Born under a scribbly gum in the Australian outback. Despite losing an apostrophe during childhood in a shocking tractor accident, I nevertheless achieved fame in the movie All About Eve. I have since become famous for both my self absorption and abusive postings through which I have achieved unchallenged moral superiority. Am now on a lifetime search to see whether it is possible to reach a higher plane by belittling others.  Considered by many as most likely to be the real father of Anna Nicole Smith’s daughter.