Saturday, December 31, 2005
BLIZZARDS EXPLAINED
“Enviro-tards are probably holidaying in Europe,” writes Art Vandelay, “which would explain the blizzards.” He’s referring to the inverse law of global warm-mongering, which holds that global warming protests invariably result in local colding. So, does Art’s travel theory hold up?
Exhibit A: Former Australian Prime Minister Paul Keating, a Kyoto supporter, is currently holidaying in Paris.
Exhibit B: “Paris had its first substantial snowfall on Friday, as icy weather continued to grip much of Europe.”
Coincidence? Unlikely!
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