Wednesday, April 09, 2008
BEAR EATS
A note from Harry Bergeron: “Panty-wetting Greentards are having trouble sleeping after Knut did what polar bears do - kill fish, eat parts of them, and leave a mess.”
UPDATE:
• The Independent: “Knut is a psychopath and will never mate.”
• Secular Apostate: “I agree that disemboweling live fish may seem crude to the Western envirophilicus effeteicus eye, but Knut is from a different culture. A culture where bloodlust is the highest good. And who are we to judge?”
• Aaron Hotfelder: “Knut, the once-cute celebrity polar bear turned vicious killer, is at the center of a controversy over his brutal slaughter of ten carp at the Berlin Zoo.”
• Political Scientist: “What odd and mutually contradictory ideas people have about animals.”
• ZombieSkittles: “He’s a FISH KILLER!”
UPDATE II. Flocke the bear - she’s the new Knut - lunges at a cucumber sandwich:
(Via Mystery Meat)