Sunday, December 18, 2005
A TYSON RAMADAN
Here’s a watertight defence:
A Muslim man who bit off part of a security guard’s ear told police he couldn’t have deliberately carried out the attack—because he was fasting for Ramadan.
Actually, this intro is inaccurate. The accused—Mohammed Sarfraz, of Cliffe Field Road, Meersbrook—meant that he shouldn’t, rather than couldn’t, have chowed down on his opponent’s head:
When interviewed after his arrest, he said: “I don’t know why I’ve done this. I’m a Muslim, I was fasting, the last thing I should ever have done is eat something.”
Sarfraz admits biting Mr Thorpe but claims he attacked him to get free after being held in a bear hug.
Could’ve been worse. Could’ve been a pig hug.
(Via Deo)
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