CART HORSED

Jules Crittenden observes:

We usually put the horse in front of that particular cart, but to each his own.

Hmmm. Click for context.

Posted by Tim B. on 05/26/2007 at 02:13 PM
    1. These are the same men who think that 72 inexperienced sexual partners constitute paradise.  I’ve long suspected that the actual “root cause” of terrorism is sheer sexual frustration.

      Pathetic.

      Posted by saltydog on 2007 05 26 at 03:01 PM • permalink

 

    1. “I’ve long suspected that the actual “root cause” of terrorism is sheer sexual frustration.”

      I guess you could call that a root cause with a root cause.

      Posted by geoff on 2007 05 26 at 06:30 PM • permalink

 

    1. I love the Google ads Jules post has attracted. They lift the bizarre to the surreal. We are in the presence of a new artform.

      Posted by geoff on 2007 05 26 at 06:33 PM • permalink

 

    1. It just boggles the mind to consider the logic process that created that drivel. “Let me suck on your nipples so we can be brother and sister, and then you can uncover your hair”

      WTF?

      Posted by CB on 2007 05 26 at 06:50 PM • permalink

 

    1. Insane.  They are insane.

      And you know who I mean.

      Posted by RebeccaH on 2007 05 26 at 07:07 PM • permalink

 

    1. The sexual frustration is heightened by the fact that Moslem men consider it shameful and against religion to masturbate. I guess some of them must do it, but in all my time in the Middle East, I never heard anyone admit it. So, not being able even to have a tug to relieve the tension, let alone cracking on to any good sorts, is the cause of their frustration, which explodes in political violence, etc. Not to mention why the mere sight of a shapely goat or a good-looking boy is enough to drive them crazy.

      Posted by Big Arnie on 2007 05 26 at 07:12 PM • permalink

 

    1. “Stone the Crows” was an unfortunate choice of words when discussing Sharia.

      Posted by Dan Lewis on 2007 05 26 at 08:33 PM • permalink

 

    1. However, the Al-Azhar Supreme Council … refused to accept Dr. Atiyya’s apology, saying, “We must not be too lax in matters of religion, especially when the matter at hand is a fatwa that significantly affects people’s actual lives, inclinations, and views – because it speaks to their natural emotions which [lead them to] embrace what is permitted and shun prohibitions.”

      I’m not sure. But I think that means they are going to put the doc on a no fatwa diet.

      Posted by geoff on 2007 05 26 at 09:13 PM • permalink

 

    1. the matter at hand is a fatwa that significantly affects people’s actual lives, inclinations …

      I guess that gets back to the sexual frustration thing.

      Posted by geoff on 2007 05 26 at 09:16 PM • permalink

 

    1. +1 on Geoff’s (#3) observations on the Google ads on Crittenden’s blog.

      Freakin’ hilarious!

      Posted by Pedro the Ignorant on 2007 05 26 at 10:11 PM • permalink

 

    1. Breast fed = not dead?????

      Posted by surfmaster on 2007 05 26 at 10:16 PM • permalink

 

    1. Breast feed.! I want a baby with Tim B.

      Posted by 1.618 on 2007 05 26 at 10:31 PM • permalink

 

    1. p.s. They’d be cute babies.

      Posted by 1.618 on 2007 05 26 at 10:32 PM • permalink

 

    1. Ok, is it premature to opine that Islam is like Scientology, but with camels and explosives?

      Posted by paco on 2007 05 26 at 11:01 PM • permalink

 

    1. #6

      Not to mention why the mere sight of a shapely goat or a good-looking boy is enough to drive them crazy.

      Not that it’s any great distance.

      Posted by kae on 2007 05 27 at 12:11 AM • permalink

 

    1. #14, Paco, I suggested this in an earlier thread, but then decided that it was late and I was just mixing my nuts.

      Posted by saltydog on 2007 05 27 at 12:17 AM • permalink

 

    1. I have an inspiration!

      Let’s invite a few million of these lunatics to come live with us!
      Share our homelands and national aspirations, and all that.

      Hilarity and complications are bound to ensue !

      Posted by Harry Bergeron on 2007 05 27 at 02:12 AM • permalink

 

    1. Life may be bout to get considerably more interesting for the ragheads in Thailand.

      Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2007 05 27 at 02:36 AM • permalink

 

    1. Thanks TF Mole.

      Last November, Prime Minister Surayud Chulanont issued a far-reaching public apology on behalf of the Thai state for what he called flawed government policies toward local Malay Muslims.


      … this and other olive branches failed to stem the daily killings of civilians – rubber tappers, municipal workers and teachers chief among them.

      “Diplomacy is not his strong point,”
      “His expertise is to kill people and deal with things by force.”
      “When things get hairy, you get Pallop on your side,”  Thitinan [Pongsudhirak] said. “He knows how to fight back.”

      Bring him on.

      Posted by geoff on 2007 05 27 at 03:54 AM • permalink

 

    1. Mohammad, Alisha, I have to leave the office for awhile.

      Mohammad, let me take a picture of you sucking Alisha’s tits so I know you two wont be screwing around while I’m gone.

      Posted by Grimmy on 2007 05 27 at 04:04 AM • permalink

 

    1. I’ve read this before in the writings of Imam Boob Sakr, I’m certain of it.

      Or maybe it was Ti’t Likr?

      Posted by The Prez on 2007 05 27 at 05:25 AM • permalink

 

    1. #16 Salty: Great minds, etc.

      Posted by paco on 2007 05 27 at 11:56 AM • permalink

 

    1. Please note, I have circulated this fatwa to all the (good looking) females in the office.

      My lips are puckered in expectation…

      Posted by Apparatchik on 2007 05 27 at 09:24 PM • permalink

 

    1. #23, Apparatchik:

      Dont forget to get pictures. It says it’s no good unless documented. So, you’ll need to post a pic of each feeding to validate it.

      Posted by Grimmy on 2007 05 28 at 01:08 AM • permalink

 

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