APOCALYPSE SCREAMER DENOUNCES EXTREMISTS

Al Gore—this year’s Michael Moore—cranks up the stupid:

US President George W. Bush’s administration was a “renegade band of right-wing extremists”, former US vice president Al Gore said …

I wish. Inspired by Mr. Tipper, Iowahawk presents Ten Things You Can Do To Save The Planet:

One of the most pressing threats facing our environment is rising incomes in Africa, Asia, and Latin America. Only a generation ago, these proud dark people were happily frolicking in the rain forest, foraging for organic foods amid the wonders of nature. Now, corrupted by wealth, they are demanding environmentally hazardous consumer goods like cars and air conditioning and malaria medicine. You can do your part to stop this dangerous consumer trend by supporting environmentally aware leaders like Robert Mugabe and Fidel Castro to foster an economy of sustainable low-impact ecolabor camps.

You’ve already hit the link, so it’s kind of redundant to insist on reading the whole thing.

Posted by Tim B. on 05/31/2006 at 10:11 AM
    1. The Hawk, should be the next carving on our MtRush Limbaugh more

      Posted by El Cid on 2006 05 31 at 11:06 AM • permalink

 

    1. Dai-yehhm, that guy’s frickin’ hilarious. Iowahawk is the funniest blogger on the west side of the Pacific.

      Harry Hutton is the funniest easterner.

      Posted by James Waterton on 2006 05 31 at 11:11 AM • permalink

 

    1. That is a shriek!

      Gosh, I wonder what Bab’s electricity bill for all her houses is.

      Posted by ushie on 2006 05 31 at 11:14 AM • permalink

 

    1. Iowahawk: America’s greatest problem solver.

      From Al Gore: “But I haven’t moved. I’m where I’ve always been.” Not unlike . . . a tree. Or a cigar store Vice President, as I believe someone on another thread referred to him (kudos to whoever that was, incidentally).
      Bush and his administration are not just “renegade right-wing extremists”, but RRWE’s who “got hold of power”: pretty clearly implying “through non-democratic means”. Sour grapes are obviously this man’s favorite food.

      Posted by paco on 2006 05 31 at 11:14 AM • permalink

 

    1. If Gore were a tree, he’d be a lava tree.

      Posted by chinesearithmetic on 2006 05 31 at 11:31 AM • permalink

 

    1. #5 C/A: You mean one of these?

      Thanks. I learned something new today.

      Posted by paco on 2006 05 31 at 11:54 AM • permalink

 

    1. 6. Yes, only plummer.

      Posted by chinesearithmetic on 2006 05 31 at 01:32 PM • permalink

 

    1. I fail to see how Gore’s constant “Look at me!  Look at me!” is newsworthy.  However, Iowahawk is a god among men.

      Posted by RebeccaH on 2006 05 31 at 03:03 PM • permalink

 

    1. Incidentally, the Other White Screamer is being sued by an Iraq vet over improper usage of him in a clip in Fahrenheit 9/11.  Hat tip to Instapundit.

      I hope the guy gets millions.

      Posted by RebeccaH on 2006 05 31 at 03:18 PM • permalink

 

    1. Al Gore’s favorite comedian is Rich Hall.

      Posted by joe bagadonuts on 2006 05 31 at 03:18 PM • permalink

 

    1. Tim, you ‘bout wore me out today.  First Hutton, now Iowahawk.  And I had already busted a gut reading that bit about the vet suing Moore when I read Instapundit.  (HA!  I busted a gut over Michael Moore.)  I’m having trouble seeing, my face is all blotchy from the tears, and I’ve slapped the bejezus out of my knees.  Enough is enough.

      Posted by saltydog on 2006 05 31 at 05:27 PM • permalink

 

    1. A great read!  But I think that the celebrities and related idiots ought to take item #9 seriously—that would be a definite benefit to Mankind.

      Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2006 05 31 at 06:28 PM • permalink

 

    1. I am mortified that I voted for Gore in 2000.

      Posted by JerryS on 2006 05 31 at 06:56 PM • permalink

 

    1. Some folk just dont get it!

      The single greatest danger to all life on Earth is the emerging Chinese economy!

      Think this through for just a sec. All those hungery Chinese folk will be getting more money for their work hours. This will give them more money to spend. What do hungery people spend their money on? FOOD! What happens when a hungery person gets home from food shopping? They need to store that food! What do they want to store it in? A refrigerator!!
      Refregerators have coolant! That coolant leaks! That leaky coolant evaporates into the atmosphere!
      We’re talking billions of refrigerators! all of em leaking coolant! into the atmosphere!!!

      This will obviously and completely errode the ozone thingy! which will cause everyone to get really sunburned! and stuff!!!

      Also, what goes on these dreaded and dangerous refrigerators! Yep, you guessed it! Refrigerator magnets!!! If each refrigerator collects as few as 5 magnets each then we’re talking 5’s of billions of magnets!!

      Just imagine what all that magnicity will do to compasses?! Airplanes wont know where to go! or when to land! And!!! all that magnicity (magnitisity? magniosity?)will eventually disrupt that belt thingy that the scientists say protects us from solar flair! Can you even imagine what that excess flair will do to our fashion?

      So, to fix this the US needs to provide the hungery Chinese people with sufficient and free freeze-dried foods that are tasty, culturally sensivite and dont need cold storage.

      Posted by Grimmy on 2006 05 31 at 07:25 PM • permalink

 

    1. #13, JerryS, don’t feel bad.  I voted for Gore too.  I look at it as God taking care of us fools.

      Posted by RebeccaH on 2006 05 31 at 09:48 PM • permalink

 

    1. Most of you guys have probably seen this quote from Gore before, but I saw it for the first time today:

      Quote Of The Day: Al Gore Says Its OK To Lie About Global Warming Because Darn It, It’s Important!

      “In the United States of America, unfortunately we still live in a bubble of unreality. And the Category 5 denial is an enormous obstacle to any discussion of solutions. Nobody is interested in solutions if they don’t think there’s a problem. Given that starting point, I believe it is appropriate to have an over-representation of factual presentations on how dangerous (global warming) is, as a predicate for opening up the audience to listen to what the solutions are, and how hopeful it is that we are going to solve this crisis.”—Al Gore

      Posted by Art Vandelay on 2006 05 31 at 10:43 PM • permalink

 

    1. Rebecca, Jerry, I voted against Gore, but for Clinton.  Twice.  So none of you is alone.

      [cues choir, holds out hands while the words to “Kumbayah” softly fill the background and the camera pans….]

      Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2006 05 31 at 11:50 PM • permalink

 

    1. 13 & 15 & 17
      HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW !!!
      I took a lot of crap in 2000 for voting for Harry Browne, but hey!  At least he’s not still hanging around to embarass me six years later.
      . .
      . Or, er, he wouldn’t be if I hadn’t just now blurted that out, that is.

      Posted by Stoop Davy Dave on 2006 06 01 at 01:18 PM • permalink

 

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