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"A" IS FOR ALLAH
Children learn a great many things at Laskhar-e-Taiba junior jihadi school:
YOUNG BOY: I am a soldier of Khalif Farouq-e-Azam and Siddique-e-Akbar. Allah is great. Allah is great. Allah is great. Allah is great. We are the Suns of Truth, the Stars of Greatness. Our hearts are speaking the Koran. We are the awakening destiny of the world.
Impressive and innovative teaching techniques abound:
TEACHER: Die ... for ... Allah.
CHILDREN: (repeating) Die ... for ... Allah.
Some lessons are even presented in English:
SCHOOL PRINCIPAL ABDUL HADI: Do for Allah.
CHILDREN: Do for Allah. Do for Allah. Do for Allah. Do for Allah. Do for Allah. Do ... for ... Allah. Do ... for ... Allah. Die ... for ... Allah. Die ... for ... Allah. Die for Allah. Die for Allah. Give for Allah. Die for Allah. Obey for Allah. Give for Allah. Pray for Allah.
Obviously a science class.
(Via Ganesh Sahathevan)
B is for Burqa
C is for Clitoris mutilation
D is for Durka Durkastan
Complete the jihad alphabet people
Posted by The (WHMECDM) President on 2006 06 22 at 02:38 AM • permalinkE is for Explode (what you do on a bus)
F is for Fatwa (a sentence of death)Posted by Steve at the pub on 2006 06 22 at 02:44 AM • permalinkE is for Existence (no right to) of Israel
Posted by AlburyShifton on 2006 06 22 at 02:48 AM • permalinkThey seem to be qite looking forward to dying don’t they.... for Allah…
maybe a couple of well placed tomahawk missiles might be a win-win situation.....
if we think the kids are at all salvageable, perhaps time it for just before or after school starts… elimiate the rabble that try and dignify themselves by claiming to belong to the profession of teachers???
E is for Effendi- baksheesh please, have large ammonia nitrate bill to pay!
F is for Foreigner- evil spawn of Satan who provide aid money to UNICEF so UN can give to us to buy big bomb to kill them.
G is for God, sort of like Allah a bit but not so big on paedophilia- no fun bozo in kaftan.
H is for Hell, place hotter than Karachi where foreigners go when big bomb go off in filthy den selling alcohol and filled with harlots (and who won’t serve me because I only 12).
I is for Infidel- see entries I,F and H. Also other Moslem who think our cleric big vindaloo fart who smell worse than looks.
J is for Jew- see I, also must die for nailing prophet Jesus (why they want to perform carpentry on Mexican?), making all Arab believers look like fraidy-cats and being smart with money.
K is for Ku Klux Klan- Infidel who don’t like Jew, so maybe not kill them, or maybe just a bit when we have big caliphate.
L is for Laksha e Taiba, which teach say we not called anymore so stupid UN pillow keep giving baksheesh. We still make bomb and shoot Hindu vermin, but we now call "Allah Boy Scout Cutie Pies Help Little Old Lady, even Filthy Jew One".
That’s my bit. Who’s next?
#4, we think alike, although I was going to go with “H is for hijacking”.
Posted by HisHineness on 2006 06 22 at 02:53 AM • permalinkQ is for Q’ada, al.
R is for revisionist history (like Australia was founded by muslims.)
S is for stoning, still a popular form of execution.
T is terror which these Muslims seem to be very adept at learning
U is for uncivilised
V is for violence
-- Nora
Posted by The Thin Man Returns on 2006 06 22 at 02:57 AM • permalinkW is for Wahibi, the violent tribe which gave us words like assassin and evil men like Bin Laden
X is for the Cross and the ‘Crusaders’ they hate.
Y is the question clueless lefties are still asking
Z is for Zarqawi, fortunately now dead.
-- Nora
Posted by The Thin Man Returns on 2006 06 22 at 03:01 AM • permalinkO is for Out of our freaking tiny minds.
Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2006 06 22 at 03:05 AM • permalinkThank you Pixy. It’s at the end of a long day, my creative brain has clocked off for the day. ;-)
-- Nora
Posted by The Thin Man Returns on 2006 06 22 at 03:09 AM • permalinkWhich brings us back to ‘Doe, a deer, a female deer...’
Posted by Islam/cancer-Chuck Norris/answer on 2006 06 22 at 03:14 AM • permalinkC is for Centrelink http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,20867,19548683-2702,00.html
"B” is for beheading.
“C” is for C-4 plastic explosives.
“D” is for decapitation.
“E” is for Eurarabia formerly known as Europe.Posted by perfectsense on 2006 06 22 at 03:44 AM • permalinkW is for Weapons of Mass Destruction, which, according to Sen. Santorum, they have found in Iraq. Instapundit has the dope. And links aplenty, of course.
Things are going to get very interesting.
#26, they could do if the lefties and most people out there let little things like facts get in the way… but i fear that too many ignorance is bliss.... and the ignoramuses out there who have been spewing No WMD’s/its all about oil, have been delivering their message so loud and clear for so many years that it could be a lost cause trying to get history recorded properly.... bit like that fake turkey lie that seems resistant to having a stake driven through its heart....
not sure if that is why the White House has sort of given up trying to release this new evidence or making much noise about it… to the dopes chanting the “US/coalition is evil” mantra, they’d probably just suggest it was planted anyway…
Oops. I was so eager to pass along the news I just read that I forgot to put in my two cents about the pond-scum that abuse children in this way. If we did nothing else but put an end to this abuse of innocence, we’d be doing a job worth doing.
Any god that demands this kind of mass human sacrifice deserves to die. Islam hasn’t advanced much further than the old Arcadian beliefs in consequence. We’re supposed to show respect and tolerance for this because… why again? In the words of the great Kos, screw ‘em.
The terrorist alphabet
What are we??A: Aresholes
B: Buttmunchers
C: Clit hackers
D: Dorks
E: Eunichs
F: Fucktards
G: Girlymen
H: Human waste
I: Ignorant
J: Jibbering morons
K: Klutzes
L: Loonigs (harsh i know)
M: Man wankers
N: Nhilists
O: Ovine Onanists
P: Phedophiles
Q: Quadruped molesters
R: Rectaly fixated
S: Sexualy fustrated
T: Tuggers
U: Untouchables
V: Virgins
W: weirdoes
X: Xenophobic
Y: yellow bellied
Z: ZombiesFeel free to add to the terrorist self esteem list.
Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2006 06 22 at 04:39 AM • permalinkEverybody! please pray to Alan - He’s me neighbour and he borrowed my mower one time and never gave it back.
CHILDREN: Do for Alan. Do for Alan. Do for Alan. Do for Alan. Do for Alan. Do ... for ... Alan. Do ... for ... Alan. Die ... for ... Alan. Die ... for ... Alan. Die for Alan. Die for Alan. Give for Alan. Die for Alan. Obey for Alan. Give for Alan. Pray for Alan.
Posted by Islam/cancer-Chuck Norris/answer on 2006 06 22 at 04:59 AM • permalinkHmmmm.
P is for Patience, which I am rapidly losing.
Frankly I’m starting to think perhaps we should just carpet bomb the buggers and leave it at that.
Posted by memomachine on 2006 06 22 at 06:23 AM • permalinkthat it will be injustice if the America asks for the ban on them
If they are fighting for the freedom
What the hell is Manolo doing in Pakistan?Posted by James Waterton on 2006 06 22 at 06:25 AM • permalinkAs an atheist, I’m confused by religion most of the same (as in...I don’t get the appeal)...but this goes beyond even that.
The brainless, mindless propaganda. The unthinking, unquestioning obedience. The stupefying, suberservient surrender of one’s will, reason and individuality.
It’s bizarre that there are people out there who think total slavery to some divine superbeing of questionable benevolence is a top way to spend your life.
No wonder these people like fascist dictators - it seems to be the same relationship they have with their god.
Posted by Quentin George on 2006 06 22 at 06:26 AM • permalinkHere’s what I mean.
Allah is great. Allah is great. Allah is great. Allah is great
Ok, I get it.
But why is Allah great? What has he done that’s so fantastic? Can you answer that question?
He created the universe.
Even assuming that is true...why does that mean he should be worshipped? Is power alone enough for someone to treat you as their slave? If so, why? Why do you let this being treat you the way a Southern plantation owner treated his African cotton pickers?
Posted by Quentin George on 2006 06 22 at 06:28 AM • permalinkWhat’s that noise? Oh, it’s only Quentin using that whole logic thing. Don’t get it. Shut up, Quentin.
Posted by James Waterton on 2006 06 22 at 06:37 AM • permalinkI’m sorry, James, I should’ve known better… :P
It’s just I have a strong feeling that a good proportion of the world are now bat-crazy insane in one way or another. It’s truly frightening.
I mean...really...we used to laugh at Pacific Islanders....but this shit is even creepier than any cargo cult.
Posted by Quentin George on 2006 06 22 at 06:54 AM • permalinkDie for Allah, do these poor wretches realise that they are just human fodder for the Thugs and Bullies of Islam.
As far as they’re concerned, that’s not a bug, it’s a feature.
Posted by Rob Crawford on 2006 06 22 at 07:20 AM • permalink#42 quentin...don’t knock cargo cults...they are actually reality based. Remember, John Frum actually did go there with loads of cargo. Now, they just want him to come back.
Coming in late, but it’s time for your Madrassa math problems:
1) For one eye, how many eyes?
2) For one tooth, how many teeth?
3) If you have 72 virgins, and you lie with 36 of them, how many virgins have you left?
4)Akhbar married four wives. Three times three, he said ‘I divorce thee.’ Then, Alhbar married his 12-year-old niece. How many wives has Akhbar?
5) For two beheading videos broadcast on al-Jazeera, how many international denunciations of the hated Crusader concentration camp at Guantanamo?
6) If five righteous Mujahideen brothers left Baquba on foot, to plant a bomb upon the Baghdad highway one hour after midnight prayers, and meanwhile, in Palestine, three freedom fighters wearing martyrdom belts went to discos in Tel Aviv, how many virgins will Paradise require to welcome the new Shahideen by dawn?
Very good. Now, it is time for social studies:
1) The enemy of my enemy is my _____
a) enemy
b) goat
c) friend
d) The Great Satan
2) Traditional proverb: For love, a woman; for pleasure, a boy; for sheer ecstacy, ____
a) a goat
b) another boy
c) a martyrdom belt
d) a melon
3) For the eating of ice cream in public, a woman should be _____
a) beaten with sticks
b) stoned in the public square
c) beheaded in the soccer stadium
d) all of the above
4) the hated Crusader infidels ______
a) have no souls, like dogs
b) keep pigs in their houses
c) frequently cavort naked and sodden with the forbidden alcohol in the streets, fornicating like animals.
d) all of the above.
Very good. Now, it is time for history and geography.
1) The hated infidel Crusaders defiled the holy land of the Prophet with their unclean boot heels first in what year?
2) the Caliphate, when restored toits original greatness, will extend from ____ to _____
a) Baghdad to Instabul
b) Mecca to Medina
c) Lahore to Al Andalus
d) Darwin to Vienna.
2) The defeat of Hussein at Karbala in what year led to the creation of a heretical sect that must be wiped out?
3) Abraham, Moses and Jesus were _____
a) filthy Jews
b) hated infidel Christians
c) fire-worshipping Zoroastrians
d) devout Muslims
4) In what year did the Ghazis acquire the technology to travel through time, Allah Akhbar, and where did they go?
Posted by crittenden on 2006 06 22 at 08:03 AM • permalinkYou can always substitute Allah with any number of words like:
Do for Daddy. Do for Daddy. Do for Daddy. Do for Daddy. Do for Daddy. Do ... for ... Daddy.
Do ... for ... Daddy. Die ... for ... Daddy. Die ... for ... Daddy. Die for Daddy. Die for Daddy.
Give for Daddy. Die for Daddy. Obey for Daddy. Give for Daddy. Pray for Daddy.
-or-
Do for Monkey. Do for Monkey. Do for Monkey. Do for Monkey. Do for Monkey. Do ... for ...
Monkey. Do ... for ... Monkey. Die ... for ... Monkey. Die ... for ... Monkey. Die for Monkey.
Die for Monkey. Give for Monkey. Die for Monkey. Obey for Monkey. Give for Monkey. Pray for
Monkey.
-or maybe-
Do for Tim. Do for Tim. Do for Tim. Do for Tim. Do for Tim. Do ... for ... Tim. Do ... for ... Tim.
Die ... for ... Tim. Die ... for ... Tim. Die for Tim. Die for Tim. Give for Tim. Die for Tim. Obey
for Tim. Give for Tim. Pray for Tim.Sounds like the lyrics to a bad rap.
Texas Bob: imagine if the war had been prosecuted by the Left.* That find would constitute the mother of all smoking guns for them. **
* and why not - over the years, they’ve proven a number of times that they do enjoy a spot of bloodshed. The “peace, man” schtick of today’s lefties is a relatively recent affectation.
** unlike their propensity for hyperbole, which they’ve carried from day one.
Posted by James Waterton on 2006 06 22 at 09:00 AM • permalinkJames Waterton, right on the money. As soon as I read about the 500 rounds of degraded mustard and sarin shells I was hearing the shrill cry of the liberal harpie, “What? You call THAT WMD? 500 rounds, thats it? That’s scarely enough to kill the population of one city and you call THAT WMD?”
Then I threw up.#36 James Waterton,
That’s The Manolo, James.Posted by Daniel San on 2006 06 22 at 09:32 AM • permalinkDo for Allah. Do for Allah. Do for Allah. Do for Allah. Do for Allah. Do ... for ... Allah. Do ... for ... Allah. Die ... for ... Allah. Die ... for ... Allah. Die for Allah. Die for Allah. Give for Allah. Die for Allah. Obey for Allah. Give for Allah. Pray for Allah.
Man whoever thought a Soviet singer - Allah (can also be spelt as Alla) could become so famous among non-Russian speakers around the world - especially at a fundamentalist Pakistani school of all places. Thats got be testiment to her wide spread fame. “Die for Alla” “do for Alla” “obey Alla,” this woman has got to be bigger than Elvis. Until now, I only thought that she was popular among Russians such as my parents who digged her in the 70’s and early 80’s. I guess I was in for a shock.
B/thw, for all you non-Russians who haven’t heard of Alla and aren’t familiar with her style - she’s kind of like a Soviet version of Dianna Ross with a dash of Garry Glitter. Go figure.
They must be Reformed Muslims. I was taught doo-doo for Allah at my madrassah.
Posted by andycanuck on 2006 06 22 at 10:06 AM • permalinkCompletely and shamefully OT, but I heard this great joke today:
What’s the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner?.
The position of the dirtbag.
Now I’ll probably learn that everyone likes Harleys......even RebeccaH.Posted by Daniel San on 2006 06 22 at 10:10 AM • permalinkCome on, guys, fight the real enemy:
http://tinyurl.com/ll37t
BTW, the filmmaker doesn’t sound too much like the Age columnist for being disengenous, does he?
(h/t Relapsed Catholic)Posted by andycanuck on 2006 06 22 at 10:21 AM • permalinkTeacher: If Mohammed has 6 hand grenades and throws 4 at an Israeli school bus full of young joos, how many hand grenades does Mohammed have left?
Haji: 2?
Teacher: No, anyone else...Jihad Jr?
Jihad Jr: None ‘cause he throwed one more at the rescuers as they showeded up and then blowed heselfs up with the lastest ones.
Teacher: Correct :) Why cant all you students be as devout in your studies as Jihad Jr?
Well, someone who twenty seven years her junior could be classed as a “child” - (check out the above link which I provided)
“She has also recently befriended popular comedian Maksim Galkin, and the relationship between them has been the source of numerous tabloid rumours, even though there is a 27-year age difference between them, and both sides have repeatedly stated that they are just friends.”
Not only is he 27 years her junior,but he could also quite easily pass for someone who is at least 16 years old. Close enough.
I any case, take a good look at her
picture - you only need to change her hair style to something a little shorter, darker and spiker and you will get Glitter.
Teacher: If Mohammed has 6 hand grenades and throws 4 at an Israeli school bus full of young joos, how many hand grenades does Mohammed have left?
Haji: 2?Again, the correct answer in my madrassah years was “Two too many,” without having to go into details about what to do with the remainder. I’m telling you, if I ever have kids along with my wife/wives, we’re going to homeschool. Or move to Belgium for public schooling there.
Posted by andycanuck on 2006 06 22 at 11:48 AM • permalinkCHILDREN: Do for Allah. Do for Allah. Do for Allah. Do for Allah. Do for Allah. Do ... for ... Allah. Do ... for ... Allah. Die ... for ... Allah. Die ... for ... Allah. Die for Allah. Die for Allah. Give for Allah. Die for Allah. Obey for Allah. Give for Allah. Pray for Allah.
This shit is straight outta the damn Granny Goodness Orphanage, on planet Apokolips. Back in 1970, the late Jack Kirby wrote comic book dialogue JUST LIKE THIS, and was widely dissed (by comicbook literary snobs) as being way too outlandishly over-the-top. Looks like the exciting times we live in have vindicated Jack. Great.
Posted by Huck Foley on 2006 06 22 at 08:02 PM • permalink#76
Wait, I’m confused about the movie… so the cops knew internal affairs were setting them up?
Posted by The (WHMECDM) President on 2006 06 22 at 11:04 PM • permalink
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