Maureen Dowd’s Great Australian Manhunt continues:
“When I was 20, I fell in love with an Australian hotel manager in Dublin called Rowan. After that, I wanted to emigrate to Australia but my parents made me go home instead.
“Now I’m here at last. And if they can take a strong, sassy, saucy woman, Australian men should please apply.”
Among the applicants:
If she can answer this question I’ll let her have me. How many blokes does it take to open a beer can? None. Maureen should of had it opened when she brought it to me. She better be able to cook and clean also.