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Earth Hour looms. Citizens, prepare your illumination arsenal.

UPDATE. A roundup of the unenlightened.

Posted by Tim B. on 03/30/2007 at 11:44 PM
  1. I’m in Canberra today, they go to sleep at 7pm….

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 03 30 at 11:56 PM • permalink

  2. Didn’t the US send one of our emergency super tankers loaded with Liquid Pressurized Electricity to y’alls AO, just in case this goes sideways?

    Posted by Grimmy on 2007 03 30 at 11:57 PM • permalink

  3. Hi Grimmy, I’m in Canberra, the capital of Australia :)))weeeeeeeee

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 03 30 at 11:58 PM • permalink

  4. Tim B, if I was in Bondi J, I’d say let’s spend it together in the dark

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 03 30 at 11:59 PM • permalink

  5. And in 9 months a baby boom, the downside is Al becomes Australias most popular boys name….

    Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2007 03 31 at 12:05 AM • permalink

  6. This fatuous exercise will have as much effect on the climate as 200,000 walking across the Harbour Bridge in May 2000 did for aboriginal welfare.  Cheap, feel-good symbolism then and now. 

    Real world problems with effective solutions to hand such as providing clean water to millions without it; combatting malaria which is still killing two million people, mostly children, a year; and helping third world countries to build viable economies; are all forgotten while a substantial proportion of our population obsesses about the climate.

    It’s grotesque.

    Posted by Ubique on 2007 03 31 at 12:25 AM • permalink

  7. So, assuming I have this whole time zone thing down, five hours and ten minutes from now is zero hour.

    That will be 4:30am here.  Set the alarm, get up and turn on every light in the house that isn’t in my bedroom, go back to bed. Got it. :)

    Posted by fclark on 2007 03 31 at 12:28 AM • permalink

  8. We’re celebraitng by buying an SUV.

    —Nora

    Posted by The Thin Man Returns on 2007 03 31 at 12:49 AM • permalink

  9. How dare fairfax throw the warmening balance out.

    Weather forecast suggests tonight at 7:30pm is going to be a bit cool - so on with the heater and as many incandescent bulbs I can find.  Hopefully this will make it too hot so I can turn on my 2 airconditioning units!

    I had no intention of using my new 42” plasma TV tonight but will now turn it on anyway - just so that I can make a difference.

    Posted by Vincent Gerome on 2007 03 31 at 12:50 AM • permalink

  10. Global dimming-wits ... the lights are on, but no one’s home ...

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 03 31 at 12:56 AM • permalink

  11. #8
    Local (bush) newspaper has a front page splash about the city banning conventional light globes ... and at the foot of the page an advert for 4WD accessories with a pic of a 4WD complete with bullbar, bull whip antenna, roofracks, the lot ...
    Bet this’ll make meeja watch, not.

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 03 31 at 01:03 AM • permalink

  12. ‘Battery operated Lanterns’. Give me break. These people actually do believe in their moral superiority. Well, at no time will I be using my ‘rechargeable battery operated lantern’ tonight. I shall be using my ‘Gaia gutting, coal fired electrically energised globes’, in which to light my way around my domicile. Also I will be vulcanising the tyres of my internal combustion sports transport so as to mobilise ourselves aimlessly around the hills of central Victoria tomorrow.

    Posted by BJM on 2007 03 31 at 01:17 AM • permalink

  13. I’ve just switched on the electric heater, as it’s going to be very cold here in New South Wales once everyone turns off the lights at 7.30pm. Coldening is really a good solution to warmening. There should be more of it, Fairfax!

    Posted by mareeS on 2007 03 31 at 01:22 AM • permalink

  14. Shame it Isn’t 2 hours later when Australians will be cranking up their energy gobbling plasma TVs for the cricket.

    And #6 It is grotesque. I would dearly love to ship these c@@ts off to some poverty and malarial ridden 3rd world country then come back a few years later and ask what they think of development now.

    Posted by phil_b on 2007 03 31 at 01:25 AM • permalink

  15. If this causes grid problems for y’all down under, I have a spare extension cord y’all can borrow.

    Posted by Grimmy on 2007 03 31 at 01:32 AM • permalink

  16. Free Puff Davey!

    Posted by fidens on 2007 03 31 at 01:35 AM • permalink

  17. 2005 was Australia’s hottest year on record… So 2006 was cooler. Could someone be behind the power curve trend-wise? Furthermore one might be inclined to posit the decline of other gases is causing gerbil worming.
    Set free the CFCs!

    Posted by lotocoti on 2007 03 31 at 01:57 AM • permalink

  18. Fairfax are issuing all staff in their buildings “battery-operated lanterns” to use afetr the witching hour of 7.30 tonight.

    They also helpfully suggest that staff “go to the toilet before 7.30” so that they won’t be groping in the dark (is that you Alan Ramsay, yoo-hoo, Mike Carlton, is that you over there, Adele, what are you doing in the men’s loo…”.

    They also suggest that staff who are scared of the dark speak to their supervisor before 7.30 so “that arrangements can be made”.

    This is a serious newspaper in a first-world country folks. Beyond parody? Beyond a joke more like it!

    Posted by Bonmot on 2007 03 31 at 02:07 AM • permalink

  19. Re #15

    Nice thought, mate but we use the real stuff down here-240 volts of genuine coal generated CO2 producing juice -in Victoria they burn low grade brown coal Would need to burn about a million tons just to keep al’gore in lighting

    Cheers
    RodC

    Posted by Rod C on 2007 03 31 at 02:10 AM • permalink

  20. #19, no worries. I think I also have a 240 outlet. Iirc, that’s where I have my washing mashine plugged in.

    I dont know how we could fix the issue of everything spinning backwards and being upside down where you’re at. Would that harm electical components? Or would it just make digital screens read backwards?

    Posted by Grimmy on 2007 03 31 at 02:17 AM • permalink

  21. Going out tonight - driving my SUV into town to see a play. But I will be leaving five times as many lights on at home as normal, just to cancel out the actions of a few GW’ers. Every little bit helps.

    Posted by hazza on 2007 03 31 at 02:34 AM • permalink

  22. #18, The thought of Alan Ramsay and Mike Carlton groping around in a darkened toilet has put me off my dinner.

    Posted by chrisgo on 2007 03 31 at 03:02 AM • permalink

  23. #15
    Tks Grimmy
    Prolly hardly be a flicker, but, just in case ... our local bush network may suffer due to our University town f*cktards: hope that the local fire brigade are on alert in case their soya candles burn their houses down ...

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 03 31 at 03:06 AM • permalink

  24. Hey, 1.618, which part of glorious Stanhopelessville are you at?

    We are turning everything on at 1930, drinking booze, eating garlic prawns imported from some third-world hellhole and sneerting at the greenies. It is all in a good cause, we want to hear Gaia whimper.

    MarkL
    Canberra

    Posted by MarkL on 2007 03 31 at 03:21 AM • permalink

  25. Just checking the equipment now. I’ve got 16 lights and 1 spotty, 1 fridge, 1 freeer, 1 drier, 1 washing maching, 3 X PCs, 1 fish tank (with heating, pump and light!), 1 foxtel unit, a big TV, 1 DVD player, 1 CD player, 1 outdoor pump, a few radios, a toaster and a sandwich maker. OK, I’m firing up nat 7:15.

    Posted by Pericles on 2007 03 31 at 03:25 AM • permalink

  26. You don’t even have to worry about me, Tim: Hawthorn v Brisbane on the box, starting at 7.00pm. The whole house will be lit up to mark the start of the 2007 season and all three TVs will be on, as we settle down for the game in our official members’ scarves, with fish-and-chips and a bottle of white for the grown-ups.

    GO HAWKS!

    Posted by Imre on 2007 03 31 at 03:29 AM • permalink

  27. #1
    1.6
    I see it hasn’t changed much in the 30 years since I was last there…

    Posted by kae on 2007 03 31 at 03:44 AM • permalink

  28. #20
    It should be OK, Grimmy -its AC so it goes both ways

    Cheers
    RodC

    Posted by Rod C on 2007 03 31 at 03:52 AM • permalink

  29. You can actually put power back in the grid by turning your washing machine tub by hand.  This has not been suggested, apparently.

    Posted by rhhardin on 2007 03 31 at 04:04 AM • permalink

  30. Going to dinner tonight with a group of friends.

    Was advised by the restaurant that they are participating in Earth Hour and our meal will be by candlelight.

    I will be taking one of these. Should be tres romantique...

    Posted by Dan Lewis on 2007 03 31 at 04:14 AM • permalink

  31. #29
    Excellent advice. I shall stick an over-active cat in there at once and do my bit for the planet.

    Posted by Dan Lewis on 2007 03 31 at 04:17 AM • permalink

  32. Channel 7 Sydney just reported that the energy saved will be the equivalent of taking 75,000 motor vehicles off the road for a year.
    Didn’t anyone at Channel 7 study maths at school?
    Or do all the idiots turning their lights off live in houses bigger than Algore’s?

    Posted by hazza on 2007 03 31 at 04:24 AM • permalink

  33. Highway flares!  Light, waste heat and HUGE carbon emissions!

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 03 31 at 04:24 AM • permalink

  34. Sitting here on the back of the boat (twin 270hp Cummings diesels) with a margarita and 15 mins to go until earth hour. Looking across the harbour at the floating dock where dozens of arc-lights are burning about 350kilowatts a second. Wonder if they’ve heard of earth hour?

    Posted by mareeS on 2007 03 31 at 04:46 AM • permalink

  35. All the lights in the house are on, the Xbox and TV are fired up,  theres 2 PC’s on (one is downloading some BSG season 3 right now) the gas heater is burning away and theres a thick porterhouse steak on the grill. 

    Happy earth hour everyone!

    Posted by bondo on 2007 03 31 at 04:59 AM • permalink

  36. Seems like quite a party! All I can contribute is a little music.

    Posted by dean martin on 2007 03 31 at 05:11 AM • permalink

  37. I’m just having a bit of a problem with the outdoor security kreig lights… they are on motion sensors, and shut down after seven minutes.

    I have to constantly patrol the perimeter to set them off afresh, to ensure full domestic electricity useage.

    The sacrifices one must make to prove a point…...

    Posted by Kaboom on 2007 03 31 at 05:13 AM • permalink

  38. And another, just for the hell of it.

    Posted by dean martin on 2007 03 31 at 05:14 AM • permalink

  39. 13 mins to go.  All 42 lights checked and on

    Posted by pommygranate on 2007 03 31 at 05:16 AM • permalink

  40. Started turning on lights, TV, computers etc when I realised I’d left my clothes for tonight in the wash. Since I don’t have a dryer, they’re now in front of the radiator running at full power. Two birds with one stone.

    Posted by SouthernCrusader on 2007 03 31 at 05:18 AM • permalink

  41. #32 I’m sure Muslim car bombers have taken 75,000 cars off the road in the last year. No wonder greenies love them so much.

    Posted by dean martin on 2007 03 31 at 05:19 AM • permalink

  42. Suggestion: survey ur suburb view for darkening pre/post 7:30 pm ...

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 03 31 at 05:21 AM • permalink

  43. #42
    My lil’ city looks darker n usual already (but ref comments at #23) ... sheesh!

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 03 31 at 05:23 AM • permalink

  44. 6 minutes to go. Damn - too cold for the air conditioner but not cold enough for the heater. Stoopid mild Sydney autumn weather.

    Posted by David Morgan on 2007 03 31 at 05:23 AM • permalink

  45. C’mon Dave, take one for the team!

    Posted by dean martin on 2007 03 31 at 05:29 AM • permalink

  46. Turned on the printer and it started just printing out gibberish and chewing up dead trees for some reason. Right now at least, I can only see it as a good thing!

    Posted by SouthernCrusader on 2007 03 31 at 05:31 AM • permalink

  47. #42
    Very disappointing - estimate here is 75% houses in darkness, prolly a fun gimmick for the kids ...

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 03 31 at 05:33 AM • permalink

  48. TV1 just put on an ad. Paraphrasing this, but I got a giggle.

    “TV1 supports Earth hour. If you live in Sydney, please turn off your lights to help stop global warming, and settle back in your chair and watch TV1 in the dark.”

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 03 31 at 05:35 AM • permalink

  49. #44, put both on!

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 03 31 at 05:35 AM • permalink

  50. #45 Dino - just got something out of the fridge and left the door open for a long time - every little bit helps.

    Posted by David Morgan on 2007 03 31 at 05:36 AM • permalink

  51. #49 - Ash - you’re a genius!

    Posted by David Morgan on 2007 03 31 at 05:37 AM • permalink

  52. #47, not even flickering glows from the plasma t.v.‘s?

    Posted by chrisgo on 2007 03 31 at 05:49 AM • permalink

  53. #52
    Here’s hoping! :)

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 03 31 at 05:58 AM • permalink

  54. I wonder how many house fires due to knocked over candles we will have?

    Posted by phil_b on 2007 03 31 at 06:03 AM • permalink

  55. #54
    Agree
    Ref #23, that’s why they banned ‘cracker night’, due to injuries.

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 03 31 at 06:11 AM • permalink

  56. The play in our small town was cancelled at the last minute so just got home early.
    Turned the TV, radio and lots more lights on only to overload the system. Had to go downstairs and reset the trip switch.
    All lights and appliances now running at full volume.
    Oh, and I noticed on the way back that the hippies who rent the other residence on this property have all lights blazing. Maybe they aint so bad after all.

    Posted by hazza on 2007 03 31 at 06:15 AM • permalink

  57. #51, are you temperature neutral now?

    I turned both of mine on. In fact, every light and appliance on my property is running. I even have the old mobile phones that we don’t use anymore charging.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 03 31 at 06:17 AM • permalink

  58. New thread: Let There Be Light

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 03 31 at 06:18 AM • permalink

  59. Channel 7 Sydney just reported that the energy saved will be the equivalent of taking 75,000 motor vehicles off the road for a year.
    Didn’t anyone at Channel 7 study maths at school?

    Obviously not. Let’s make some simple assumptions:

    * An average car is driven 1 hour a day, 5 days a week, year round.
    * On an average journey, the engine is putting out an average of 10 horse power (7.5kW). An engine puts out power even at idle, and a lot more than 10HP during acceleration, and probably around 10 during moderate speed cruising. So I think this is probably a fair assumption.
    * A car’s drivetrain is about 33% efficient (that’s probably a bit generous).

    So, 75000*5*52*7.5 = 146 250 000 kWh

    Halve that figure to take into account efficiency of a power plant and transmission lines, and we’re looking at 73 gigawatts of power turned off for an hour. So if every household turns off, say, four 100W bulbs, you’d only need 182 million households to provide an equivalent saving!

    Now.. the only remaining question is.. are there 182 million households involved in this travesty?

    Morons.

    Posted by Nicholas on 2007 03 31 at 06:27 AM • permalink

  60. Oops, I forgot to multiply by 3, for the 33% efficiency. If I redo the mathematics:

    75000*5*52*7.5*3 = 438 750 000 kWh

    So, again for a 50% efficient power plant/transmission lines, we’re looking at 219gW delivered power. That’s enough to power 2.193 billion 100W light globes for one hour.

    Posted by Nicholas on 2007 03 31 at 06:31 AM • permalink

  61. Oh, and I didn’t even take into account the fact that if enough people switched off their lights, it would eat into the baseload capacity, which would mean the large plants would have to be throttled down or turned off for an hour, which is an extremely inefficient process. Quite a bit of coal will still be burnt, despite the reduced draw, simply because you can’t flick a coal power station to “off” and then switch it back on an hour later instantly.

    It’s a stunt, pure and simple.

    Posted by Nicholas on 2007 03 31 at 06:34 AM • permalink

  62. Nicholas, maybe they should have just constructed a giant papier-mâché light bulb and invited everyone down to symbolically “turn out the lights” by destroying it - burning it in effigy, as it were.

    They do have experience with giant papier-mâché constructions, don’t they?  (I think some university grads probably have a degree in it.)

    Posted by kcom on 2007 03 31 at 02:52 PM • permalink

  63. Once again, I’m appalled at the prevalence of non-seriousness amongst the Blair readers. It’s just this sort of attitude that has me reading this blog much, much more less and increasingly infrequently. Global Warming. It’s happening. We’ve got to do something.

    As a show of solidarity to my fellow warming buddies, I’ve chosen to satisfy my lighting needs entirely with alternative light sources.

    * The entire front room and 1/2 the kitchen has been lit with the headlights of my truck, which, to keep the battery up, was running in idle and with the gear in neutral for the duration the dark part of the day.

    * When I put my light switches in the position suggested by the .au web sites, the lights came on, so apparently light circles in the opposite direction up here as opposed to down there. So all the light switches stayed down, but only after I removed all the bulbs so as to prevent any spontaneous illumination events.

    * Candles were used to light the parts of the house to which the truck headlights would not reach.

    * Battery powered flashlights were used when moving about the place.

    * Kerosene lanterns were used in the back yard and for brief trips inside the house to find needed items such as the beer bottle opener.

    * The entire dinner meal was cooked on the BBQ.

    So there. And it feels good to have participated in this glorious endimming to save the planet.

    Posted by GPE on 2007 03 31 at 07:43 PM • permalink

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