Friday, October 12, 2007
AL WINS!
Media-shunning unsafe-for-children ecodunce Al Gore wins the Nobel Peace Prize.
UPDATE. Al will lift the world:
“We face a true planetary emergency,” Mr. Gore said in the statement. “The climate crisis is not a political issue, it is a moral and spiritual challenge to all of humanity. It is also our greatest opportunity to lift global consciousness to a higher level.”
Good luck with that.
UPDATE II. Al isn’t in Oslo, possibly to spare himself the embarrassment of collecting a prize for raising global warming awareness while wearing four layers of clothing.
UPDATE III. Al is scary: “He’s like a werewolf standing in front of the moon, only instead he’s in front of the earth playing God again. Or maybe Jack Nicholson. Geez his tie even matches the earth. They are so going steady.”
UPDATE IV. Congratulations from Kevin:
Mr Rudd said every fair-minded Australian concerned about the country’s future and the planet’s future would welcome Al Gore’s win.
“Personally I have sent my congratulations to Al Gore just now,” he said.