CAMERA EATEN

All this talk of Hillary Clinton being a “fighter” who “makes Rocky Balboa look like a pansy” appears to be backed up by actual muscle:

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On the left: Hillary! On the right: Mongo scours the crowd for photographers who would angle their cameras in such a way as to depict the Senator in some sort of weak, tilty pose. Mongo not happy when Mongo sees guy at bottom right of picture. Mongo do what Mongo has to do.

Posted by Tim B. on 05/05/2008 at 12:11 PM
    1. Rocky got the crap beat out of him by a black guy.

      Posted by Latino on 2008 05 05 at 12:31 PM • permalink

 

    1. Mongo no like when pixs show She-boss’ ankles like tree-stumps.

      Mongo shoves camera up photo-man’s arse down photo-man’s throat.

      Mongo get tit-bit from Shillary. Ugh!

      Posted by Mikael on 2008 05 05 at 12:35 PM • permalink

 

    1. Hilly: “Goddamnit, I’m exausted!”

      Posted by mojo on 2008 05 05 at 01:07 PM • permalink

 

    1. “Mongo just a pawn in the game of life.”

      Posted by Apostic on 2008 05 05 at 01:11 PM • permalink

 

    1. Candygram for Hillary!

      Posted by Paul Zrimsek on 2008 05 05 at 01:39 PM • permalink

 

    1. I guess he’s Secret Service. Man, he looks like he could stop a cannonball, let alone a bullet.

      Posted by SoberHT on 2008 05 05 at 02:13 PM • permalink

 

    1. Gawd, she looks like one of those child show hosts in the 1960’s that local TV stations in America ran.  “Welcome, welcome boys and girls to Lucy’s Toy Shop”. *

      * an actual show produced by WBNS-TV in Columbus, Ohio, sponsored by BBF burger joints, whose signs consisted by a ball with giant spikes emitting outward, like a big feudal mace, a rather menacing sign all and all

      Posted by wronwright on 2008 05 05 at 02:17 PM • permalink

 

    1. Mongo: Mongo smell stink. Mongo no eat beans. Mongo think it she-boss.

      Posted by Deborah Leigh on 2008 05 05 at 02:17 PM • permalink

 

    1. Mongo only pawn in game of life.

      Posted by charles austin on 2008 05 05 at 03:15 PM • permalink

 

    1. “Santa Maria!”

      “-forget that crap, here comes Hillary!”

      -overheard in the crowd, or me mangling quotes from Blazing Saddles with the rest of the commenters.

      Posted by Patrick Chester on 2008 05 05 at 03:18 PM • permalink

 

    1. Not that she really needs Mongo’s help.

      Thanks to Crittenden for that image.

      Posted by RebeccaH on 2008 05 05 at 04:18 PM • permalink

 

    1. People!  If we’re going to quote from Blazing Saddles, I think this quote applies best to Hillary:

      Lili Von Shtupp [singing on stage]:
      Here I stand, the goddess of desire
      Set men on fire
      I have this power.
      Morning, noon, and night, it’s dwink and dancing
      Some quick womancing
      And then a shower.
      Stage door Johnnies constantly suwwound me
      They always hound me, with one wequest.
      Who can satisfy their lustful habits?
      I’m not a wabbit.
      I need some we…
      [Takes a breath]
      … est.

      Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2008 05 05 at 04:58 PM • permalink

 

    1. Mongo

      Posted by Pickles on 2008 05 05 at 07:52 PM • permalink

 

    1. That made me laugh and laugh. As did the person who commented twice ‘Mongo is only pawn in game of life’. Hehe.

      Posted by Apple77 on 2008 05 05 at 08:00 PM • permalink

 

    1. Has anyone seen a photograph of Hillary with her mouth shut?

      Hillary must have an army of photographers on her payroll whose sole purpose in life is to supply the media with a constant stream of photos of Hillary pointing at God knows what with mouth agape.

      I guess it’s all about being Hillarious.

      Posted by Ubique on 2008 05 05 at 08:33 PM • permalink

 

    1. Never mind that shit… Here comes Hillary!

      Posted by Dan Lewis on 2008 05 05 at 09:44 PM • permalink

 

    1. On second thoughts, it’s not Mongo, it’s Private Pyle.

      And that ended very badly…

      Posted by Pickles on 2008 05 05 at 10:05 PM • permalink

 

    1. Is it twue what they say about Bawack men?

      Posted by andycanuck on 2008 05 05 at 11:44 PM • permalink

 

    1. Mongo no like she-boss. Mongo vote Barack. Mongo want change.

      Posted by Ash_ on 2008 05 06 at 12:03 AM • permalink

 

    1. See Phat Phil continues to hammer Clinton for daring to oppose his boy-god Obama.

      Oh, please Democrats, pick Hillary. I just want to watch Pharty Phil tying himself in knots trying to explain why Clinton will make a great president.

      Posted by Contrail on 2008 05 06 at 04:42 AM • permalink

 

    1. #6

      I guess he’s Secret Service. Man, he looks like he could stop a cannonball, let alone a bullet.

      He is a cannon ball.

      Posted by kae on 2008 05 06 at 08:07 AM • permalink

 

    1. The Secret Service: Doing the job that half the nation and all your employers will always hate you for.

      Still, it’s an important job, possibly the most important one in any democracy. Never set things up so politicians risk being killed when they leave office, unless you want to find out how sneaky even the most inept politician can be when his/her life is on the line.

      Posted by Tatterdemalian on 2008 05 06 at 11:01 AM • permalink

 

    1. #18, Oh it’s twue, its twue!

      Posted by Big Arnie on 2008 05 06 at 04:29 PM • permalink

 

    1. Ah! CPP. Gotta love it. It’s the most excitingly boring job. The training however, is the most fun you can have with your pants on.

      Posted by Skip on 2008 05 06 at 05:41 PM • permalink

 

  1. Maybe Mongo is just pissed off about something Hillary said.

    Posted by Mike_W on 2008 05 07 at 06:03 AM • permalink