Monday, April 02, 2007
ATTENTION, LADIES
A certain lefty appears to be lookin’ for love.
UPDATE. You’d think Mr Lefty would be happy to have his search for companionship brought to a wider audience, but he’s cat-slappin’ mad. This touchy response to a little online assistance bodes ill for any RSVP dates-to-be. Interesting that he’s limiting his options to women within 25 km of whitebread Ringwood, where residents are 14% more likely to have been born in Australia than is the population of greater Melbourne; our Lefty mate is a romance isolationist!
UPDATE II. Lefty routinely dishes it out but becomes outraged by a mere link to his dating site. If he had a jaw, it’d be of the most fragile crystal.