How big is Al Gore’s carbon footprint? Experts estimate it to be approximately 5.3 Madonnas.

UPDATE. Connect the dots! A vicious plot to bring down the former US vice-president now involves Jay Leno:

“Al Gore’s lovely daughter Sarah got married over the weekend,” and “critics are now bashing Al Gore for serving Chilean sea bass at his daughter’s wedding because it’s an endangered species. But in his defense,” whenever “Al Gore picks up a knife and fork, any species is endangered.”