Friday, June 01, 2007
BLAZE OF GLORY
Longtime News Ltd staffer Bob Cooper retired this week following years of setting himself on fire. Seriously; igniting his chest hair was Bob’s party trick, accompanied by a ritualistic chant from observers. On Thursday night, Bob blazed for the final time:
Note that Bob burns brighter than the gas-fuelled heater in the background. No accelerants were employed. Bob’s BTU output is all natural.
(Much thanks to Steve Fenech for forwarding that image)