Saturday, April 05, 2008
BAG HURLED
Hillary Clinton remembers the day Martin Luther King was murdered:
"I walked into my dorm room and took my book bag and hurled it across the room.”
Where it hit a concealed sniper. Meanwhile, Barack Obama - still dealing with spiritual issues - has lost the important Snoop Dogg endorsement, prompting a poll decline.
They’re both losing. The only way out of this: one of Clinton’s ever-present snipers takes out Reverend Wright. Work together, Democrats.