Thursday, May 04, 2006
AHL-ZAHR-OWW-EEE
The Associated Press reports:
Newly released video of the leader of al-Qaida in Iraq shows Abu Musab al-Zarqawi (AH’-boo MOO’-sahb ahl-zahr-KOW’-ee) decked out in American tennis shoes and fumbling with a machine gun.
Major General Rick Lynch [ed: RIK’ LINCH] says al-Zarqawi chose not to show the world this piece of video in which he’s wearing “his New Balance tennis shoes,” and in which his associates “do things like grab the hot barrel of the machine gun and burn themselves."
Brought to you by Tim Blair (TEE’-eem BLAY’-arr) on behalf of George W. Bush (HIT’-lerr).