Sunday, December 12, 2004
This is the new site, same as the old site. Well, mostly; this one features an even greater amount of unapproved industrial toxins. You�re breathing the deadly fumes right now!
On the up-side, you must be registered here to comment. This is intended to cut down on insidious anony-trolling. All you need do is provide a genuine e-mail address, a birth certificate, and a vial of spinal fluid. Click on comments for details.
Those fumes kicking in yet? Yes? The trick is to bail out sometime after the desk lamp takes on human form but before blood begins pulsing out of your mouth and ears.
UPDATE. Regular posting will resume once people have had a chance to register and become accustomed to this violent change.