DARRYL DREAMS

More socky self-promotion from leftoid blogger Darryl Mason, this time posting as Sam Lowry back in May, 2000:

Worth checking out Mason’s work … In partix, check out Mason’s sample pages on the Big Brother Aphid scene. Uniquely bizarre. I read in an Australian newspaper that Mason got arrested last year for being in possession of adrenachrome, as in what Depp freaks on in Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas. Although adrenachrome can only be extracted from the adrenal glands of living human beings, it’s not illegal to be in possession of it!

Darryl Mason is supposed to be writing a screenplay about his ‘chrome experiences. Now that would be tripping to see.

It’d be tripping to see Darryl limit himself to a single online identity, or to draw praise from someone other than himself.

Posted by Tim B. on 01/29/2007 at 10:27 AM
    1. is adrenachrome as addictive as methamplatinum?

      Posted by blogagog on 2007 01 29 at 10:42 AM • permalink

 

    1. This is a very interesting case of multiple personality. I assume that a convention of Darryl Mason fans would be a very lonely affair?

      Posted by paco on 2007 01 29 at 10:42 AM • permalink

 

    1. Hmmm.  It does make one think about creating some alternative commenters here, to get that praise we all need.

      But knowing me, I would probably forget that I made a compliment and take it the wrong way.  And begin a chain reaction of increasing visceral and scathing remarks.  It would likely require four sock puppets of paco to separate us and make us resolve our differences.

      Posted by wronwright on 2007 01 29 at 11:09 AM • permalink

 

    1. Hmmm.

      *shrug* honestly it looks like his strategy is almost working.  All he needs to do now is build a couple dozen more sockpuppets to criticize himself and he’ll be on the paid staff of the Washington Post in no time.

      Posted by memomachine on 2007 01 29 at 11:10 AM • permalink

 

    1. If he doesn’t stop this self-love, he’s gonna go blind.

      Posted by Mark V. on 2007 01 29 at 11:27 AM • permalink

 

    1. being in possession of adrenachrome

      It’s the thing to use for photographing brightly colored organs in the fall.

      Posted by rhhardin on 2007 01 29 at 12:21 PM • permalink

 

    1. That screenplay must be totally awestruck!

      Posted by Jim Treacher on 2007 01 29 at 12:28 PM • permalink

 

    1. Why does he keep comparing his work to that of others? Aren’t artists supposed to claim they are unique? Seems to me it’s the job of his readers to say “no, you’re not.”

      He’s proud of being derivative. What a loser.

      Posted by tim maguire on 2007 01 29 at 12:34 PM • permalink

 

    1. Now, now.  The poor sod is doing his best to get a life.  Since this is obviously his best, he’s to be pitied.  A lot.

      I had no idea they allowed computers with internet connections in rubber rooms.

      Posted by saltydog on 2007 01 29 at 02:00 PM • permalink

 

    1. ‘Tripping’?  Do all his sock puppets use decades old drug culture slang?  I can only imagine what the screenplay reads like (whichever one of him wrote it).

      Posted by RebeccaH on 2007 01 29 at 02:29 PM • permalink

 

    1. No no no RebeccaH.  “Tripping” no longer means having an adverse drug reaction.  It’s inner city slang for faltering.  Start using it like that and d’joo be fly.

      (wronwright pulls up jeans 10 sizes too big to cover up cool boxer shorts)

      Posted by wronwright on 2007 01 29 at 03:37 PM • permalink

 

    1. I think that Daz will never see
      A Poem lovelier than he.

      Posted by blogstrop on 2007 01 29 at 04:16 PM • permalink

 

    1. In other best seller news: (via Steyn posting at the Corner) Quran now best selling book in Denmark.

      Posted by 68W40 on 2007 01 29 at 04:29 PM • permalink

 

    1. “Partix”???  Totally awesome!

      Posted by anthony_r on 2007 01 29 at 06:34 PM • permalink

 

    1. This routine comment has been posted using the Personal Automatic Comment Organiser.

      Posted by Penguin on 2007 01 29 at 07:03 PM • permalink

 

    1. #15. Bravo Penguin!!!! Hilarious!! You really got me with that one! Author! Author!

      Have you guys noticed how witty and clever Penguin’s comments are? I really admire his work, you should check it out.

      By the way his latest book, My Real ‘is’ Question, discussing the definition of what ‘is’, is, is sensational, I suggest you buy it. Twice.

      Posted by Penguin on 2007 01 29 at 07:06 PM • permalink

 

    1. Wikipedia, source of all knowledge, says that “Psychoactive effects of adrenochrome include euphoria, confusion, changed train of thought, lack of judgment, poor insight and inability to concentrate.”

      Also, it claims that the story that it must be extracted from an adrenal gland removed from a living person is, uh, “fictional hyperbole.”

      I can’t imagine where they got that from.

      Posted by Steve Skubinna on 2007 01 29 at 08:54 PM • permalink

 

    1. What a twat. I got bored of Hunter S. Thompson when I was seventeen.

      Posted by Daniel San on 2007 01 29 at 09:00 PM • permalink

 

    1. Quran now best selling book in Denmark

      I saw Lurpak butter on supermarket shelves for the first time today. But it was like $3.89, compared to Woolies Homebrand $0.89. I may be an idealist, but I’m still cheap!

      Posted by AlburyShifton on 2007 01 30 at 12:43 AM • permalink

 

    1. I’m still waiting for my apology from all of you who jumped on me for calling out this lying sack-o-crap on day 1 of his LLL incarnation.

      Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 01 31 at 05:54 AM • permalink

 

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