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ALL THE CHEWS THAT’S FIT TO PRINT

It’s been covered by the Washington Post, the London Times, Reuters, India’s Times Now TV, South Africa’s Independent Online, across News Ltd, by the UK Telegraph, by AFP, Canada’s Calgary Herald, the Times of India, the Hong Kong Standard, the Guardian, the Straits Times, and the Australian ...

... yet, as reader Bonmot points out, Kevin Rudd’s embarrassing diet is not mentioned by the Sydney Morning Herald, the Age, or the ABC (besides one comment from the Daily Telegraph’s Malcolm Farr).

Possibly these guys consider Ruddmunching too trivial a matter to deal with. After all, the SMH prefers covering serious issues, like Presidential noodle consumption:

At the barbecue for the troops, under Ms. Crabb’s watchful eye, [George W. Bush] helpfully counted his own noodles (there were eight) in a scene she wrote about in her front-page column this way: “Eight!” he concluded. “Eight noodles! There’s your story! Nice helping you out!”

Besides the front page, that noodle item also ran on the SMH’s poster (“Dubya, his noodles and me”, or something similar). So trivia is unlikely to be a reason for wax-related rejection; what other excuse might the SMH offer?

Anyhoo, since Kevin won’t read about it in local broadsheets, here’s a Waxgate story for him in Chinese.

UPDATE. The SMH catches up.

Posted by Tim B. on 10/28/2007 at 11:24 AM
  1. Maybe it was . . . plastic ear wax.

    Posted by paco on 2007 10 28 at 11:33 AM • permalink

  2. For shame. Vincent Price would be very disappointed with such waste.

    Posted by Simon Darkshade on 2007 10 28 at 11:45 AM • permalink

  3. #2: Haw! Kevin Rudd in a remake of The House of Wax; excellent, Mr. Darkshade.

    Posted by paco on 2007 10 28 at 11:49 AM • permalink

  4. You’d think getting tossed out on his ear from a NY strip joint would be more damaging to his image than snacking on earwax, but I guess no one can predict the public’s, ummm… taste.

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2007 10 28 at 11:58 AM • permalink

  5. #4: Now, if we had a video of Kev jamming ear wax down the panties of one of the voluptuous dancers . . .

    Posted by paco on 2007 10 28 at 12:01 PM • permalink

  6. As much in the bank for Shrillary as the Beltway press (NYT, WaPo, etc) is, I can’t imagine they’d bury/ignore such a public faux pas.

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2007 10 28 at 12:05 PM • permalink

  7. For the record, I’d rather read about President Bush’s noodles than about Kevin Rudd’s wax.

    Hm, why does that sound dirty when I say it out loud?

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2007 10 28 at 12:51 PM • permalink

  8. I’d like to take all of those who love denigrating Bush and load them down with his responsibility.  Let them age 20 years in the space of a few years.  Let them be the butt of every kind of gross joke.  Let them be smeared, accused of blowing up their fellow citizens so that he could go to war for fun and profit, equated with one of the worse mass murderers in history, etal.  Let them be put under a microscope, with every little word and gesture scrutinized endlessly.  Let them do all of that while carrying the responsibility for a war in which half the government works for the enemy. 

    They can do all of this to Bush—and Howard—but Rudd is exempt?

    Posted by saltydog on 2007 10 28 at 02:27 PM • permalink

  9. Be glad it was ear wax.  It could have been boogers.

    Posted by Mystery Meat on 2007 10 28 at 02:49 PM • permalink

  10. Rudd PR machine is training the PM-in-waiting to fish out an exceptionally large nasal boogie during the last week and ingest it. Rudd won’t be allowed to blow his nose for a week ahead of the prime-time event (all stations except ABC).

    Posted by Contrail on 2007 10 28 at 04:45 PM • permalink

  11. Rudder in the Wax Museum…

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 10 28 at 04:59 PM • permalink

  12. The bar is set way too high for Annabel Crabb to be the dullest of election correspondents - (hello Paul and Michelle) - but reading her copy reminds me of listening to a long, long set up for a joke where the punchline never arrives.

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 10 28 at 05:40 PM • permalink

  13. Thanks for that, saltydog. None of the jackasses who denigrate everything about President Bush would last a month before becoming drooling incoherent idiots…oh, wait…

    Glad to see you got through another inferno, I had several friends in Poway & Rancho Bernardo evacuated…Bless you ALL.

    Posted by KC on 2007 10 28 at 05:47 PM • permalink

  14. One would like to wax lyrical about Mr Rudd!

    Does he help Therese with her leg waxing I wonder?

    Posted by Hillyminx on 2007 10 28 at 05:50 PM • permalink

  15. Does this mean Kevni is about to get his own Madame Tussads wax portrait now?

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 10 28 at 05:53 PM • permalink

  16. Kevni son, wax on, wax off!

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 10 28 at 05:53 PM • permalink

  17. The Herald, ol’ Auntie, The Age,
    Are hypocrites on their front page -
    They’ll pull out their fingers for Tax,
    Yet told about Rudd’s taste in Wax
    They censor, go quiet, disengage.

    Posted by Barrie on 2007 10 28 at 05:54 PM • permalink

  18. Bikinni wax next Kevni?

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 10 28 at 06:01 PM • permalink

  19. It certainly gives one food for thought.

    Posted by kae on 2007 10 28 at 06:53 PM • permalink

  20. “It’s well and truly time to regain our nation’s reputation as a good international citizen and that is precisely what you will get from Kevin Rudd and Labor,” (last sentence - here.)

    I am struggling to think of an Australian opposition leader who has had such an impact on Australia’s international reputation. Not only with the above links but also here.

    Just as well Labor chose a diplomat.

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 10 28 at 07:02 PM • permalink

  21. A few pics of Rudds ideal evening out.
    First a bit of fine dining.
    here.

    Followed by some fine art.
    Then off to bed

    All in all a perfect evening.

    Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2007 10 28 at 07:03 PM • permalink

  22. Your link to the Chinese story on Rudd’s wax munching prompted me to do a search for it on China’s most popular search engine. The results are amazing! Searching for “吃耳垢” + “澳大利亚” [chomping ear wax + Australia] resulted in 1,780 stories (see results here). The story has also made it onto the International News pages of big newspapers (including pictures of Rudd chomping away) - see here for a good example (the paper printed pics captured from the YouTube vid).

    Posted by Hanyu on 2007 10 28 at 08:50 PM • permalink

  23. Hey, let’s be fair. Maybe the Keebler elves have set up a cookie factory in Kevin’s ear canal; he might have been eating some Rite-Bites or Fudge Sandies.

    Posted by paco on 2007 10 28 at 09:20 PM • permalink

  24. Oh, no! What’s this?

    Rattles newspaper in startled fashion

    “Vegemite Sales Collapse as Kevin Rudd Reveals Source of Key Ingredient”

    Posted by paco on 2007 10 28 at 09:28 PM • permalink

  25. THE SMH did an article about this today

    http://www.smh.com.au/new
    s/federalelection2007new
    s/friends-romans-and-kevin133/2007
    /10/28/1193555533346.html


    ...which you really should have formatted properly. There, I fixed it. The Management.

    Posted by AussieJim on 2007 10 28 at 10:46 PM • permalink

  26. If Kevin Rudd were to brutally murder one little old lady every day live on camera how long would it take the ABC to notice?

    How long would it take them to start hyping Kevvie’s forward looking population policy for a sustainable future?

    Posted by eeniemeenie on 2007 10 28 at 11:14 PM • permalink

  27. Please use the “link” button for long urls. It’s so easy, even a caveman could do it.

    Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2007 10 29 at 01:04 AM • permalink

  28. #25 & 27

    AussieJim, I’d call that a lucky escape.

    Posted by kae on 2007 10 29 at 01:08 AM • permalink

  29. I don’t really see what’s so surprising about the fact the minutiae of Bush’s visit eclipsed Rudd’s wax eating.

    In Australia a visiting two-term US president will always, always be more newsworthy than an Opposition Leader.

    Posted by AlexanderH on 2007 10 29 at 01:34 AM • permalink

  30. there was another reference on the ABC on the media report last week (RN)

    Lindsay Marshall: ... I’m just fascinated by the phenomenon of Kevin Rudd and his popularity. I mean the worm hit the roof just when he was clearing his throat.


    Don Gordon-Brown: His popularity ear-waxes and wanes, doesn’t it?


    Lindsay Marshall: It does, it does. But people are now naming their children Kevin, and some of them are boys. Coming in on the bus, people -

    the segment was heavily promoted during the week thusly: ‘satire is alive and well in
    Kevin Rudd’s Brisbane

    Posted by eeniemeenie on 2007 10 29 at 01:45 AM • permalink

  31. Don Gordon-Brown: I met a baby the other day it was just called ‘07’.


    Lindsay Marshall: Yes, ‘07’. People are openly eating their own ear-wax, and I see more people with pudding-bowl haircuts wandering the street.

    there was a little more, sorry-  I failed cut and paste in grade three

    Posted by eeniemeenie on 2007 10 29 at 01:49 AM • permalink

  32. #29 Excellent second post, AlexanderH. Keep up the good work.

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 10 29 at 02:00 AM • permalink


  33. #3
    The parliament House of Wax ...

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 10 29 at 02:51 AM • permalink

  34. Friends, Australians, countrymen, lend me your earwax!

    Posted by Dminor on 2007 10 29 at 04:36 AM • permalink

  35. That bloke at the SMH, Damien Murphy, wrote, “By yesterday more than 400,000 people around the world had tuned in to see Rudd getting an earful.”

    Wrong, wrong, wrong.  What they saw was him getting his earful into his mouth.  Or, alternatively, getting a mouthful of his earful. 

    On the other hand, Murphy did get this excellent quote from a Post writer. 

    The question is whether a man with so little savvy for the cameras surrounding him is fit to hold his nation’s highest office.

    Good question.

    Posted by Janice on 2007 10 29 at 04:59 AM • permalink

  36. The question is whether a man with so little savvy for the cameras surrounding him is fit to hold his nation’s highest office.

    Let’s just hope he keeps his hands above the desk ...

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 10 29 at 07:06 AM • permalink

  37. Wax(g)ate ...

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 10 29 at 07:09 AM • permalink

  38. The Age, the ABC and the SMH might turn a blind eye, but you can bet your left goog that US and UK news channels will be running that ad nauseum and having TV anchors make various puns whenever PM Rudd visits on official business.

    Posted by Abu Chowdah on 2007 10 29 at 07:09 AM • permalink

  39. Someone told the Krudder to mine his own beeswax?

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 10 29 at 07:46 AM • permalink

  40. Eating earwax without tomarter sauce.

    Social death

    Posted by Pickles on 2007 10 29 at 05:28 PM • permalink

  41. Snigger ...

    So it’s not his latest lock-step agreement with Howard on signing a new Kyoto like climate change agreement me too, but Kevin.07’s snacking habits which are of great interest to the masters of our Manchurian Candidate.
    Perhaps it was his blurry eyed attempt to use his cerumen to bikini wax the artistes in New York that got him thrown out.
    It lends credence to the rumour that his infamous morning after apology to Therese resulted when 07 realised his nocturnal distribution of aural canal squalene could not be explained away by over active epithelial migration and Therese was certain notice the discepancy during her next leg wax.
    It certainly gives new import to 07 signing his letters ‘yours sincerely’.

    Posted by Peter W on 2007 10 30 at 12:40 AM • permalink

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