch. Good to know.

    Posted by brett_l on 2007 03 01 at 09:20 PM • permalink

  41. #40 brett_l

    The second requirement must be to rip on your own country......

    Posted by Old Tanker on 2007 03 01 at 10:14 PM • permalink

  42. Just this evening I was replacing the chrome saucers on my electric stove when I came across this revelation on the packaging:

    The average U.S. household could save over $50 per year in utility costs by regularly replacing drip pans.

    Really?  Well, let’s extrapolate!

    Gore’s home consumes 20 times the power of the average household.  If his drip pans were replaced regularly, he could save $1,000 per year—and that’s just one of his three houses!

    Do you suppose his servants would take my call?

    Posted by Rittenhouse on 2007 03 01 at 11:21 PM • permalink

  43. I’m still struggling with why the government wouldn’t want Bob on the A team?

    Posted by allan on 2007 03 01 at 11:33 PM • permalink

  44. #42.  Drip pans?  That thing I put under by car?  I haven’t changed that thing ever, except to pour the contents back into the Land Rover (also known as an Oklahoma Oil Change).  No wonder my power bill is so freakin high!

    Posted by Vanguard of the Commentariat on 2007 03 01 at 11:37 PM • permalink

  45. Hey, Bob’s a tilter, too!!!

    Hmmm… more of a bender than a tilter.

    Posted by Stop Continental Drift! on 2007 03 01 at 11:50 PM • permalink

  46. Apparently David Hicks has been charged. How many volts did they give the prick?

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 03 01 at 11:58 PM • permalink

  47. Bob Brown’s frequent frier points - is the head Green intent on Browning the planet?

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 03 02 at 12:24 AM • permalink

  48. If anyone sees Kevin Rudd, tell him his dinner companions have arrived

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 03 02 at 12:26 AM • permalink

  49. #36
    Canadian nominee
    Looks like David Suzuki fits the bill, with his use of the Gaia-rapin’-tour-bus.

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 03 02 at 12:29 AM • permalink

  50. #48
    Wudd’s Wabbit stew for dinner?

    ... and a ‘mean chocolate cake’ for dessert (contains a file for Brian Bourke’s next prison breakout)

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 03 02 at 12:38 AM • permalink

  51. #48
    And Mrs Hogg’s introduction to the Bennelong campaign trail.

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 03 02 at 12:46 AM • permalink

  52. If that great berk, Brian Burke, isn’t on the Liberals payroll, he bloody well oughta be.

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 03 02 at 12:46 AM • permalink

  53. Bet Kevni now thinks that Brian Burke was a bridge too far ... reckon that’s forked his road the Lodge ...

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 03 02 at 12:54 AM • permalink

  54. Remember, when Bob Brown is on one of his overseas jaunts he isn’t here.

    Posted by Contrail on 2007 03 02 at 01:04 AM • permalink

  55. Kruddy must have been the last Labor Party member in the country to have got the word about Burkie.

    Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2007 03 02 at 01:06 AM • permalink

  56. Who would’ve thought that a man who embarked on a national “listening tour” would be such a cloth eared bint.

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 03 02 at 01:11 AM • permalink

  57. #42- I think you’ll find this is what they’re trying to catch. Stands to reason, really, like all the other logical progressions that inform this brilliant con rational debate.

    Posted by Habib on 2007 03 02 at 01:14 AM • permalink

  58. #54
    Understandable that Bob leaves the map of Tassie to mount summits elsewhere?

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 03 02 at 01:18 AM • permalink

  59. #55
    Beyond the then aspirant leader Kevni to do deals with the Devil? ;)

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 03 02 at 01:23 AM • permalink

  60. wronwright—Sandra Benes has her eye on you up there, buddy, so WATCH IT.

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 03 02 at 01:59 AM • permalink

  61. Chill out, guys. According to National Geographic,

    Simultaneous warming on Earth and Mars suggests that our planet’s recent climate changes have a natural—and not a human-induced—cause, according to one scientist’s controversial theory.

    Maybe both Earth and Mars are being heated by Venus.

    Posted by oldfart on 2007 03 02 at 02:22 AM • permalink

  62. #59 - “Vote 1 Kevin Rudd: the politician who is as dumb as he looks!”

    Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2007 03 02 at 02:24 AM • permalink

  63. #62
    But ABC’s Fran Kelly keeps telling us how clever he is.
    (3rd hour of audio, @13min15sec in).

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 03 02 at 03:28 AM • permalink

  64. #46. Nowhere near enough.

    Posted by Nilknarf Arbed on 2007 03 02 at 03:31 AM • permalink

  65. #48
    KRuddy goes from “messing with Howard’s head"* to messing his pants ...

    *Per Fran Kelly, ABC Radio.

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 03 02 at 03:36 AM • permalink

  66. What is this, aweekend? I think you’re all drunk, or maybne I am, cause I don’t get any of this.

    Posted by dean martin on 2007 03 02 at 04:22 AM • permalink

  67. Heres Mr Browns political party. The usual environmentalist pollie who gathers his votes in the urban areas and tells everyone else how to live. Called for the closing down of the entire Australian coal industry in no more than 3 or 4 years.
    A real fanatic wingnut.

    Green parties site.

    The last state election I went to had a greens supporter sitting in his new mercedies with the door open, engine running, and air conditioner on giving out how to vote cards. Oh and he had a “greens not greed” banner strung between a couple of trees.

    Hope that helps. Anyway you may be right about drunkeness a kilt wearing maniac just joined in another thread and the wail of bagpipes (or is that Andrea setting the bees onto a troll?) and smell of grog seems fairly strong.

    Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2007 03 02 at 04:45 AM • permalink

  68. #63

    Franny *Hearts* Kevni.

    Posted by CO² max on 2007 03 02 at 04:53 AM • permalink

  69. I know schadenfreude is’nt considered politically correct but i just could not resist gloating over this story of ARCH hypocrits - The British Bullshit Corporation

    BBC staff travel 125 million miles a year by air
    Total UK domestic flights: 17 million miles
    Total European flights: 14 million miles
    Other flights: 94 million miles
    Total air miles: 125 million
    Total cost: £15,147,000
    TOTAL CO2 EMISSIONS: 25,676,000 Kgs

    TOTAL CO2 OFFSET: 0 kgs. Yes, 0 Kg.
    Source FOI act.

    Al Gore eat your Heart out!

    BBC carbon usage

    Posted by davo on 2007 03 02 at 05:18 AM • permalink

  70. #69
    Hypocrites’ Guide to the Galaxy ...
    Prostetnic Goregon Jeltz at the helm?

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 03 02 at 05:46 AM • permalink

  71. Want our dilithium crystals and anti-matter drive?  Come to Moon Base Alpha and take it from me.  Bitch. - me
    wronwright—Sandra Benes has her eye on you up there, buddy, so WATCH IT. - richard mcenroe

    Would she by any chance be one of these ladies.  They’ve been following me around.

    Posted by wronwright on 2007 03 02 at 06:10 AM • permalink

  72. It is so good to see these spivs and touts exposed for what they are. At work today, I was accused of being a neocon, and a global warming denier, because of a one liner I made about Al Gore and I was only getting a cup of coffee.
    Andrea, thank heavens you got rid of ‘Freddy’, its bad enough they live and breath on a daily basis, we don’t need them polluting sane and proper debate, with or without the expletives.

    Posted by BJM on 2007 03 02 at 06:17 AM • permalink

  73. BJM - the bloody neighbourhood dogs have been leaving freddies all over my front lawn recently. It’s a relief to come in here and enjoy a clean environment.
    I’m listening to the Casino Royale soundtrack as I finish dinner. And now I might open that bottle of red the boss gave me at Christmas… happy weekend, all.

    Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2007 03 02 at 06:32 AM • permalink

  74. How on earth did you know that I thought Gore was a hypocrite!?!

    Posted by Penguin on 2007 03 02 at 07:10 AM • permalink

  75. Someone’s probably mentioned this already but the Bob Brown article is a couple of years old now (August 2002). Doesn’t change the fact he is a hypocrite for travelling that way to an enviro conference but this would seem to be old news.

    Posted by Villeurbanne on 2007 03 02 at 07:13 AM • permalink

  76. My mistake - MM pointed that out in the link in the post. Apologies all.

    Posted by Villeurbanne on 2007 03 02 at 07:15 AM • permalink

  77. It’s still one of the “finest headlines ever published”

    Posted by moptop on 2007 03 02 at 07:35 AM • permalink

  78. #67
    Hey! I may be a maniac, and I may wear a kilt, and I may indeed be drunk (on grog), but… er… well, I suppose there’s not much scope for adding a ‘but’ to that.

    Anway, it’s bright and sunny here in Scotland (at least for the next few minutes). I blame mankind!

    Posted by Don Charleone on 2007 03 02 at 08:44 AM • permalink

  79. Since we have an expert here, why do bagpipers players walk while they play? Is it to get away from the noise?

    Posted by moptop on 2007 03 02 at 08:46 AM • permalink

  80. I like to hear the pipes, when they are played properly. We had a Scot in Baghdad who’d play everyday around noon. It helped drown out the incessant wailing coming from a nearby mosque, so that definitely brought the bagpipes stock up a few points in my book.
    But what do I know? I also like accordion music and Bavarian yodeling.

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 03 02 at 09:10 AM • permalink

  81. #80 - I’ll take bagpipes over mariachi any day of the week.

    Posted by Achillea on 2007 03 02 at 10:44 AM • permalink

  82. Bob’s Brown-eye points ... apt for a Moon-bat?

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 03 02 at 06:21 PM • permalink

  83. You want to put steel into a soldier’s spine? Let the pipes rip!

    You want to mourn the loss of a warrior? Let the pipes lament..

    Posted by Penguin on 2007 03 02 at 09:05 PM • permalink

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