BULLS BANNED

The oppression never ends in Bush’s Amerikkka:

Senators in Florida have voted to ban fake bull testicles that dangle from the trailer hitches of many trucks and cars throughout the state.

Republican Senator Cary Baker, a gun shop owner from Eustis, Florida, called the adornments offensive and proposed the ban.

Motorists would be fined $60 for displaying the novelty items, which are known by brand names like ‘Truck Nutz’ and resemble the south end of a bull moving north.

No word yet on a ban for fake turkey nuts.

(Via Alan R.M. Jones)

UPDATE. Lee M. emails: “Fake balls might get you fined in Florida – but you’ll win a prize in Boston.”

Posted by Tim B. on 04/27/2008 at 03:56 AM
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