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A TENTACLE OF MOONBATS

What’s the collective noun for moonbats? Guess we’ll find out in a couple of months, when the Enormous Puppet League descends on Sydney to protest against the Howard government’s “aggressively (neo)conservative agenda” and greedy people-haters:

On 30 August 2005 one of the world’s richest men Steve Forbes and NSW Premier Bob Carr will host the fifth annual Forbes Global CEO Conference at the Sydney Opera House.

Like the World Trade Organisation and the World Economic Forum the Global CEO Conference is a means of promoting economic and social policies that will benefit the rich and the powerful at the expense of the majority of the world’s people and the environment.

I blame the Big Giant Octopus, shown here illustrating the August 30 collective’s concerns over globalisation and war. Whenever that oversize, earth-grabbing (and usually Hebrew) octopus appears, well, you’ve got trouble, mister. Here he is in 1972, wearing a scary hat. The Big Giant Octopus has been a classic anti-Semitic symbol for generations; JewWatch (!) applauds this 1911 comment from John F. Hylan, then mayor of New York:

“The real menace of our republic is the invisible government which, like a giant octopus, sprawls its slimy length over our city, state and nation. At the head is a small group of banking houses, generally referred to as ‘international bankers.’”

Then, “international bankers”. Now, the “rich and the powerful”. And, as always, an octopus somewhere.

UPDATE. It might be fun to screen this outside the Opera House during peak moonbat moments.

(Via Evil Pundit, and Chip Morris of PC House Productions.)

Posted by Tim B. on 04/17/2005 at 11:52 AM
  1. Since this is Australia, will it be a blue-ringed octopus?

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2005 04 17 at 12:58 PM • permalink

  2. Tentacle, I like it, got a ring to it.

    And isn’t this all going back to the Knights Templar conspiracy?

    Posted by Aging Gamer on 2005 04 17 at 02:09 PM • permalink

  3. Lautreamont on God making a moral slip : Royal soul surrendered in one forgetful instant to the crab of debauch, the octopus of weakness of character, the shark of individual abasement, the boa of absent morals, and the monstrous snail of idiocy!

    Posted by rhhardin on 2005 04 17 at 02:34 PM • permalink

  4. A divergence of moonbats.

    Posted by rhhardin on 2005 04 17 at 02:44 PM • permalink

  5. A catechism of moonbats

    Posted by debo.v2 on 2005 04 17 at 02:57 PM • permalink

  6. Looks like it might be “cloud of [moon]bats.”

    cloud o’ bats

    (See second caption.)

    Should apply to those of the “moon” variety, too?

    Posted by m on 2005 04 17 at 03:02 PM • permalink

  7. “Hive”.

    Posted by Aaron - Freewill on 2005 04 17 at 03:28 PM • permalink

  8. Swarm of moonbats

    Posted by jorgen on 2005 04 17 at 04:17 PM • permalink

  9. A lunacy of moonbats.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2005 04 17 at 04:27 PM • permalink

  10. “What’s the collective noun for moonbats?”

    I don’t know what it is down there, but up here’s it’s “the Democratic Party.” JUST KIDDING!

    Posted by Jim Treacher on 2005 04 17 at 04:32 PM • permalink

  11. A human pyramid of moonbats.

    Posted by jake-the-peg on 2005 04 17 at 04:36 PM • permalink

  12. “A lunacy”... ha! 

    Some alliterative offerings: 

     

    A mantra of moonbats.
      A meme of moonbats.
      A Moore of moonbats

    .

    Posted by debo.v2 on 2005 04 17 at 04:43 PM • permalink

  13. Why is this topic causing me to think of hentai anime?

    Posted by Mr. Blue on 2005 04 17 at 05:05 PM • permalink

  14. Mr. Blue ... Right there with ya… I’ll never be able to watch Injugakuen or Yojukyoshitsu again without thinking of the GOP… that locks in my vote.

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2005 04 17 at 05:26 PM • permalink

  15. A haunting refrain of moonbats?

    Posted by Rafe on 2005 04 17 at 05:50 PM • permalink

  16. Gotta be a ‘belfry’ of moonbats, surely.

    MarkL
    Canberra

    Posted by MarkL on 2005 04 17 at 05:56 PM • permalink

  17. There’s a hidden irony in this story. Steve Forbes is a long time enemy of the World Bank and the IMF, largely because he thinks their economic advice hurts the world’s poor. Which is also supposedly what the moonbats think. They are too blinded by their mythology to see that they might have gotten a hearing from him*, despite his being a Evil Rich White Republican ON NOES.

    *Presuming that they didn’t show up dressed like S&M mimes.

    Posted by radtrad on 2005 04 17 at 06:11 PM • permalink

  18. Anyone feel like forming a Protest Warrior chapter in Australia to spook out these fools?

    http://www.protestwarrior.com

    Posted by ausdiplomad on 2005 04 17 at 06:18 PM • permalink

  19. I dunno, but I find these world-devouring octopi kind of cute:

    Moonbat octopi

    Sort of a “Hello Octopussy” type of look.

    Posted by TFK on 2005 04 17 at 06:30 PM • permalink

  20. As I have suggested elsewhere,the term should be a “green cheese belfry” of moonbats.

    Posted by paco on 2005 04 17 at 07:11 PM • permalink

  21. a dope of moonbats.

    Posted by guinsPen on 2005 04 17 at 07:28 PM • permalink

  22. Tim, fine post and all, but don’t you think that an employee of the Bulletin should hesitate before criticising somebody else for using an octopus as a distasteful image?

    (NB the website in the link was the first that came up on a googele search for the image).

    Posted by jpaulg on 2005 04 17 at 07:29 PM • permalink

  23. Erm, jpaul, you might want to know that the Bulletin’s use of the dreaded octopus is, in that case, nearly 120 years old.

    There is a slight chance that attitudes at the Bulletin might have changed a smidgen since then. In fact, Tim’s post might even be reflective of the change.

    Besides, who does not find the whole giant-puppet-of-doom thing a bit chortle-worthy?

    MarkL
    Canberra

    Posted by MarkL on 2005 04 17 at 08:09 PM • permalink

  24. MarL,

    I know it’s 119 years old (published 1886), but it is a famous (infamous?) image irrevocably linked to the Bully. I remember first seeing it in a Australian History textbook in the ‘70s.

    As I said it’s a good post and the giant puppet people need to be laughed at, but Tim should be aware enough to know that lots of people link the Mongolian Octopus cartoon to the Bulletin.

    Posted by jpaulg on 2005 04 17 at 08:17 PM • permalink

  25. A parade of moonbats.

    Posted by zeppenwolf on 2005 04 17 at 09:28 PM • permalink

  26. I’m aware of The Bulletin’s famous OctoPeril illustration, jpaul—it’s why I mentioned that such images were usually Hebrew, and not always Hebrew.

    Posted by Tim B. on 2005 04 17 at 10:06 PM • permalink

  27. BTW the Bulletin Octopus appears on the cover of the game Shanghai Trader, an excellent game of capitalistic exploitation of the Chinese peasantry there in 1920-1948. Object : to make your pile and vamoose before Mao’s Mob comes in and kills everyone (including the Chinese Peasants you’re exploiting, because they’re *rich* peasants as the result). The Japanese occupation period is merely a minor nuisance (and a slight advantage to the Japanese player).
    Very reminiscent of the film “Casablanca”.

    Posted by Zoe Brain on 2005 04 17 at 10:11 PM • permalink

  28. A Protest of Moonbats.

    Posted by Bruce Lagasse on 2005 04 17 at 11:58 PM • permalink

  29. Shanghai Trader, one of the most excellent games ever made.

    Posted by jpaulg on 2005 04 18 at 12:39 AM • permalink

  30. I would be interested to know where the word comes from, and who made it up. I’d never heard it until a couple of years ago. “Wingnut” is fairly straightforward- presumably it comes from “right-wing nut”. But lunar bats? What’s with that?

    Bats hang upside-down and have the power of ultra-sonic squeaking. John Pilger can do neither of these things, the useless fucker.

    Posted by harry hutton on 2005 04 18 at 01:27 AM • permalink

  31. Harry Hutton.
    Wikipedia is not flawless, but OK here.

    JPaulG : I agree. I’ll let the folks at Panther know you said that. Canberra has a surprisingly lareg game industry, with ADG and Panther based here.

    Posted by Zoe Brain on 2005 04 18 at 02:09 AM • permalink

  32. “In the words of the prophet: ‘The Jews hid behind the rocks and the trees and then the rocks and the trees said to the Muslims, who did God’s work: “There are Jews behind us, come and kill them!� But what is the meaning of such hatred? The reason is that there is no one in the world who loves the Jews, not humans, not stones and not trees, because they destroy everything and everyone wants to take vengeance on the Jews, to take vengeance on those pigs.
    Does not quoting from the Koran consitute a racist crime under Victorian Law, unless of course it is quoted by a Muslim

    Posted by davo on 2005 04 18 at 02:13 AM • permalink

  33. I would be interested to know where the word comes from

    Probably: As you said, bats hang upside down, i.e. they have like the moonbats both feet firmly planted in the air.

    Posted by jorgen on 2005 04 18 at 02:25 AM • permalink

  34. A shuttle of moonbats?

    Posted by ausdiplomad on 2005 04 18 at 03:21 AM • permalink

  35. an asylum of moon bats

    Posted by rog2 on 2005 04 18 at 03:23 AM • permalink

  36. “Shuttle”? - as in “shuttle-cock”?

    Sounds like a (ball) game for a wingnut with a bat in outer space sans safety net.

    Posted by rog2 on 2005 04 18 at 03:30 AM • permalink

  37. This looks like a fun event for some RWDBs to gatecrash…..  I’m considering traveling up to Syd to do my own bit for the Sod Off Swamp movement :) 

    Anyone else interested?

    Posted by Steve C on 2005 04 18 at 04:16 AM • permalink

  38. These protesters are in for a rude shock if they think a first world city like Sydney, even with a labour government, is going to let them play up like they do in 2nd-3rd world places like the peoples republic of Brackistan and Seattle.
    Bobby Carr will have them sorted quick smart

    Posted by Astonished on 2005 04 18 at 04:49 AM • permalink

  39. A bin of moonbats

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2005 04 18 at 05:00 AM • permalink

  40. I respectfully submit not a Tentacle but:
    A Terrigal of Moonbats.
    Since that place seems to be a favourite gathering ground, dating back to the Whitlam Years.

    Posted by blogstrop on 2005 04 18 at 06:37 AM • permalink

  41. #38 Astonished:
    Premier Bob Carr getting heavy handed on unruly protestors would contrast with the limp wristed response to the recent Macquarie Fields riots.  Yes, I would be astonished.

    Posted by Stevo on 2005 04 18 at 06:58 AM • permalink

  42. #39 The_Real_JeffS and others:
    In Britain, the term used is a Guardian of Monbiots ...

    Posted by Stevo on 2005 04 18 at 07:05 AM • permalink

  43. A sewage of moonbats.

    Posted by Rob Crawford on 2005 04 18 at 08:06 AM • permalink

  44. Stevo, that is just disgusting.

    And shouldn’t it be a Grauniard of Monbiots?

    <shudder> what a vile little man…

    MarkL
    Canberra

    Posted by MarkL on 2005 04 18 at 08:06 AM • permalink

  45. Octopus, octopus, always with the octopus. Why are moonbats are comitting hate crime against an endangered species?

    Because hate is all they’ve got.

    Posted by exit ramp on 2005 04 18 at 08:39 AM • permalink

  46. ...and I’ve put in one too many “are"s. I was briefly channeling the Sea Captain from The Simpsons.

    PIMF.

    Posted by exit ramp on 2005 04 18 at 08:43 AM • permalink

  47. Thanks, aebrain. I had no idea.

    Posted by harry hutton on 2005 04 18 at 09:31 AM • permalink

  48. A Flood of Moonbats.

    (As in the Flood from the Halo game. Except possibly weaker. Or at least I don’t think wiping out all sentient life in 3 galactic radii is required to deal with them.)

    Posted by Patrick Chester on 2005 04 18 at 10:17 AM • permalink

  49. A dusting of moonbats.

    Posted by yojimbo on 2005 04 18 at 01:01 PM • permalink

  50. #44 MarkL:
    What’s a Grauniard?  Sounds like French for “toilet, a shit-house or dunny”.

    I thought your entry would be a conga-line of moonbats.

    Posted by Stevo on 2005 04 18 at 06:14 PM • permalink

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