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Nineteen dead, Cheney safe after suicide attack:
A suicide bomber killed 19 people and wounded 11 outside the main U.S. military base in Afghanistan on Tuesday during a visit by Vice President Dick Cheney, though the vice president was apparently not in danger, U.S. and Afghan officials said.
The Religion of Pieces strikes again.
For those who might be interested, we’re running another film night featuring “Imam’s gone wild!” as a follow up to “Islam: what the west needs to know”.
How about Abbott & Costello meet the mad mullah.
Posted by surfmaster on 2007 02 27 at 07:07 AM • permalink“The sooner Iran and it’s buddies are turned into a glass bowl the better.”
- SnuffyThis seems somewhat of an odd thing to say, considering Iran has a long history of antagonism or outright combat with the Taliban (who we can presume are behind this attack.)
http://www.usatoday.com/news/world/2005-06-09-iran-taliban_x.htm
Unless, you know, you were just saying lets blow up Iran -anyway-. But hey, who needs details when you have a glass bowl, right?
Posted by Wolves Evolve on 2007 02 27 at 07:11 AM • permalinkIndia and Pakistan were born on the same day from a common history. One has, through all sorts of turmoil including assassinations, remained a democracy and is now one of the world’s new boom economies. The other has only flirted with democracy, spent years under the rule of military dictators and it has the same goat-driven economy it had in 1947. One is essentially Hindu, the other Muslim. Pick which one.
# 10 Contrail, good point but which one has those annoying people that ring right on tea time wishing to talk to the business owner/account holder etc?
Posted by surfmaster on 2007 02 27 at 08:11 AM • permalinkHah! like destoying Dick Cheney’s body could possibily stop him.
Sheeesh. Amateurs, rank amateurs.
Posted by joe bagadonuts on 2007 02 27 at 09:00 AM • permalinkI hear you can blow him up and all the pieces kind of shlorp across the floor and reform stronger than ever. Others, however, insist he has to find a new, more vital body and consume its soul so that he can possess it.
I am currently completely convinced by the hypothesis that Dick Cheney is just a hologram. I took a photo of him on the TV and when I enlarged it, it was definitely pixelated and showed signs of being two-dimensional. The REAL Dick Cheney flew into the side of one or both of the Twin Towers so that George bush would have an excuse to carry his parasitic Plastic Turkey Suited alien overlords into a film set that looked like Iraq but was really in Sydney.
Those Afghani terrorists better hot-foot it to Iraq, because even the (drumroll…) Australian Socialist Left is coming after them (*Terms and Conditions Apply). See, its those Afghani Al Qaeda who are bad, not the Iraqi Al Qaeda.
Confused? ALP Deputy Sock-Puppet Julia Gillard proves she is capable of whining and dribbling at the same time, when answering this question (from fellow-leftoid Virginia Trioli)Kevin Rudd arguing you have got to fight Al Qaeda in Afghanistan but somehow you don’t have to fight Al Qaeda in Iraq either. That’s a contradiction, surely?
Not at all according to Julia. They are entirely different. Better yet, whilst being all gung-ho (*Terms and Conditions Apply) re terrorism in Afghanistan and then dribbling on about the need for an exit strategy for Iraq, she and Rudd are conspicuously quiet on the (presumably equally important) need for an exit strategy for Afghanistan.
Presumably their Afghanistan exit strategy will entail working out if there are votes in it, and if so, raising the white flag and leaving someone else to sort it out. Not just yet though -maybe after the election..Can’t wait to hear someone ask them to explain that one.On a pseudo-scientific note, if you go to the video you will note she also has mesmerising, ludicrously large ear lobes, which were presumably caught in the same mangle as her syntax. This alone should mean she is barred from high office…
Overlord Wronwright, Tango Bravo Two Eight Seven Seven reporting…. need a phenol articulating cranial obliterator sent to my location ASAP…. scalawag by the name of wreckage has inadvertently stumbled upon several super-duper top secret details concerning Rovian puppet device Cheney… request clearance for obliteration within city limits… Please respond, over…
Texas Bob
Now, now, you know the sights on those things havent been recallibrated since Hurricane Katrina was sent after Fats Domino.
Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2007 02 27 at 10:00 AM • permalinkHow stupid is it to announce that your intent was to commit an act of total war against us? If they’d managed to kill DC, sure, claim it and taunt us. But…“our guy who sploded outside your base was thinking about Dick Cheney during his masturbatory 72 virgins inner monologue just before he went up?” Come on!
It was a botched act of war. They should get credit for that, right?
Great, another suicide moron. Unfortunately he killed some good men providing base security and the usual innocent muslim civilians.al queda=murderous scumbags.It’s going to be a long war against these idiots. Thanks Australia, for being with America in this fight. I, for one ,really appreciate yall’s support.
All this hair splitting on which part of the islamoenemy we should be going after seems to me to be about as silly as it would have been to only go after Japanese Naval Air assets after Pearl Harbor.
As far as Iran goes, I’m still looking for payback for my brothers from Oct 23 ‘83.
And, glassing Iran would go along way to settling down things in eastern Iraq. Glass Syria to calm down western Iraq.
Muzza, perhaps Julia can get a real job as a model.
I see a few more MOABS in the Taliban’s future.
Posted by Some0Seppo on 2007 02 27 at 11:52 AM • permalinkI hear you can blow him up and all the pieces kind of shlorp across the floor and reform stronger than ever.
Now, I know I saw that on an episode of the X-Files. Anyone who participated in Ace of Spades’ “things previously not known about Dick Cheney” thread knows The Dick is indestructible.
Perino said President Bush got an update Tuesday morning about the attack, but had not yet spoken to Cheney about it. Bush was not awakened to be told about the attack, she said.
My, but aren’t we getting blase about it all.
“Of course, we’re glad that he’s OK,” Perino said of Cheney.
Of course. LOL
“We understand now that the U.S. government realizes that in order to stop terrorism in Afghanistan and to stop terrorist attacks in Afghanistan, there must be a clear fight against terrorism in Pakistan,” said the official, who spoke on condition of anonymity because of the sensitivity of the matter.
Well, duh. That one could get real ugly.
Posted by Kyda Sylvester on 2007 02 27 at 12:15 PM • permalink#19 Texas Bob,
Cut that shit out. You know that military jargon just confuses the hell out of me. And I can just bet you said that while standing in your military uniform, bedecked with medals, in front of a group of young female neocons. Probably got your shirt sleeves folded up to show off your muscles too.
Stop making them swoon and get back to waxing Cheney’s helicopter. Geesh.
Posted by wronwright on 2007 02 27 at 01:44 PM • permalinkThe lovely Mrs. Malkin has the roundup of the unhinged Left’s “Damnit, they missed!” reaction. No, they’re not kidding.
They’re not anti-war, they’re just on the other side.
Posted by Spiny Norman on 2007 02 27 at 02:34 PM • permalink#19 Tango Bravo Two Eight Seven Seven
Don’t you think a simple neuralizer would be sufficient?
Posted by Spiny Norman on 2007 02 27 at 02:37 PM • permalinkI spent an awful lot of time where that bomb went off. All those #$%&*#s attacked was an area with few soldier, lots of truck drivers (Pak and Afghan) and kids. I am so f$%&ing; mad right now I can barely type.
Posted by Major John on 2007 02 27 at 03:24 PM • permalink#2 Unless I’m confusing it with an attack in Iraq (from the TV news-crawl items that I half read 30 minutes ago) it was “outside” a U.S. military base.
Posted by andycanuck on 2007 02 27 at 07:45 PM • permalink#27 Mark Steyn answers those losers at HuffPo. It’s at The Corner, today 2/27 at 2:04pm. (I tried linking, but I can’t figure it out.)
Posted by dean martin on 2007 02 27 at 07:52 PM • permalink#29 ...Stop making them swoon and get back to waxing Cheney’s helicopter. Geesh.
What the….??? Um, you see girls, he’s using our code here. Swoon = Message received and understood. Waxing = Clearance granted and Helicopter = Execute immediately. Huh, huh, he’s always using the code. er, uh, Hey! Want to watch me do some push-ups?friggin wronwright… the day will come when I’ll be ordering HIM to wax the stupid helicopter…. yessssss… sigh… wax on, wax off, wax on, wax off…
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Hang on - this doesn’t make sense. According to a credible source:
Have the neoconservatives changed their mind about killing off GWB and decided Cheney has to go? Or is someone planning to replace the VP and then take over the Presidency? Did I miss a neocon meeting?
Seriously, though, events like these are exactly why Pakistan is such a worry. It was described once as a state too big to fail and too messy to work and I reckon that is about spot on. What a shame circumstances require these guys to be key allies in the region.